Maxwell, because he’s really important if you want to understand modern Physics- Joan was quizzical Studied pataphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh Maxwell Edison Majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone “Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?” But as she’s …

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I’m your Uncle Ernie and I welcome you to Tommy’s Holiday Camp! The Camp with a difference, never mind the weather. When you come to Tommy’s, the Holiday’s forever! Hah, hah, hah, hah! Down 410 yesterday, Limit Downs today. Dow set to fall 700 points at the open after market posts worst first quarter on …

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To begin with I’m 120+ Years old and have seen both halves of the Great War (1914 – 45) as well as people flying for the first time and then going on to walk on the Moon. And Civil Rights kinda sorta and some other positive developments but recently, as Marvin might say, I’ve sensed …

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Many people don’t realize Soap is a relatively recent fashion. In Rome for instance you’d coat yourself in oil and scrape it off, have a steam, take a swim, and have another steam. Me? I like showers. In fact my ritual is so systematized I once used it in an Acting Class when we were …

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Where else did you think I lived? I’m like Janet that way.

10,000 Years of Cats Seriously, that’s how long we’ve been domesticated.

Now this, this is a knife. This is a rant. I saw your adverts in the paper and I’ve been on package tours several times you see, and I decided that this was for me. Ah, good. Yes I quite agree. I mean what’s the point of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of …

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Welcome to the World Handball Championship between Norway and Denmark. It’s the 2019 Match from about 11 months ago but I expect we’ll be getting way older and more obscure. In the United States most people think of “Handball” as a Jai Lai like game between two players bouncing a Ball off a Wall trying …

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More the lonely island. Spring Break Anthem Hugs featuring Pharrell Spell It Out When Will The Bass Drop?

Being a Nutmegger makes me a pariah now. Can’t go to World Headquarters, that’s in NYC. Can’t go to North Lake or By The Sea either, except I can just get in the car and drive and if you’re canny enough to avoid Tolls and DUI Checkpoints or even have a fair to moderate excuse …

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I think a nice selective plague to cull the herd is exactly what the situation requires. Thanos is egalitarian, but indiscriminate. So, what about Dolphins? I mean, at The Snap it wasn’t just Humans. What about Ants?

I mean, I don’t mind being kicked out of The Villages (a geriatric sex club) because I’d never go there. If I can’t get out to the Store I’ll starve to death, not to mention my meds. Here are a bunch of places you won’t miss-