Must have been the Squirrels. So the Braves finally won one at home which is a good thing because otherwise they would be hurtin’ for certain. They lost Homefield Advantage to the Cards in Game 1 but to head to Busch Stadium facing elimination is a bit of a lift. Bottom 1– Single. Wild Pitch. …
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Oct 06 2019
The Breakfast Club (13 cents of measly pay)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Oct 06 2019
Joint Compound
The terrible thing is that they provide a critical service. What some people forget is there are regulations because we need them. As they say in the biz- “Every Warning is a Lawsuit.”
Oct 05 2019
2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 2: Rays at ‘Stros
I just don’t think the ‘Stros are all that. Same thing I said about the Twins applies to the Rays, you’re looking to split on the road and you’re halfway there- you have a loss. Bottom 5– Walk. 2 RBI HR. Single. Double. Error 2 Runs Score. ‘Stros 4 – 0. Bottom 7– Walk. Steal. …
Oct 05 2019
2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 2: Twins at Yankees
C’mon, you knew it was coming. You know, they don’t call them the Bombers for nothing. Top 1– Solo Shot. Twins 1 – 0. Top 3– Solo Shot. Twins 2 – 0. Bottom 3– Single. Single. Sacrifice. RBI Double. Walk. Sacrifice. Ron on Error. Yankees 3 – 2. Top 5– Double. RBI Single. Tied. Bottom …
Oct 05 2019
Ain’t It A Shane
Some people aren’t funny Frank. Don’t take it personally. Season Opener October 15th TV It ain’t easy being cheesy Late 80s Childhood Memories Don’t you worry ’bout a thang All the drama of Upstairs, Downstairs, but more recent Pumpkin Spice Indeed Oh, you weren’t expecting News? What about Baseball do you misunderstand?
Oct 04 2019
2019 Senior League Division Championship Game 2: Nats at Dodgers
How much do I hate the Dodgers? More than the Nats surprisingly. How did we get here? First the Nats took one from the Brewers (unfortunately, I still hate them). Top 1– Walk. 2 RBI Home Run. Brewers 2 – 0. Top 2– Solo Shot. Brewers 3 – 0. Bottom 3– Solo Shot. Brewers 3 …
Oct 04 2019
2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 1: Twins at Yankees
I couldn’t resist this one. The Twins are an inoffensive team and I had a really good time when I visited and reccomend it to anyone, but in the absence of my Metropolitans gotta go with the other home team, the Yankees, no matter how hated it makes me. There is no here to get. …
Oct 04 2019
2019 Senior League Division Championship Game 2: Cards at Braves
I don’t hate the Cards nearly as much as I do the Braves because they play in the same division as my Metropolitans, but across large swathes of the Country they are hated just as passionately as the Yankees. Maybe because they have the second best World Series record in Baseball (ahem). Normally I’d find …
Oct 04 2019
2019 Junior League Division Championship Game 1: Rays at Astros
Maybe I’ll have something peppier to say later but at the moment I’m just cranking through the bare outlines. The Rays are actually a team I have no particular grudge against. This no doubt disappoints them as they are reputed to have fierce rivalries with the BoSox and the Yanks. Couldn’t prove it by me. …