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The president sucks. I mean, he really sucks.
The last president sucked too. The next president is almost guaranteed to suck, since all presidents either suck, have sucked or will suck. Some presidents have even been sucked. Sucking is what presidents do.
The Congress sucks. They really suck. They won’t impeach him. It sucks. They won’t arrest him. That sucks too.
Nancy sucks. I don’t know why anyone would let her, but she does…
The attorney general sucks. Did suck. And will suck.
It all sucks. I mean everything sucks. All of it. It all sucks.
The war sucks. The other war sucks. The last war sucked. The next war sucks even more. Sucking is what wars do.
I mean it. It all sucks.
Now the economy sucks, too. The last economy sucked. The next economy will probably suck too. The economy has always sucked. Sucking is what the economy does.
Even girlfriends suck. All my girlfriends have all sucked. And they probably thought I sucked too. But then most boyfriends probably suck, usually.
My job sucks. probably because I don’t have one. But even the last one sucked. They all sucked. Your job probably sucks too. Or did suck. Or will suck. Sucks, huh?
Is there anything that doesn’t suck?
It sucks that everything sucks. I mean it. It really sucks.
I wish I had an answer. It sucks that I don’t have an answer.
What sucks even more is that you don’t have an answer either. Even if you think you do. Sucks, huh?
Gitmo sucks. Torture sucks. Bombing sucks. Depleted uranium sucks. Napalm sucks. White phosporus sucks. Poverty sucks. Disease sucks. Injustice sucks. Bigotry sucks. Racism sucks. Starvation sucks. Hate sucks.
You suck. I suck. The world sucks. There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
What can I say? Life just… sucks.
This essay sucks. It’s probably the worst thing I ever wrote. It really sucks.
Try to have a nice day, ok?
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to a hit song
and that doesn’t really suck, does it?
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We got three of em now, one more and we will have a complete set.
“My wife sucks”
but it would be a lie.
Oh well.
Enough of my bitching.
I go now.
Musing, because it’s true, it pretty much all sucks! Yeah, once in a while there are some bright spots, but not enough or often.
Have a sucky day! Maybe, because I said, it’ll get better!
Looks like we have a blizzard coming in the midwest. And local budget shortfalls have already forced a cutback on plowing snow and salting roads.
you want to know what would REALLY suck? What if this was your world view? Its the opening paragraph to my dad’s christmas email letter.
I don’t suppose the “world events” he’s referring to have anything to do with the clusterfuck his buddy Bush has wrecked on the world. But no matter, just sit back and wait to be raptured…and tough shit for all those “left behind.”
but I have some dental insurance, so that does not. My favorite dental hygienist up and retired and that sucked but the woman who replaced her seems to know her stuff so that didn’t.
I had to go to Best Buy to look for a gift and that sucked but I also picked up guitar picks and that didn’t suck.
So far the day has been balanced.
…suck…until you go over the falls and get sucked to the bottom for a suckingly long time.
Skiing doesn’t suck … until or unless you get sucked under the snow in an avalanche too suckingly long to breathe.
Since life is sucking
Birth is sucking, sickness is sucking,
Old age is sucking, dying is sucking,
So, the Way to be free of sucking
Is to not be sucked in!
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Last night I sat down and opened my computers case to clean out the dust that collects all over the motherboard and inside the fans on power supply, and on the CPU cooling fan.
As I was removing the fan from the CPU, Magic jumped inside the case, I jerked, and I broke one of the little plastic fasteners that hold the fan onto the motherboard and press the heatsink against the CPU, at the same time breaking the thermal grease seal between the CPU and the heatsink.
Wonderful. Now the CPU heats up so fast because its not being cooled enough that the machine powers down within 30 seconds after starting it.
Great. So now I’m sitting back in the public library typing this, and when the store where I bought the computer opens I’ll go wrap it up in plastic, and get on the bus with it, and take to them so I can have it repaired.
Then I’ll try to figure out how to pay them for their work. And if anyone feels like clicking the donate button over at OOIBC I might even be able to eat for the rest of this month.
It sucks… 🙁