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Apr 30 2019
Contempt
Deep in the bowels of the Capitol there’s a tiny room with 4 or 5 Holding Cells that is the Capitol Jail. It’s not much because it isn’t intended to be occupied very long. The express purpose is to encourage the co-operation of Witnesses who are found in Contempt of Congress. That process is very …
Apr 29 2019
Ten Thousand Lies
It’s been a while since I reminded you why I only, and will ever only, call him Unindicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio. First of all he’s the bastard product of electoral Fraud and Theft and thus unfit to enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States, so any title is inappropriate and …
Apr 28 2019
Not The Nerd Prom
White House Correspondent’s Association too craven and cowardly to schedule a Comedian lest they face a twit storm of criticism from Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio and his foul mouthed minority of yellow bellied, lily livered Bigots? Don’t worry. Samantha Bee has you covered. Red Carpet- Live! I say we nuke them from orbit. It’s the …
Apr 28 2019
Formula One 2019: Baku
Baku is the Capital of Azerbaijan and the largest City in the World below Sea Level. It is a Street Circuit and the 2nd longest track in Formula One. It’s a relatively recent expansion to the schedule having held its first race in 2017, just 2 years ago. Tires will run from C2 Hard to …
Apr 26 2019
Emissions From Cows
And by Cows I mean Republicans and by Emissions I mean burps because Cows are Ruminants and don’t technically fart though their burps contain a fair amount of Methane, an extremely potent Greenhouse Gas. Cody’s Showdy Why does this matter so much to Unindicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio? Let us remind ourselves of the magnificent repast …
Apr 26 2019
Cartnoon
Do you know what horrors lie behind that wall? No Then you go first. Do you want to live forever? ek hornbeck’s #1 rule for surviving the Intertubz (it’s a series of trucks you know)- YOU ARE NOT YOUR AVATAR! What is best in life? Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear …