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Beat Bobby Flay!

He is easily the most obnoxious personality on Food Network. Well, if you exclude Mario Batali whom it turns out had Picasso-like relationships with the females in his life. Still, he made you think Italian cooking was totally possible in his presentation though it is fair to say he didn’t emphasize quality ingredients to the …

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when the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! He’s a music man and he sells clarinets to the kids in the town with the big trombones and the rat-a-tat drums, big brass bass, big brass bass, and the piccolo, the piccolo with uniforms, too with a shiny gold braid on the …

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Six In The Morning Thursday 1 August 2019

  US imposes sanctions on Iranian Foreign Minister Zarif Iran’s top diplomat brushes off latest move in Washington’s ‘maximum pressure’ campaign, says action has ‘no effect’. The United States has imposed sanctions on Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif, the latest move by Washington in its “maximum pressure” campaign against Tehran. The Treasury Department said on Wednesday that it …

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‘Taint the Players

Maybe it’s the production values. Democratic debate on CNN sees steep ratings drop By MICHAEL CALDERONE, Politico 07/31/2019 The first night of CNN’s Democratic debate in Detroit drew 8.7 million television viewers, a steep drop from last month’s event hosted by NBC, MSNBC and Telemundo. The June event brought in 15.3 million viewers across the …

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Great Debate: Part Two Day One

I am voting for Marianne Williamson. Don’t try to argue me out of it, she is definitely the kind of motivational speaker we need to feel good about having burned the planet to a cinder and causing the largest global extinction since oxygen exhaling plants poisoned about every other species. Still working for Mike Gravel …

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Spoiler Alert!

Six In The Morning Wednesday 31 July 2019

  North Korea fires two ballistic missiles as South Korea bristles Two projectiles flew about 250km as Pyongyang intensifies pressure on the US to start up new denuclearisation talks. North Korea conducted its second weapons test in less than a week on Wednesday, firing two short-range ballistic missiles off its east coast in a move observers say could …

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Yeah, Wow!

It’s like picking up The New York Times and finding it in a more “Gothic” font and titled “Der Stürmer”. Is this ever Ok? Germans were ever so quick with “I learned it from watching you“. The Rebellion Of Slavers (some persist in calling it a “civil” war) was lost and were it 1865 and …

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The Wabash Cannon Ball Lots of them actually. Sometimes we don’t win.

Six In The Morning Tuesday 30 July 2019

Brain drain claimed 1.7 million youths. So this country is scrapping its income tax By Ivana Kottasová, CNN Updated 0658 GMT (1458 HKT) July 30, 2019 Being young and Polish has never been this lucrative. A new law that comes into effect in Poland this week will scrap income tax for roughly 2 million young workers. It’s an attempt by …

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Mating Foxes

“I paint busses.” It’s not misspelled. It was the standard plural until 1961 and has the additional meaning of kiss which makes it punny. True Tinder material. The English Major writes you are a hopeless audience, but he’s only drawing a light bird pension.

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Sometimes they are funny. Trump slams ‘rat-infested’ district – but his own restaurant had a rodent problem by Edward Helmore, The Guardian Sat 27 Jul 2019 Donald Trump attacked the House oversight committee chair, Elijah Cummings, on Saturday, claiming his congressional district in Baltimore was a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess”. But Trump has …

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