Pretty much just as terrible as you’ve been hearing.
Category: News
Aug 03 2020
This is not a comedy show.
This is Clio. This is why John Oliver gets a pass and everyone else gets the ax because they’re not funny at the moment. John Oliver was never funny, he’s British and people mistake accents and class racism for humor when in fact all English people are deadly serious all the time and it’s only …
Aug 02 2020
No Sports?
Take some $100 bills or better yet some $10,000 1 Year Ts and tear them up while standing in a Cold Salt Water Shower in a City Grid sucking Tanning Bed for a couple of hours. That’s the Home Version losers get as a consolation prize. Ever since Dennis Connor became the first loser and …
Aug 02 2020
The Breakfast Club (Sugar Free Maple Brown Sugar Flavor)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! AP’s Today in History for August 2nd The Tonkin Gulf incident sparks U.S. escalation of the Vietnam War; Saddam Hussein’s Iraq invades Kuwait; JFK’s PT-109 boat sunk; President Warren G. Harding dies; ‘Wild Bill’ Hickok killed in Deadwood. Breakfast Tune The Worst is Yet to Come – Keb Mo – …
Aug 01 2020
Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, William Henry Harrison, Warren G. Harding, and Russell Crowe’s Jockstrap
Things HBO Money will buy for $2000 Alex. Also Marble Runs.
Aug 01 2020
Cartnoon
I’m thinking about ‘Confirmed Truths’ as a substitute. Adrenochrome. You won’t need much. Adrenochrome. It makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. “Where’d you get this? Adrenochrome isn’t the kind of thing you can just buy. It comes from the adrenaline glands from a living human body.” I got it as payment from a client, …
Jul 31 2020
Opening Schools
Oh, Major League Baseball. Cardinals’ positive tests, postponement create another coronavirus crisis for embattled MLB By Dave Sheinin, Washington Post July 31, 2020 The Cardinals’ game Friday in Milwaukee, which was to be the Brewers’ home opener, was postponed, MLB announced, and will be made up as a doubleheader Sunday; the teams’ scheduled game for …
Jul 31 2020
Mike Fink
The King of the Keelboaters was a real, live jive, Legend of the United States Western Frontier (well, if you consider Ohio the Western Frontier) like Daniel Boone and Dan Morgan, not some fictionalized Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill. Consider that the next time you dismiss some completely true story as a mere Conspiracy Theory. …
Jul 30 2020
Who’s A Big Tent Democrat Now?
Looking right at you Armando. Doesn’t mean I like them or that they have an agenda I share except in one tiny, almost trivial quirk. And so not the worst ever. W was a War Criminal who murdered and tortured people. And these very fine people on both sides are his friends.
Jul 30 2020
Bad Economy?
In the rush to a ‘new normal’ Gaslighters are trying to convince us 11%+ Unemployment is acceptable. How about ‘worst economy ever’? One Third just vaporized (annualized to be sure which is sloppy methodology, year over year is better). U.S. economy contracted at fastest quarterly rate on record from April to June as coronavirus walloped …