Hai humanz, I’m Dr. Casey. I helpz answer yer questions about Swinez Flu.  So doan panick! I haz the answers u needz.

My first recommendation is that you hidez in a cat food box for the next 3 months:

(Be sure box haz lots of food inside.)

Doan worry, k?

Oh hai, mai name iz Cookie.

I haz successfully led a Revolushun at da blog affeckshunitly known as “Da grate Orange Satan.” Us pooties haz proven we can take over da Rec List at will.