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So we’ve done Canada and Tahiti. Here’s Les in Costa Rica which is… dangerous.

Dried Cranberries

Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes The Onion In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys …

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The Happiest Place in the World

I’ll spare you my Bobby Brown story for the moment, but I’ve been to Orlando. Florida governor says 260 Orlando airport workers tested positive for COVID-19. OIA says not quite by Jon Jankowski, WKMG June 17, 2020 Gov. Ron DeSantis said 260 workers at the Orlando International Airport have tested positive for the coronavirus after …

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Road Hazards

Police “Reform”

It never works. Then again, it isn’t designed to. ‘It’s not about bad apples’: how US police reforms have failed to stop brutality and violence by Sam Levin, The Guardian Tue 16 Jun 2020 A growing body of research suggests that some of the most widely adopted reform efforts have not succeeded at curbing police …

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Helter Skelter

Perhaps you consider it a rather unmelodic and puzzling Beatles tune. Well then, you’re probably not as crazy and homicidal as Charlie Manson. Charles Manson often spoke to the members of his “family” about “Helter Skelter” in the months leading up to the murders of Sharon Tate and Leno and Rosemary LaBianca in August 1969, …

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Social Distancing

Yeah, this is why I use a pseudonym.

I’m kinda Internet proof. If you use my real name, the first hundred or so matches? Well, they’re not me. Under ek I’m not as famous as I was when I was resident at the orange insane asylum run by the Bösendorfer idiot (and I’m not kidding at all when I say I also own …

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TMC keeps pitching Tahiti as the new World Headquarters.

Limit Dow(n)?

Welcome to Monday you gamblers. You know, in the United States, there are two zeros- Zero and Double Zero. Dow futures plunge 800 points as Wall Street looks set to extend last week’s sharp losses by Yun Li, CNBC Sun, Jun 14 Stock futures fell in early morning trading on Monday, pointing to more losses …

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Some Wisdom from Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian

Look, I never use “America” as a synonym for “The United States of” because it’s two Continents and an Isthmus with over 30 separate Nations including some that are bigger. However Mrs. Betty Bowers may very well be America’s Best Christian. Happy Birthday Asshole.

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2020 Lancaster Open Archery Classic- Pro Finals

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