Senator J. Wellington Wimpy.

Worth a cool 15-20 milly and yet you’re still maxed on the plastic?

McCains report more than $100,000 in credit card debt

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and his wife reported more than $100,000 of credit card liabilities, according to financial disclosure documents released Friday.

The presidential candidate and his wife Cindy reported piling up debt on a charge card between $10,000 and $15,000. His wife’s solo charge card has between $100,000 and $250,000 in debt to American Express.

McCain’s wife also has a second American Express charge card listed on the senator’s financial disclosure that was carrying $100,000 to $250,000 in debt.

Another charge card with American Express, this one for a “dependent child,” is carrying debt in the range of $15,000 and $50,000.

Anyone else notice a “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” pattern here?

Can’t BOTH pay for permanent tax cuts for Bill Gates and endless war in The Future United Exxon Mobile Emirates AKA Iraq, but want both desperately?

Not to worry… put it on the American Deficit Tab and worry about it later.

Don’t want to be limited in your campaign’s ability to create hideous green backdrops to give speeches in front of, but can’t seem to raise enough money to keep up with the Barack Obamases?

Not to worry… opt INTO the Federal Campaign Election Finance system and use that FUTURE money as collateral to borrow NOW (with interest) from a bank.

Want to look like you’re the badass of the badlands where earmarks are concerned, but have a few pet porkers in your personal pokee?

Not to worry… love up the lies and hope no one checks your math.

Spend now. Pay later.

Spend now. Pay later.

Spend now. Pay later.

Don’t like a “tax and spend, Liberal”? Well then what do you make of Senator J. Wellington Wimpy, spend and spend Conservamaveric?

On the bright side… I have finally found something that the Senator from Arizona and I absolutely, one hundred percent agree on:

‘The Issue Of Economics Is Not Something I’ve Understood As Well As I Should’.

–John McCain

Tru dat, my septagenarian aubergine.