Staff Sgt. Christopher Slutman, Sgt. Benjamin Hines, and Cpl. Robert Hendriks were escorting a convoy to Bagram Airbase in April of 2019 when a Car Bomb blew up as they passed and not only killed them but injured 3 other Soldiers and 2 Contractors (damn Mercs deserve what they get). As is SOP, an investigation …
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Jul 01 2020
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
In Stars Hollow we’ve had quite a few Coronavirus deaths and some of my neighbors feel this is a disproportionate amount. Not really. We have Senior Housing and Convalescent and Long Term Care Facilities and they’re all Cesspools of Pus (Had to buy a Turntable Ladder Truck for the big ones. Fortunately Zoning keeps these …
Jul 01 2020
Night Sweats
I have nightmares. Of course they’re all about death because they always are and some are quite obvious like the ones I get of being swallowed when I sleep in a too soft bed, others are a little more esoteric like the one I have of a perfectly straight line that becomes more and more …
Jun 28 2020
The Breakfast Club (Flattening the curve)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! AP’s Today in History for June 28th An assassination in Europe sparks World War I; Elian Gonzalez and his father leave for Cuba; Boxer Mike Tyson disqualified for biting Evander Holyfield’s ear; Richard Rodgers and Mel Brooks born. Breakfast Tune When I Paint My Masterpiece – The Band/Bob Dylan – …
Jun 25 2020
Dailyish Last Nightly (Murder Ropes)
Stewart: New Deal & GI Bill Explicitly Excluded Blacks Hot Take: War against K-Pop stans & TikTok teens Jesus wants nothing to do with Mike Pence AZ Covid Spikes, Trump Speaks To Packed Crowd Of Maskless Students Jackson shuts down Weaver’s white savior complex Trump Amps Up the Racism Because He’s Failed at Everything Trump …
Jun 21 2020
The Breakfast Club (cinnamon toast crunch)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! AP’s Today in History for Today in History for June 21st Three civil rights workers disappear in Mississippi; John Hinckley, Jr. found not guilty by reason of insanity for shooting President Ronald Reagan and three others; Britain’s Prince William born. Breakfast Tune limekiln Something to think about, Breakfast News & …
Jun 18 2020
Upper Class Twit Of The Year!
It’s a mite early but this will be hard to top. Ok, just so you understand who Dominic Raab is, he’s the Foreign Secretary of Great Britain. Because of our “Special Relationship” he is thoroughly familiar with all Internet tropes and memes. Raab betrays his ignorance of the origin and meaning of taking a knee …
Jun 18 2020
We’ll Meet Again
Mein Führer, I can walk! Dame Vera Lynn, singer and ‘forces’ sweetheart’, dies aged 103 by Ben Beaumont-Thomas, The Guardian Thu 18 Jun 2020 Dame Vera Lynn, whose song We’ll Meet Again became an anthem of hope and resilience during the second world war, has died aged 103. Her family said they were “deeply saddened …
Jun 17 2020
Dried Cranberries
Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes The Onion In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys …
Jun 17 2020
The Happiest Place in the World
I’ll spare you my Bobby Brown story for the moment, but I’ve been to Orlando. Florida governor says 260 Orlando airport workers tested positive for COVID-19. OIA says not quite by Jon Jankowski, WKMG June 17, 2020 Gov. Ron DeSantis said 260 workers at the Orlando International Airport have tested positive for the coronavirus after …