Category: News

Blue Voices

I have my opinions, some of which you have heard. A Two-Part piece from Vice.

The Squad

More like this please.

The Axios Interview

Pretty much just as terrible as you’ve been hearing.

This is not a comedy show.

This is Clio. This is why John Oliver gets a pass and everyone else gets the ax because they’re not funny at the moment. John Oliver was never funny, he’s British and people mistake accents and class racism for humor when in fact all English people are deadly serious all the time and it’s only …

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Not my best week ever. How about you? Not that I didn’t know this, I am widely read and pay attention, but the WNBA Players picking up on Breonna “Say Her Name” Taylor has exposed some hermits and shut ins.

No Sports?

Take some $100 bills or better yet some $10,000 1 Year Ts and tear them up while standing in a Cold Salt Water Shower in a City Grid sucking Tanning Bed for a couple of hours. That’s the Home Version losers get as a consolation prize. Ever since Dennis Connor became the first loser and …

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The Breakfast Club (Sugar Free Maple Brown Sugar Flavor)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! AP’s Today in History for August 2nd The Tonkin Gulf incident sparks U.S. escalation of the Vietnam War; Saddam Hussein’s Iraq invades Kuwait; JFK’s PT-109 boat sunk; President Warren G. Harding dies; ‘Wild Bill’ Hickok killed in Deadwood. Breakfast Tune The Worst is Yet to Come – Keb Mo – …

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Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, William Henry Harrison, Warren G. Harding, and Russell Crowe’s Jockstrap

Things HBO Money will buy for $2000 Alex. Also Marble Runs.

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I’m thinking about ‘Confirmed Truths’ as a substitute. Adrenochrome. You won’t need much. Adrenochrome. It makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. “Where’d you get this? Adrenochrome isn’t the kind of thing you can just buy. It comes from the adrenaline glands from a living human body.” I got it as payment from a client, …

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Opening Schools

Oh, Major League Baseball. Cardinals’ positive tests, postponement create another coronavirus crisis for embattled MLB By Dave Sheinin, Washington Post July 31, 2020 The Cardinals’ game Friday in Milwaukee, which was to be the Brewers’ home opener, was postponed, MLB announced, and will be made up as a doubleheader Sunday; the teams’ scheduled game for …

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Mike Fink

The King of the Keelboaters was a real, live jive, Legend of the United States Western Frontier (well, if you consider Ohio the Western Frontier) like Daniel Boone and Dan Morgan, not some fictionalized Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill. Consider that the next time you dismiss some completely true story as a mere Conspiracy Theory. …

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Jenny Nicholson. Actually a fascinating memoir of a peculiar intersection of Internet, Nerd World, FanCon, Toy Merchandising, and Furry Porn.

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