As you know, The Stars Hollow Gazette and DocuDharma have many offices and divisions. While you may be familiar with North Lake where we do Primary coverage and By the Sea which was set up during the Bush years (H.W., please), you may be less well acquainted with our D.C. bureau and our overseas outpost in France.
Then there’s Stars Hollow where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average but that’s just a production facility, our World Headquarters is in New York City (New York City?!) and I swear you can see the Empire State Building.
Of course you’ll need someone to hang onto your belt because it’s quite a stretch. Those views don’t come for nothing you know.