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D.C. Cops

You may have deduced from some of my past writing that I have sources who are pretty aware of the activities of the Washington D.C. Metropolitan Police Department. I have not talked to any of them in months and never about this, all my information comes from the Funny Papers. I’m careful to use Washington …

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Ok, first of all you better watch this (or download it) quick because the National Theatre is going to pull it on Thursday. What is it? It’s Coriolenus by Bill Shakespeare staring Tom Hiddleston (Loki), Mark Gatniss (Mycroft Holmes), Hadley Fraser (Young Frankenstein), and Alfred Enoch (like everything Harry Potter). It was recorded live at …

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Don’t Let The Door Hit You

Good riddance you Jackbooted Assholes. There are a lot of problems with Law Enforcement including (but not limited to) Systemic Racism and Militarization. Another one is Police Unions. They are generally run by the Fascists who were so monumentally Bigoted (and for the most part incredibly stupid) that they’re not fit to have a regular …

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The Gray Lady

It’s an old name for the Times that mostly refers (at least when I was exposed to it) to the fact they were one of the last newspapers to use color presses even though their Printing Plant had been capable of doing it for 20 years. So it’s fair to characterizes them as a hide-bound, …

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You remember Hasan Minaj of The Daily Show. It’s not funny. They frequently aren’t.

In Therapy

It comes as no surprise to readers, been for years, it’s great. This last session my Therapist said she was quite pleased I was adjusting so well despite my underlying conditions. It made her very happy that I wasn’t wandering the streets with a Machete, muttering to myself and making threatening gestures at strangers. Now …

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Drew Brees

As you know, Professional Throwball is all about which Teams you hate. You might think I’d relent on the Patsies but I hate Bob Kraft and Bill Belicheck every bit as much as Cheater Brady so the Net/Net is I’ve added the Sucks to the list of Teams that I hate. As a matter of …

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You want to know the worst part of biting the Heads off of Chickens? Salmonella.

Apparently Sean Hannity Has Been Divorced For Years

Ok, it was this or more Neo Liberal Failure and Modern Monetary Theory. Consider yourself spared. For now. Sean Hannity and wife divorce after more than 20 years of marriage By Emily Smith, Page Six, New York Post June 3, 2020 Fox News host Sean Hannity and his wife, Jill Rhodes, have divorced after more …

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Well, you could pick the next Cave over and join me. Course I’d have to Brand my Goats even though I know them by smell. Expect they’ll resent it a mite. What do you know, the Land of Cleves. $37K per year.

Stephen King Defeated

I am happy to announce that at 00:01 on Wednesday, June 3rd 2020 noted Racist Stephen King was defeated by Randy Feenstra in Iowa’s 4th Congressional District Republican Primary according to The New York Times.

Apostolic Succession

Who was the first Bishop of Rome? It’s generally accepted that it was the Apostle Peter, you are the Rock on which I will build my Church Thrice Denying Peter. You know, on what basis are you claiming to be a Christian if you don’t know the Grips and Words? Anyway in the Western (Roman) …

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