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Dailyish Last Nightly (Law & Order Criminal Intent)

Bone Spurs Act Up At West Point “Prove We’re Not in Hell” on Inside the Hill 2020 West Point Ramp Stakes Can’t Spin Juneteenth, Tulsa Pushed Back LGBTQ Rights, Police Reform, Hamburger Leg Trump Struggles at West Point 9-1-1 for White Emergencies Why Did Rayshard Brooks Have to Lose Life? Court Outlaws LGBTQ Workplace Discrimination …

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Police “Reform”

It never works. Then again, it isn’t designed to. ‘It’s not about bad apples’: how US police reforms have failed to stop brutality and violence by Sam Levin, The Guardian Tue 16 Jun 2020 A growing body of research suggests that some of the most widely adopted reform efforts have not succeeded at curbing police …

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Helter Skelter

Perhaps you consider it a rather unmelodic and puzzling Beatles tune. Well then, you’re probably not as crazy and homicidal as Charlie Manson. Charles Manson often spoke to the members of his “family” about “Helter Skelter” in the months leading up to the murders of Sharon Tate and Leno and Rosemary LaBianca in August 1969, …

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Social Distancing

Yeah, this is why I use a pseudonym.

I’m kinda Internet proof. If you use my real name, the first hundred or so matches? Well, they’re not me. Under ek I’m not as famous as I was when I was resident at the orange insane asylum run by the Bösendorfer idiot (and I’m not kidding at all when I say I also own …

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TMC keeps pitching Tahiti as the new World Headquarters.

Limit Dow(n)?

Welcome to Monday you gamblers. You know, in the United States, there are two zeros- Zero and Double Zero. Dow futures plunge 800 points as Wall Street looks set to extend last week’s sharp losses by Yun Li, CNBC Sun, Jun 14 Stock futures fell in early morning trading on Monday, pointing to more losses …

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Some Wisdom from Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian

Look, I never use “America” as a synonym for “The United States of” because it’s two Continents and an Isthmus with over 30 separate Nations including some that are bigger. However Mrs. Betty Bowers may very well be America’s Best Christian. Happy Birthday Asshole.

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2020 Lancaster Open Archery Classic- Pro Finals

The Breakfast Club (Cake)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! AP’s Today in History for June 14th Nazi Germany’s troops enter Paris during World War II; TWA Flight 847 hijacked; Stars and Stripes adopted as official U.S. flag; Leftist guerrilla Che Guevara and real estate mogul Donald Trump born. Breakfast Tune Satan Is My Motor – Cake (Banjo Cover) Something …

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Some Trevor Noah

I have not gone back to covering this on the reg. I find most of Late Night exceptionally painful and unfunny and my policy of absolutely no Cable News and no Late Night is fully supported by my Therapist. This is not funny either but it’s a pretty fair summary in case I missed anything …

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