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Aug 02 2020
No Sports?
Take some $100 bills or better yet some $10,000 1 Year Ts and tear them up while standing in a Cold Salt Water Shower in a City Grid sucking Tanning Bed for a couple of hours. That’s the Home Version losers get as a consolation prize. Ever since Dennis Connor became the first loser and …
Aug 01 2020
Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, William Henry Harrison, Warren G. Harding, and Russell Crowe’s Jockstrap
Things HBO Money will buy for $2000 Alex. Also Marble Runs.
Aug 01 2020
Cartnoon
I’m thinking about ‘Confirmed Truths’ as a substitute. Adrenochrome. You won’t need much. Adrenochrome. It makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. “Where’d you get this? Adrenochrome isn’t the kind of thing you can just buy. It comes from the adrenaline glands from a living human body.” I got it as payment from a client, …
Jul 31 2020
Opening Schools
Oh, Major League Baseball. Cardinals’ positive tests, postponement create another coronavirus crisis for embattled MLB By Dave Sheinin, Washington Post July 31, 2020 The Cardinals’ game Friday in Milwaukee, which was to be the Brewers’ home opener, was postponed, MLB announced, and will be made up as a doubleheader Sunday; the teams’ scheduled game for …
Jul 31 2020
Mike Fink
The King of the Keelboaters was a real, live jive, Legend of the United States Western Frontier (well, if you consider Ohio the Western Frontier) like Daniel Boone and Dan Morgan, not some fictionalized Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill. Consider that the next time you dismiss some completely true story as a mere Conspiracy Theory. …
Jul 30 2020
Who’s A Big Tent Democrat Now?
Looking right at you Armando. Doesn’t mean I like them or that they have an agenda I share except in one tiny, almost trivial quirk. And so not the worst ever. W was a War Criminal who murdered and tortured people. And these very fine people on both sides are his friends.
Jul 30 2020
Bad Economy?
In the rush to a ‘new normal’ Gaslighters are trying to convince us 11%+ Unemployment is acceptable. How about ‘worst economy ever’? One Third just vaporized (annualized to be sure which is sloppy methodology, year over year is better). U.S. economy contracted at fastest quarterly rate on record from April to June as coronavirus walloped …
Jul 30 2020
Cartnoon
Wash your hands. Don’t Touch your face. When I get older losing my hair Many years from now Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I’d been out till quarter to three Would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When …
Jul 29 2020
Sick
All of them. Louie Gohmert, who refused to wear a mask, tests positive for coronavirus By JAKE SHERMAN, Politico 07/29/2020 Rep. Louie Gohmert — a Texas Republican who has been walking around the Capitol without a mask — has tested positive for the coronavirus, according to multiple sources. Gohmert was scheduled to fly to Texas …
Jul 29 2020
House
Special travel edition. Abandoning North Lake today, desultory posting at best. Had I know about this event I would certainly have been there. I’ve attended countless ‘Soft White Underbelly’ shows at various dive bars and sour smelling rock clubs (a combination of beer and barf) over the years. A nice Drive-In in Swanzey with a …