Mar 10 2009

About Bigots

By ek hornbeck

(midnight. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Even on this site we’ve had big screaming fights but to me the issue is just as simple and clear as Spongebob Squarepants making fun of Sandy Cheeks because she is a…

Wait for it…

Squirrel.

Why does it take two squirrels to change a lightbulb?

Because they’re so stupid.

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Am I annoying you yet? Good!

What bigots want most is the ability to spout hate like this in public and be applauded. Or at least not have people get up in their face and explain how fucking bigoted they are.

I’ve called African-Americans niggers to pump me up in athletic competition (if you can call a game of stickball that) and I was wrong and I regret it. I may use the n-word again if sometime I think it important to the narrative just like my neighbor Sam Clemens.

What I will never do again is use it without understanding how hurtful and confrontational it is.

Ann Coulter has an Adam’s Apple.

Am I annoying you yet? Good!

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ek hornbeck on March 10, 2009 at 01:15
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And now a Pirating Song-

Are you ready kids?

Aye, aye captain.

I can’t hear you…

Aye, aye captain!

Ohhh……

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sponge Bob square pants.

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Sponge Bob square pants.

If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Sponge Bob square pants.

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Sponge Bob square pants.

Ready?

Sponge Bob square pants, Sponge Bob square pants,

Sponge Bob square pants, Sponge Bob…… square paaaaaants.

Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hack, cough, cough. Arrgh.

Shiver me timbers, piratin’ be thirsty work. Where’s me grog? Arrgh… |¿|| (‹¶

- Edger on March 10, 2009 at 01:25
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You sure are annoying today. 😉

Why does it take two right wingnut radio talk show host bigots to change a light bulb?

On ta hold the bulb, an’ one ta drink enough ta make the room spin.
- Lasthorseman on March 10, 2009 at 01:57
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Might have noted I seldom talk about, participate in, comment on and or avoid the…er…ah…um..How shall I correctly say this topics that discuss,imply,lead to,have ramifications on or could therefore lead to implications about people of different colors,creeds,sexual orientations, sexual belief systems,gender, physical height characteristics, weight vs height status,nationality, intellectual capacity, eating habits, smoker vs non-smoker status,religious affiliations and or historical records thereof

Shit have I unintentionally offended someone and is that word sequence a hate crime.

What I would like to bring up is the concept of media and politicians using such things in classic WMD fashion simply to polarize people against each other. I am like a child and when I see something different from myself I might stare and wonder. Do I wish evil things upon people just because their whatever is different from mine? No. And I would guess most here don’t either but mere incorrect word sequences cause bans. That is division.

Views and opinions of the Lasthorseman do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of anybody either expressed or implied including Lasthorseman himself.

Yup, nuther beer.
- Shaharazade on March 10, 2009 at 02:06
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my bigotry is just an expression of my situation and cultural plight not to mention my God backed insights you call prejudice. Situation is Gods pecking order and all your doing is thwarting both politics and nature and God with this name calling. Squirrel’s are well known hoarders and as a liberal I can see that they are a threat to my constructs of what the world should be. They need to be repudiated. Not a prejudice but a necessary repudiation of those that hide behind their Adam’s apples.

Adam’s apples is a really weird descriptive term when isolated from it’s source which is in itself bigoted, being a fairy tale from an ancient text, written by tribes well known for their bias towards anything not relating to the desert male nomads take on reality.
- dharmasyd on March 10, 2009 at 02:29
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…and he ought to know, …

To hate anybody else is to love oneself just that much less.
- kj on March 10, 2009 at 03:03
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this might fit.
- Robyn on March 10, 2009 at 03:15
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Well, similar to the last part anyway.

The squirrel is my totem animal. I will not have people mistreating squirrels.
- RUKind on March 10, 2009 at 05:50
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Does not matter. She is a lunatic howling at the Moon. Think about it. She wakes up in the morning only to find she’s still Ann Coulter: Right Wing Nut Job. What does she have to say today to get even more outrageous? At what point does she go over the top? Is she at Limbaugh-like red alert stage?

On squirrels, aka tree rats: my sign is Earth Rat so I can only go so far here. If they didn’t have those bushy tails we’d be trying to kill them off. If you feed birds, know your enemy.

From Wiki:

Sex differences

The laryngeal prominence is usually more prominent in adult men than in women or prepubescent girls or boys. Note that the growth of the larynx itself during puberty is responsible for the vocal instability in teenage boys. The laryngeal prominence is merely the protrusion one sees of the thyroid cartilage making up the body of the larynx. The laryngeal prominence is usually more prominent in adult males because the thyroid cartilage elongates during puberty, protruding out the front of the neck more noticeably. The result is that the two laminae (thin cartilage) of the thyroid cartilage that form the protrusion meet at an angle of 90° in males, and 120° in females, so there is less cartilage protruding out in females.

A prominent laryngeal prominence is commonly considered a male secondary sex characteristic.

[edit] Surgery

Cosmetic surgery to reduce the size of a laryngeal prominence is called chondrolaryngoplasty (thyroid chondroplasty).[1] This surgery may change the patient’s voice and cause permanent damage as well as leave a visible scar. This surgery can also be part of sex reassignment therapy for male-to-female transgender or transsexual people (transwomen).[2]

All of which has absolutely nothing to do with anything relevant to anything of consequence happening in the world at this time.

Shanti.
- sharon on March 10, 2009 at 07:10
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you will know that it is your goddessgiven right to hate squirrels. just how many mornings can you wake to uprooted/gnawed off tender sprouts that have become squirrel delicacies??? and oh, squirrels suck big time.
- pfiore8 on March 10, 2009 at 13:51
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to pay respects for ucc’s grandma, so had to take a peek at your essay.

i’m commenting in support of what you’ve said. and if the club swinging PCers start sputtering, my experience says: IGNORE THEM.

keep the gate keepers at bay, ek. i’m with you on it. in spirit, anyway.

take care, old friend.
- randgrithr on March 10, 2009 at 15:42
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It’s a message I write often enough myself.

However I am bewildered at the bit about Spongebob and squirrels, having never seen the show.

What I am starting to wonder is, have those federally-sold-out sons of bitches who have been stalking me, getting me fired, and turning friends against me by propagating rumors finally tried to do so with the wrong set of people?

A set of people smart enough to figure them out?

Is it actually possible?

Now that’d be a refreshing change of pace. They’ve been doing so since 1993 and had an alarming rate of success. About the only good thing that’s come out of it is that they’ve weeded out the more gullible and less compassionate people in my circle of friends.

Well, a girl can hope.
- jessical on March 11, 2009 at 22:26
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…laugh…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/eur…

…laugh…
- gottlieb on March 11, 2009 at 23:06
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is EK anyway. Huh? It’s damn annoying. It’s no damn Christian name that’s for sure. A pirate commie that’s what you are.

And annoying.

And lay off Ann Coulter. How misogynistic. Some guys like girls with skinny legs so just back off. If I jerk off to Ann Coulter dressed as Adolf Hitler it’s my thing okay? Don’t judge me!

It’s annoying.

EK!

Jeez.

g.

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