Chew On This, Teabaggers (Song)

I don’t sing, but I play a little gee-tar. While I don’t sing well, this is more than the teabaggers who condone or act out violence deserve – even if it is to make fun of them. And it is.

“I’m a Teabagger”

(intro)

I ain’t communist,

And I ain’t no socialist,

But you, you’re a fascist,

I’m gonna blow you away.

(chorus)

I’m a Teabagger,

Of the good ‘ol USA.

If you don’t do what I want,

I’m gonna blow you away.

(break)

Don’t want no black man,

In that White House.

I like my Confederate Flag,

In my front lawn.

Don’t want no Latino woman,

In the highest court in the land.

You know we victimized white males,

Can still use a helpin’ hand.

(chorus)

Thank God for my knife,

Thank God for my gun.

I’m gonna blow you straight to hell,

Before this day is done.