Marc Ambinder, the National Journal’s White House correspondent, has just posted a sort of trial-balloon for the anonymous sources who play him like a penny-whistle.
From Ghazi Air Base in Pakistan, the modified MH-60 helicopters made their way to the garrison suburb of Abbottabad, about 70 miles from the center of Islamabad. Aboard were Navy SEALs, flown across the border from Afghanistan, along with tactical signals, intelligence collectors, and navigators using highly classified hyperspectral imagers.
After bursts of fire over 40 minutes, 22 people were killed or captured. One of the dead was Osama bin Laden, done in by a double tap — boom, boom — to the left side of his face.
BOOM BOOM! Shot twice in the face, and then identified by “facial recognition!”
Shot twice in the face, most likely with something like the standard Navy Seal assault rifle, the Colt M4A1 carbine…
And then identified by “facial recognition!”
And then disappeared into the ocean!
But wait… There’s more!
Officials produced a quick DNA match from his remains that they said established bin Laden’s identity, even absent the other techniques, with 99.9 percent certainty.
A quick DNA match?
With what?
Where did they get the other sample of Osama’s DNA to match their corpse? Did it “fall off a truck?”
No jury in the world would believe this nonsense, but in the Global War on Terror…
We don’t need no stinking juries!
Meanwhile Osama may be dead, or he may be alive, or he may have died last week or last month or whenever, or he may have died in Pakistan or Afghanistan or Yemen or wherever, and the only sure bet about Obama’s silly fable is that none of us will ever know what actually happened.
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They never said this.
‘Cause it’s so ridiculous. One of the worst lies ever.
Let’s not forget about this one.
mandatory unicorn flu shots for all
A good feel up at the airport
A meaningless job counting irrelevant beans
Does Kenya do birth certificates? And what significance do the ancient Beltane rituals hold today. Was it the grey bearded bin laden, the “just for men” bin laden or was it Elvis bin laden. Will this be another climategate complete with exploding non-compliant people or are sheeple everywhere just too beaten down to give a shit.
any fable will do and be willingly swallowed by the masses. They have been well prepped to salivate when the bell rights.
Where is the dissent? Certainly not on the left. It is mainly on the right starting with Alex Jones who has proven what side he’s on, though I disagree with him about several matters (he tends to be over-enthusiastic about his revelations and indulges in a lot of exaggeration and showmanship but at least he goes out of his way to all-out reveal the machinations of the globalist oligarchs and their insane fables about the world.
It was such an incredible specimen. Afterwards, I determined that it didn’t deserve to be eaten or displayed as a trophy. So I gave it a respectable burial in a never-to-be-disclosed location. I have pictures, but they’re pretty gruesome and would likely inflame animal rights activists, so I have yet to determine whether I will release them or not.