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Oct 05 2019
2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 2: Twins at Yankees
C’mon, you knew it was coming. You know, they don’t call them the Bombers for nothing. Top 1– Solo Shot. Twins 1 – 0. Top 3– Solo Shot. Twins 2 – 0. Bottom 3– Single. Single. Sacrifice. RBI Double. Walk. Sacrifice. Ron on Error. Yankees 3 – 2. Top 5– Double. RBI Single. Tied. Bottom …
Oct 05 2019
Ain’t It A Shane
Some people aren’t funny Frank. Don’t take it personally. Season Opener October 15th TV It ain’t easy being cheesy Late 80s Childhood Memories Don’t you worry ’bout a thang All the drama of Upstairs, Downstairs, but more recent Pumpkin Spice Indeed Oh, you weren’t expecting News? What about Baseball do you misunderstand?
Oct 04 2019
2019 Senior League Division Championship Game 2: Nats at Dodgers
How much do I hate the Dodgers? More than the Nats surprisingly. How did we get here? First the Nats took one from the Brewers (unfortunately, I still hate them). Top 1– Walk. 2 RBI Home Run. Brewers 2 – 0. Top 2– Solo Shot. Brewers 3 – 0. Bottom 3– Solo Shot. Brewers 3 …
Oct 04 2019
2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 1: Twins at Yankees
I couldn’t resist this one. The Twins are an inoffensive team and I had a really good time when I visited and reccomend it to anyone, but in the absence of my Metropolitans gotta go with the other home team, the Yankees, no matter how hated it makes me. There is no here to get. …
Oct 04 2019
2019 Senior League Division Championship Game 2: Cards at Braves
I don’t hate the Cards nearly as much as I do the Braves because they play in the same division as my Metropolitans, but across large swathes of the Country they are hated just as passionately as the Yankees. Maybe because they have the second best World Series record in Baseball (ahem). Normally I’d find …
Oct 04 2019
2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 1: Rays at Astros
Maybe I’ll have something peppier to say later but at the moment I’m just cranking through the bare outlines. The Rays are actually a team I have no particular grudge against. This no doubt disappoints them as they are reputed to have fierce rivalries with the BoSox and the Yanks. Couldn’t prove it by me. …
Oct 03 2019
Cartnoon
That respiratory thing in the Tri-State Area hit me pretty hard and I am not yet fully recovered. The worst part is the lack of sleep. I feel much better but I am still a bit tired and washed out. I hope I’ll have the energy to get through a full agenda, but you never …
Sep 26 2019
“Finally!”
TMC is traveling and I suppose I could get away with including Sam’s modifier but as she points out I can work better than blue and I have family who, while I know they have heard language like that before, I’d just as soon be able to plausibly deny they learned it from watching me …
Sep 25 2019
“These Poor Men!”
When will we stop persecuting them for whipping their dicks out in public?