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If they feel outnumbered it’s for a reason.

They are. 99.99% is not just an Occupy slogan, it’s a fact. America’s billionaires take center stage in national politics, colliding with populist Democrats By Jeff Stein, Washington Post November 8, 2019 The political and economic power wielded by the approximately 750 wealthiest people in America has become a sudden flash point in the 2020 …

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Dumb da Dumb Dumb

You know the problem with being old? People don’t get your jokes anymore because they lack the cultural references you think are so relevant and act like you’re senile, treating you as a bubble wrapped fall risk. Dragnet gosh durn it. AND GET OFF MY LAWN! In Virginia, Republicans confront a fearful electoral future By …

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House

I admit when I was first exposed to this song I dismissed it as a piece of lightweight fluff that had reasonable musicality (nothing as challenging as the guitar riff in Badge for instance, let alone the 5/4 break in Dancing Fool) and questionable lyrics that apparently endorsed unrealistic expectations of women which, while not …

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If I had all the money in the world…

Oh hell, let’s just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here’s the plan. We get the warhead …

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Greetings Comerades!

We are so very pleased and excited your Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio has decided to join us celebrating the great successes of the Soviet Working Classes Rapacious Oligarchs Benevolent Capitalist system under our virile and handsome leader, Vladimir Putin. You see, May Day is not just a parade of potentially Potemkin propaganda but probably not …

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Cartnoon

I have toyed in the past with the concept of monetizing content but I’ve come to realize that I’m much more interested in producing it despite the cries of “Get a job you bum.” Because I am an artist!

A Good Night

Did I mention we had a Dem blowout in Stars Hollow? Being civilized we have minimum minority representation (ok, if you must know I’m philisophically against it because I consider it a barrier to Third Parties) and the Thugs are dead stop against the limit. TMC asked me what would have happened if I had …

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Cartnoon

Ah. good times, simpler times.

Oak Island- 2019

Ok, so Oak Island is back. Dan Blankenship is dead to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his …

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Cartnoon

Postulate 1-         You can never have enough Muppets. Postulate 2-         Trent Reznor is a God (not the God, a God). Conclusion (Full Lyrics)-

Vote!

I encourage you to do it, I don’t tell you who. Here in Stars Hollow it’s always hard. I hate to say it but Taylor Doose is a Democrat, Miss Patty Republican for reasons I won’t explain but involve several South American countries I’ve recently been re-admitted to. Stars Hollow itself has been Democratic since …

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String Theory

You know, I’m going for cute, adorable kitties here but in a nutshell- So let’s say you accept bosonic quanta have a supersymmetry (as Inigo says, “There is too much.” Just replace it with “Grandpa Blaine’s Old Ram” and get a sufficient drunk on and soon you’ll be reminiscing about Miss Wagner’s glass eye that …

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