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A lot of progressives mention a desire to come to Canada.

Doing this can take a bit of time and effort, but it is pretty simple.  

Reposted from the Big Orange


How to get residency in Canada


How do you get legal residency in Canada?


1. Buy land. Land can be very cheap (Crown Land). Establish the land as your principal residence – for

6 months a year – (perhaps with a cabin or trailer), and after three years you are a citizen and Elizabeth

II is your Auntie.


2. Apply to bring in a business. There is a fee – about $1000 Canadian – to do this, and a wait. If you have a family, there is a fee per head – I think $750 Cdn per person. The Chinese have been doing this for years, and apparently no one has ever been refused.


3. Buy a business in Canada.


Ways not recommended at present:

1. Claim refugee status.

2. Marriage.


Of course, if Bush’s plan to unify North America succeeds, there won’t be a Canada, or a Mexico. To see why Canadians are alarmed by the Security and Prosperity Partnership, go to

http://canadians.org…


Resources:

Government of Canada

http://www.canada.gc…

About Crown Land

http://en.wikipedia….

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  1. for future reference….

    • Pluto on October 2, 2007 at 06:44

    But I think the missing rule is…

    You cannot establish residency anywhere near a cool place like Toronto, Vancouver, or other popular Canadian city.

    You gotta reside in the middle of nowhere.

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