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Feb 07 2019
Lowell- Not Just A Town In Massachusetts
Ok, it is. An anonymous Mill Town of the early Industrial Age all growed up in the middle of the most boring stretch of highway between me and Maine where about a week from now I’ll be attending a rare performance by Mame Dennis who does most of her work behind the curtain currently. A …
Feb 07 2019
State of the Onion
Loooooong! That’s right Georgia, you guys lost the Civil War. Never, ever forget that. Oh, it’s Black History Month
Feb 06 2019
The Streisand Effect
If you’re not familiar with the concept it goes a little like this- In 2003 Barbra Streisand sued a photographer over pictures of her Malibu Estate, claiming “invasion of privacy”. The instant reaction was to hugely increase the popularity of the image and doxx her address to anyone who cared to know. The coinage itself …
Feb 06 2019
Speeches Last Night From People Who Are Not Unindicted Co-conspirators
Sanders He should have worn a white suit but perhaps he was concerned about being mistaken for a different Sanders (c’mon, I’m talking about Colonel, not Huckabee). Abrams The parade of Holocaust survivors was intended to provoke Sanders. The comments about Venezuelan Socialism both Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez. Abrams was provoked by unrepentant Jim Crow Vote …
Feb 05 2019
Can we skip to Stacey Abrams?
So sorry Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio but I find the hidden mysteries of Masonry (which I’m happy to talk about any time with anyone excepting the grips and words because if you can’t be trusted to keep something stupid and silly secret, what exactly can you be trusted with?) and the secrets of Oak Island …
Feb 05 2019
Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat
So I just listened to Morning Joe debate whether to give Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio a “Symbolic” victory on his Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism. I imagine you can already tell my position on this revolting development, but just in case you can’t- I’m against it. Bob Woodward, who has journeyed from crusading journalist …
Feb 04 2019
Under Pressure
It is truly amazing how fast the wheels are coming off for Unindicted Co-consprirator Bottomless Pinocchio. Oh that. Look, I could catch you up on the plot which is extremely complicated and involves about 10 love triangles as well as umm… magic you know so it requires a thorough suspension of disbelief. There’s also a …