Category: News

Bananas

I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but *not* when they’re too different. Then he becomes a subversive. How the global banana industry is killing the world’s favorite fruit By …

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Oh When The States…

  Oh when the States come marching in. Can’t Pardon, your way, out of this one… When the States come marching in. And by the way, And by the way, And by the way, And by the way, We don’t work for your DoJ… And have to follow its stupid 1973 OLC guidelines on executive …

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Cartnoon

Wherein we argue Star Trek movie trivial. Mr. McLuhan Beyond A Reasonable Doubt Yeah, white guy justice. So not parallel to anything that happened recently to someone who wears Ostrich Leather suits. I never include politics in my Cartnoons. All about the yuks.

Making Progress

Well, of a sort. Theresa May has once again been shot down by Parliament over Brexit, this time by a mere 149 votes instead of 230, so, umm… better? MPs ignore May’s pleas and defeat her Brexit deal by 149 votes by Heather Stewart, The Guardian Tue 12 Mar 2019 Theresa May has suffered a …

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Merc With A Mouth

Readers of my regular ruminations on Hessians perhaps think me ill disposed to those who foster and profit from Wars as professional murderers. Mea culpa. And there is no doubt Erik Prince falls in that category, death and destruction for a profit is what he sells and he is still trying to get Unidicted Co-conspirator …

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Cartnoon

I wish to assure you that Mr. Heidecker’s experience with our criminal justice system is not typical and bears no resemblance to reality. Well, if you’re a Woman, Brown, or Poor. Expert Character Assassins Defensive

Paul Ryan’s Fever Dream

New ‘Dead On Arrival’ Budget today. It’s an aspirational document at best. Ok, so it makes Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio a liar but I’ve already got 6 cords of wood from chopping off his nose not to spite his face but just so it will fit through doors. What, hmm… amuses me more is how …

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Bagpipes

“Scotland the Brave” by the Isle of Cumbrae Pipe Band as they march out of Braemar Aye, ’tis exactly what you think. But the truth is you’re not limited to Scotland the Brave or Amazing Grace, you can play any tune you want on the Pipes. Here, for instance, is Purple Haze– Though technically it’s …

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Cartnoon

So what’s Eric Heidecker up to these days? Didn’t he die during the filming of Tom Goes To The Mayor and that’s why the series came to an unexpected end? What? You mean other than his Nationally Televised Trial on 20 counts of Second Degree Murder (and multiple civil suits from victims and unpaid festival …

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Schrödinger’s Cat

Worse than that it’s dead Jim. Dead Jim. Dead Jim. Worse than that it’s dead Jim. Dead Jim. DEAD! I mean it’s spent 84 years in a stinking box Jim. Forget Quantum Physics, who’s been feeding it and cleaning out the litter? Not me! Quantum Monism Could Save the Soul of Physics By Heinrich Päs, …

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Bond. James Bond.

  Yeah, the show was a waste of Idris but it had moments. The Beautiful Game There Are No Little Performances My Secret? I’m Always Angry, There’s Nothing Creepy About The Internet. Nothing At All. Ok. This one deserves some special treatment. First, anything you can do with Power Point you can do with Bee’s …

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House

Ahh, Classics. Bullet with Butterfly Wings – The Smashing Pumpkins Road to Nowhere – Talking Heads Solsbury Hill – Peter Gabriel Look, I’m quite serious about all my writing, especially that which seems most trivial and frivolous.

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