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Sep 11 2009
HAPPY SAPPY 911 DAY
Spare me the sappyness of yet another year of “in this post 911 world” rememberances. I don’t know why I shouldn’t just get euthanized with the swine flu bioweapon. Oh, and nice touch NSA assholes on frying my computer again, this time but real good. I had pictures of my grandson on that machine I had not backed up so you suck big time.
Sep 08 2009
Cultural Semantics
At times I detect “interesting” feedback from my comments and essays using this limited venue and would like to point out my totally “abnormal” worldview.
The closest know personality I can use to describe me is David Icke. Yes, that instantly puts me into the “hatter” crowd, welcome to semantics, and my explanation for those of you who don’t know I feel like Helen Keller trying to say things which get misread 99% of the time.
Sep 05 2009
American Bread
“Gee Honey, this is scary!”
“What?”
“Look at these hot dog rolls I forgot in the microwave!”
Yes we don’t use the microwave in the camper other than it being an overpriced bread box. Low and behold the month old hot dog rolls looked just as fresh as the day they were bought. Miracles of modern preservatives, or soylent green.
More Apocalypse News after the break.
Aug 31 2009
AARP Wants My Story
Came out of the closet and went to Eurotrib for this one
Well here it is.
Now let me state flat out who I am. I am a 55 year old white American suburban father of three. I had a private pilot license, was a Boy Scout, paid my taxes, worked hard and minded my own business holding mostly to the creed of live and let live. I worked for a global company productively and contributed to three patents and two trade secret awards. I used to be “normal”. Please excuse my seemingly incoherent rage as I attempt to illustrate the profanity which currently passes here surrounding health care and the health care debate.
Aug 28 2009
Electronic Resume Shredding
Are you still employed? My advice is to keep that job because getting another one in this age is like getting waterboarded. Gone are the simple days of pounding the pavement. It has been replaced by an impersonal electronic Matrix apparently written by Satan himself.
Aug 27 2009
Interesting Times
So we split the atom. Now we can heat thousands of homes or incinerate thousands of homes. Some people get luck and win the lottery but me, no I get the sociopath’s trifecta.
Aug 24 2009
It is Official-Mandatory Unicorn Flu Shots
Waited on the most nasty news of the day and of course found it. The flu shots scheduled for this fall come from the Ukrane. The Czech Republic has refused the shot based upon the fact it is not tested. German doctors have linked it to Guillian Bar Syndrome and you did not see it on CNN.
Aug 22 2009
Joe Moshe Bar
Is Joe Moshe just another “terrorist” or a whistleblower caught in the dragnet.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…
Is Joe Moshe Bar a leading bioscientist who knows what purpose the bird/swine/unicorn vaccine program will serve.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/…
So, I’m not Uri Geller who claimed to bend spoons with his mind. I’m not exceptional in my paranormal episodes yet last night, the dreams, the visions.
Not good at all.
Aug 19 2009
NECN and Guardasil
Channel 6, my wife said. One our cable system this is NECN. She swore there was a story about Guardasil. Doctors refusing to give it, 300 deaths. Magically it is nowhere to be found.
http://www.necn.com/
http://vaccineawakening.blogsp…
Ah, but lamestream media never lies, do they?
Aug 18 2009
Fireman at Home
I am the fireman, fixer of electrical and mechanical stuff and default trail guide. Steve is the cook and holder of “the gun” and Dave is the muscle guy of our group. We just returned from the Enchanted Forest upon finding the Lost Lake of Narnia. I was hoping the real family fun going on here might counter events in play on the west coast.
Aug 12 2009
I Am the Fireman
I am the fireman, fixer of electrical and mechanical stuff and default trail guide. Steve is the cook and holder of “the gun” and Dave is the muscle guy of our group. We just returned from the Enchanted Forest upon finding the Lost Lake of Narnia. I was hoping the real family fun going on here might counter events in play on the west coast.