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Marley was dead.

Marley was dead: to begin with.  There is no doubt whatever about that.  The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner.  Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ‘Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to.  Old Marley was as dead …

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Some Background Noise

Oh yeah, lots of holiday cheer here. Father Christmas – The Kinks Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses Holmes and Watson

Prepare Every Vessel That Floats

We are at War!

Cartnoon

The problem with GeeBees is that they’re basically a Pratt & Whitney R-1340 Wasp Air Cooled 9 Cylinder Radial engine with a human being hanging on to it. I knew a guy who flew one (he had no reason to lie, or impress me, and those in a position to judge his credibility kind of …

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Crap. Festivus. Again.

Symbolically represented by the Festivus Pole, an aluminum tube between 3′ to 6′ high stuck in some drab and out of the way corner.  It can be used as a weapon and frequently is.  Traditionally it is stark and entirely unadorned and the stand crudely fashioned.  Under no circumstances should any ‘presents’ be placed near …

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What about the Boy?

Psychiatrists are Physicians. Psychologists are people with degrees. Therapists may have training or they might be just people who put out a shingle and say things like, “What do you want to talk about today?” and “How does that make you feel?” Addams Family Values! The reason I’m not a Therapist is the same reason …

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Bag Me With A Spoon

Ok, so we now know what was going on at the Army/Navy Game, a stupid drinking prank the Corporatist Media is calling “The Circle Game” and Malcolm Nance (Jedi Master who’s been in the Navy and knows a thing or two) calls “Made You Look”. Back in the dorm it was “Bagged” and when your …

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Holiday Cartnoon

Not the Kirk Cameron Movie You Think Or maybe it is. Oh, perhaps you’re curious what Maggie Mae thinks of Fireproof C’mon, you knew. Rabbit Hole Parable, a usually short fictitious story that illustrates a moral attitude or a religious principle. Usually.

A Nightmare Before ek’s mas

You DARE bribe Santa? I’m gonna shove coal so far up your stocking you’ll be coughing up diamonds. I’m already running late, and if I don’t complete my BRUTAL rampage… well, it just wouldn’t be ek’s mas.

More Fanfic

Hey, it’s only topical for a time. This is in no way a satire of certain entertainment organizations.

Catnoon

You people are not subtle at all. Non, je ne regrette rien. Le bon, le mauvais, c’est pareil. Je sais me proxénétisme.

Plan C With Revisions

When TMC and I are on a fact finding assignment (say, discovering who has the best Digby Scallops in Nova Scotia or what exactly is happening in the 3rd floor Ladies of the Five Fishermen) things frequently do not go quite according to agenda and we find ourselves re-evaluating our priorities and re-scheduling our activities. …

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