“The Ten” great biological inventions

Nick Lane’s “The 10” great biological inventions:

life itself

dna

photosynthesis

eukaryotes

movement

sight,

warm-bloodedness

consciousness

sex

death

Wow.  That is one arbitrary list.   The gentleman/scholar missed clocks.  Biological fucking clocks.  What a poser.  What a hoser.  What a deadbeat dad.  What a holocaust.  

Maybe Brad and Angelina can compose a definitive list for us?

It just goes to show ya: Even “experts” have giant dicks draped across their membranes.

The fucking wench-bag wrote a book, too.

I’m sort of kidding.  Sort of not.