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Dec 25 2016
Iron Santa
I am Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Flying through the snow Can you hear him “Ho, ho, ho?” He’s so full of cheer Only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads So many kids out there Santa must be a …
Dec 18 2016
The Breakfast Club (The Nutcracker 1892)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Dec 11 2016
The Breakfast Club (The Abdication)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Dec 04 2016
The Breakfast Club (Clothes Off)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Nov 27 2016
The Breakfast Club (Day Of Liberty)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Nov 26 2016
Odds or Onions Challenge XX
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Sensors to measure ‘fan quakes’ at Michigan-Ohio State game COLUMBUS, OH— Ohio Stadium is sure to be …
Nov 25 2016
Odds or Onions Challenge XIX
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Politician Who Criticized Squirrels Gets Hospitalized By Squirrel Maybe Howard Brookins Jr. will think twice before he …
Nov 20 2016
The Breakfast Club (Cabaret)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Nov 15 2016
Odds or Onions Challenge XVIII
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Pair Of 26-Year-Olds Hit It Off After Learning They Have Student Loans From Same Bank DENVER—Smiling at …
Nov 13 2016
The Breakfast Club (Called A Red)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Nov 06 2016
The Breakfast Club (Swan Lake)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Oct 30 2016
Odds or Onions Challenge XVII
Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. Man’s 1993 Yearbook Photo Predicts Chicago Cubs Win 2016 World Series Chicago Cubs fans are looking at …