Category: News

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Ok, first of all you better watch this (or download it) quick because the National Theatre is going to pull it on Thursday. What is it? It’s Coriolenus by Bill Shakespeare staring Tom Hiddleston (Loki), Mark Gatniss (Mycroft Holmes), Hadley Fraser (Young Frankenstein), and Alfred Enoch (like everything Harry Potter). It was recorded live at …

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Don’t Let The Door Hit You

Good riddance you Jackbooted Assholes. There are a lot of problems with Law Enforcement including (but not limited to) Systemic Racism and Militarization. Another one is Police Unions. They are generally run by the Fascists who were so monumentally Bigoted (and for the most part incredibly stupid) that they’re not fit to have a regular …

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The Gray Lady

It’s an old name for the Times that mostly refers (at least when I was exposed to it) to the fact they were one of the last newspapers to use color presses even though their Printing Plant had been capable of doing it for 20 years. So it’s fair to characterizes them as a hide-bound, …

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You remember Hasan Minaj of The Daily Show. It’s not funny. They frequently aren’t.

Dailyish Last Nightly (Not Funny)

Ek’s right. Late night isn’t really funny anymore. Hasn’t been for too long. But the ridicule and social satire is an important part of history. It shines a light on hypocrisy and makes people uncomfortable, or at least it should. I’ve always looked at blogging as a way of documenting the times we live in, …

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In Therapy

It comes as no surprise to readers, been for years, it’s great. This last session my Therapist said she was quite pleased I was adjusting so well despite my underlying conditions. It made her very happy that I wasn’t wandering the streets with a Machete, muttering to myself and making threatening gestures at strangers. Now …

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Drew Brees

As you know, Professional Throwball is all about which Teams you hate. You might think I’d relent on the Patsies but I hate Bob Kraft and Bill Belicheck every bit as much as Cheater Brady so the Net/Net is I’ve added the Sucks to the list of Teams that I hate. As a matter of …

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You want to know the worst part of biting the Heads off of Chickens? Salmonella.

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Attorney General Keith Ellison to elevate charges against officer who knelt on George Floyd’s neck; also charging other 3 involved By Stephen Montemayor and Chao Xiong Star Tribune Attorney General Keith Ellison plans to elevate charges against the former Minneapolis police officer who knelt on George Floyd’s neck while adding charges of aiding and abetting …

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Apparently Sean Hannity Has Been Divorced For Years

Ok, it was this or more Neo Liberal Failure and Modern Monetary Theory. Consider yourself spared. For now. Sean Hannity and wife divorce after more than 20 years of marriage By Emily Smith, Page Six, New York Post June 3, 2020 Fox News host Sean Hannity and his wife, Jill Rhodes, have divorced after more …

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This Is Not America

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Well, you could pick the next Cave over and join me. Course I’d have to Brand my Goats even though I know them by smell. Expect they’ll resent it a mite. What do you know, the Land of Cleves. $37K per year.

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