Jan 09 2011

No Job, Broke, Worn Out, Sick, Tired, Fed Up, Hungry?

(9 am. – promoted by DDadmin)

Economy looking dismal? You’re running low on hope? Motivation next to non-existent? Job market worse? Bills piling up on you? Collection agents hounding you? They repo’d your car and wall street took your house? You’ve had it with sleeping on the sidewalk? Your dealer won’t front you anymore?

You know in your heart that your impoverishment is all your own fault for being too lazy and shiftless to even pick up the phone, don’t you? Ask any television anchor or politician or any other self help guru and they’ll all tell you that.

But there is one solution left you haven’t tried yet, or you wouldn’t be wallowing in that pit of self pity.

Before you jump, try out your last resort, the one option that has been time and time again historically proven to always work, every time! Without fail!

Bend over, pull up your socks, grab your bootstraps, and get yourself some…

It’s the American Dream!

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    • Edger on January 9, 2011 at 02:37
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    Just call daddy, and…

    You Got It!

  2. on an unrelated subject (gay rights and war) on my blog, I went into a too much coffee or too little coffee rant this morning.

    Ya know, the right thinks we can all pulll ourselves up by our bootstraps, while the rich make money the old fashioned way – inheriting it.

    This was my morning babble on it, unedited for its rawness…

    If we wanted REAL equality …. we should play right into the bootstrapper set’s hands and make any sort of bequeathment illegal.

    You die? No one gets your shit, It goes back into the collective pool. In fact? Other than food and shelter, you can’t buy your kids stuff either. No Daddy gets give his princess a Hotel Chain, and no Mommy gets to give Junior her stock portfolio.

    Let everything go into the pool and make everyone earn their own stuff…. make it like a football pool where the poorest kids get first round draft pick of dead people’s stuff.

    Gay Billy-bob from Wichita would end up second round behind Julio from LA and homeless Shakita from the Tenderloin. He would just have to deal with losing his white privilege, while she moves into the Heff Mansion and Julio gets Neverland.

    Heh.

    I obviously need more coffee.

    Or less.

  3. nothing left to lose – Janice Joplin

  5. There are only 33 families on the planet who pass their money,power and ancient knowledge on to their specifically groomed for the job of globalist sociopath offspring.

    These people have the keys to the underground survivalist bunkers, the teleportation device to Mars and the ET scientists building our own UFOs.  They have devised ways to snuff out your ass to make more room for themselves.

  6. in this country. What’s the matter with you Edger don’t you want to join the race to the top and make us more competitive? It is inevitable and in our national interest and will help people globally sometime in the future. The peoples sacrifice’s are necessary because without them we would all go off the endless cliff and God knows it would be worse then it is. The world as we know it would end.      

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