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Ebola Again

It hasn’t really changed much. About 2 to 21 days after you’re exposed you basically decompose into a puddle of vomit, diarrhea, and goo from internal and external bleeding following fever, sore throat, muscular pain, rash, and headaches. It has a 50% fatality rate. So you would think people would be happy for whatever help …

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Yeah, yeah, time for House but I’ve been waiting 2 days for this piece. Back In Black- Measles Why? So happy you asked. Because Comedy Central and Viacom have decided you can’t embed videos directly from their website any more so you have to hold on until they show up on YouTube which sometimes they …

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Socialist Cat Fight!

Because that’s just what you want to hear about during CPac. First of all Socialism is not about Modern Monetary Theory and MMT is not about Socialism. Socialism is about how you spend State Resources and MMT is about what State Resources are. Unlimited except by your imagination incidentally, the same as any fiat money …

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Eli Whitney And The Cotton Gin

Look, it’s not like the South didn’t always have Agricultural Slavery because they always did, originally in the Tobacco, Indigo, and Sugar Cane Trade. It’s equally useless to pretend that despite some exceptions the burden of this labor fell overwhelmingly on Kidnapped Black Africans and later by breeding their descendants like cattle. It is what …

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A Dangerous Case

The problem with bringing Social Justice cases before this Supreme Court is the likelihood you’ll get a bad result, and therefore set a bad precedent that lower courts will follow and will be difficult to undo (see Dred Scott). In this particular case (actually 2 that are very similar- American Legion v. American Humanist Association …

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A Fizzle

Wag The Dog indeed. Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio has blown his big foreign policy initiative by walking away with a ‘No Deal Brexit’ from his summit in Hanoi, disappointing the most minimal of expectations of agreement to disagree. ‘Sometimes you have to walk’: Trump leaves summit empty-handed at tough point in presidency By Josh Dawsey …

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The Book Of Christ

The Benefit Of The Doubt

So my activist brother asked me, “Who’s that ranty guy in shirt sleeves?” Cody Johnston. “He’s really good.” Yeah, Some More News.

A Piece Of Resistance

Nobody likes the Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism. Not even Republicans. GOP unloads border angst on Pence By BURGESS EVERETT, Politico 02/26/2019 Vice President Mike Pence faced a wall of resistance from Senate Republicans on Tuesday as he tried to sell President Donald Trump’s national emergency declaration on the southern border, according to multiple …

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Live at the Necropolis: Lords of Synth – Adult Swim

Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio

I am jaded and cynical. He’s guilty, guilty, guilty you Morans and pretending that he isn’t is to live in the opiod orange haze that envelopes him. Pretty Poppies. Sooo tired Toto. No ‘new’ in news, just in 3D IMAX and whatever Dolby it is that includes the vibrating chairs. Like them vibrating chairs. Anyway, …

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