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Why 2020 Won’t Be Won By Centrists What? You didn’t know Robert Reich could draw? That’s why his students love him, he puts on quite a show.

2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 4: ‘Stros at Rays

Told you the ‘Stros would be playing again tonight while the Yankees are back home in New York resting their rotation. Rays did good. Top 1– Solo Shot. ‘Stros 1 – 0. Bottom 2– Single. Sacrifice. HBP. 3 RBI HR. Rays 3 – 1. Bottom 3– Solo Shot. Rays 4 – 1. Bottom 4– Solo …

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18 Minutes? Try 5 Hours.

Among the most risible things about Watergate (you put your tape along the door jamb, not across it so the Guard can see it) is the picture of Rose Mary Woods attempting to duplicate the circumstances under which she said she accidentally erased 18 minutes of the “Smoking Gun” Tape (immediately after the “Smoking Gun” …

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You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means It means “This for that,” in Latin.

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“Best case scenario- You win a Chocolate Contest and you end up impressing a Slave Owner by surviving his child murder factory but that’s only going to happen to… what? 12, 14 of them tops? The rest of them are facing a big challenge here.”

2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 3: Yankees at Twins

Think the Yankees can win 1 out of 3 against the Twins? Me too. Bottom 1– Double. Walk. Sacrifice. RBI Single. Yankees 1 – 0. Bottom 3– Single. Walk. Single. RBI Sacrifice. RBI Single. HBP. Grand Slam. Walk. Single. RBI Single. Yankees 8 – 0. Top 4– Walk. Single. RBI Single. Yankees 8 – 1. …

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2019 Senior League Division Championship Game 4: Dodgers at Nats

The Nats are another team that are facing the lonely drive frome the empty Locker Room tonight. They’ve done much better against the Dodgers than I expected actually. Bottom 1– Walk. 2 RBI HR. Nats 2 – 0. Top 5– Solo Shot. Nats 2 – 1. Top 6– Single. Single. 2 RBI Double. Walk. 2 …

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2019 Senior League Division Championship Game 4: Braves at Cards

Need more Squirrels. Uh… you had Home Field guys. What you wanted was a Closer. Bottom 2– Double. Sacrifice. RBI Sacrifice. Cards 1 – 0. Top 9– Double. Steal. Walk. RBI Double. 2 RBI Single. Braves 3 – 1 Final. Braves lead Series 2 – 1. Truth is that I’m not sure either the Cards …

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2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 3: ‘Stros at Rays

You see, the thing about losing at Home is, after the game, you clean out your locker for the last time, then you go to your parking spot for the last time, get in your car and drive to your house. You don’t even get 6 hours in an Airport to mourn. I hope the …

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Tariffs. With Paul Krugman. Hah! Real Economics! Fooled yah! And she gets it. She’s much better informed than when she sat down to lunch. No Chicken Feet for instance.

Remember those Tax Returns?

Whoomp! There it is. Trump Taxes: President Ordered to Turn Over Returns to Manhattan D.A. By William K. Rashbaum and Benjamin Weiser, The New York Times Oct. 7, 2019 A federal judge on Monday rejected a bold argument from President Trump that sitting presidents are immune from criminal investigations, a ruling that allowed the Manhattan …

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2019 Senior League Division Championship Game 3: Dodgers at Nats

No two ways about it, the Dodgers underperformed Friday night against the Nats. You see the thing about Homefield Advantage is that unless you win at Home, you lose it. This is particularly acute in a short series, in a longer one you can mask it with unexpected Road victories (Nats have a marginally better …

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