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As you know, The Stars Hollow Gazette and DocuDharma have many offices and divisions. While you may be familiar with North Lake where we do Primary coverage and By the Sea which was set up during the Bush years (H.W., please), you may be less well acquainted with our D.C. bureau and our overseas outpost …

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Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 2 Early Afternoon: Seahawks at Iggles

Yeah, the one with the wack seeding. Look there is simply no way the 9 – 7 Iggles are anywhere near as good as the 11 – 5 Seahawks, they play in the worst Division in the League (yes the AFC East has the Dolphins and the Jets, they also have the Patsies). Plus the …

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Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 2 Early Afternoon: Psychs @ Aints

This one is not difficult at all. The Psychs and Errs are perennial rivals of my Packers so I already hate them. The Aints have been deemed mildly acceptable by TMC who is sentimental about Katrina. I’m impressed by Drew Brees’ arm and he’s one of the big deal QBs, just like Loser Brady, so …

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Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 1 Evening: Titans @ Patsies

Easy pick. I hate the Patsies more than any other team in Throwball. I hope Brady has an off night, this is his last game in Foxborough ever, he has a miserable, long, and lackluster career with the Giants or the Jets or the Dolphins or the Browns until he’s too crippled to move the …

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Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 1 Afternoon: Bills @ Texans

Yes, it’s that time of year when we get to talk about which teams we hate more With even records of 10 – 6 the Bills are favored by 3 points which the Times think the Texans will cover and I do not. The Bills problem is they have a stodgy ‘ball control’ offense that …

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Axel Foley

No Woody Vevet Jones (I know how it’s spelled) Squatter’s Rights Amember Be? 100% Seasonal Fare Holiday Dinner Bake Off What a nice surprise. A night out. News Special Report Oh, other news.

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The Last Polka

This is incredibly bad.

The Washington Post confirms that Qassem Soleimani has been assassinated, at Baghdad Airport in Iraq, while on a diplomatic mission from the Iranian Government under the protection of the “Sovereign” Government of Iraq. Also reported killed Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, a member of the Iraqi military. Now I’m not going to argue these were nice guys. …

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Impeachment Today- 1/2/20

The problem for Republicans is that Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio is guilty, Guilty!, GUILTY!!! and as they say the truth will out. They’re guilty too as either direct participants in a Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Organization and the Crimes of Bribery and Extortion or as Accessories After the Fact in Obstruction of Justice. Despite the braying …

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Persuasive Writing

Don’t expect any from me. I write for myself and I’m not very diplomatic. In argument I will crush you like a bug, then do it again to watch you squirm, and finally, mercifully leave you beaten and bleeding at the rhetorical roadside to slink off and lick your wounds. What is the best thing …

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