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A Full Frontal Investigative Report!

http://cinziamazzamakeup.com/?x=levitra-generico-durata Whether evangelical right winger, Jerry Falwell Jr., was secretly involved with his pool boy…and then got Michael Cohen to cover it up. As told to Tom Arnold. For those not familiar with our work product, we only publish the most scurrilous rumors so bring your A Game CT (which everyone knows stands for ‘Completely True’). …

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go here Yeah, the bad guy. Me? My money was on Nat Greene but he died young.

Lose track of what happened in July?

prednisone tab 5 mg Me too. Ok. So I was in North Lake, then By the Sea, then out of the country, then out of the country some more, then back to film a performance of me not barfing, then back to North Lake to pump the Septic Tank. And it’s merely mid-summer as far as I’m concerned. My …

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Do You Hear The People Sing?

source url 1832 Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men? It is the music of the people Who will not be slaves again! When the beating of your heart Echoes the beating of the drums There is a life about to start When tomorrow comes! Will you join in our crusade? Who …

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Vacation? Sure.

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

Act 3 Scene II. This is a story about a Roman. His name was Herman. His name was Roman Herman. The fad of the era was berries. People collected berries. They were a status symbol. One day, while Roman Herman was roaming the outskirts of Rome, he spied a berry. It was the most beautiful …

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Why would we talk about anything else ever again?

Let’s set a World Record. And you see, that’s what ‘Game of Thrones’ money can buy you (Turkmenistan GDP $95.5 billion estimated in 2016 or $11,630 per capita). And 5 Wax Presidents from Gettysburg. And Russell Crowe’s jockstrap.

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Happy, News? Is it funny? Funny because it’s true?

Stupid or Evil?

I have a soft spot for Bill Curry because I voted for him. Donald Trump’s week from hell: After the horrors of El Paso and Dayton, GOP is in full retreat by Bill Curry, Salon August 12, 201 In the Great Trump Debate, there are fine people on both sides: those who say he’s an …

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What is funny? Is Ron Burgundy funny? All too basic. Funny because it’s true. Oh, and the only question worth asking about the ‘Bueller Report’ is if he exists at all or is instead Cameron’s fever dream. Danke Schoen. First rule of Fight Club? Never, ever talk about Fight Club.

Not A Rant

WTF?!

He has a wife?

Oh darling, I am so sorry for you. Get out. Now. While you can. Don’t snub the Helicopter. Ok. A person is in the middle of a flood zone and the Television says, ‘Evacuation Orders Issued’. God will provide. Cop comes and knocks on the door. God will provide. Fire Department drops by in a …

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