Oh, I totally hate them. Right there next to Jug Handles. They’re confusing and you end up going around in circles. What’s wrong with a nice Left Hand Turn? I’d much rather take a Train and the Subway anyway. We are exceptional.
Category: News
Apr 24 2020
The Flavor Aid Moment
Readers, I invite you consider the Power of Flesh. Shall I tell you? It’s the least I can do. Steel isn’t strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks, a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child… As my Doctor friend tells me you can easily survive a fall of almost …
Apr 23 2020
The OpEd the Washington Post Wouldn’t Publish
Gotta love Fred Hiat, Jeff Bezos, and the WaPo (or as I prefer to call it, Pravda). Michelle Wolf was asked to do a piece and they decided that it was ‘surplus to their needs’ which is the polite way Book Publishers tell you to get lost. Gee, I wonder why? Do you think it …
Apr 23 2020
Too Close To The Bone
Priorities USA (the Joe Biden Super PAC) is not the only organization that’s been the target of an attempt at Prior Restraint. American Bridge has an Ad up in Michigan that Republicans are attempting to quash with a cease and desist order delivered to WOOD, an NBC affiliate in Grand Rapids Michigan (actually pretty reliable …
Apr 23 2020
Cartnoon
Ok, in case you’re confused, Butt-Head was the smart one (well, by comparison) with the dark hair and Bevis was the Blonde Haired Maniac who transformed into Cornholio by putting his T-Shirt Collar over his Head and chanted Fire, FIRE!, FIRE!!! on random occasions. Not that my inner Boy Scout is anything like that. I …
Apr 22 2020
Not Really A Good Deal At All
Sometimes it just feels nice to be validated. It’s gratifying to know that I’m not the only one who thinks the Democrats got hosed in the Coronavirus Bailout and that there are no effective checks on the $2.2 Trillion Slush Fund. Coronavirus and the Height of Corporate Welfare Robert Reich 4/21/20 With the coronavirus pandemic …
Apr 22 2020
John Krasinski- Trademark Thief
Does he have 2 Pandas Raw Dogging? I think not. Cody’s Showdy It’s eating Cats and Dogs outside.
Apr 21 2020
Daily (Last) Nightly
The Daily Show Remembers: President Trump’s Somber Tone | The Daily Show Crowds Protest Coronavirus Lockdown | The Daily Social Distancing Show President Trump: This Is What It’s About How To Stay Sane During The Quarantine: An Isolation Status Report
Apr 21 2020
I talk about Existentialism a lot.
At its core it posits an unyielding and uncaring Universe with no external Moral Values imposed by supernatural forces. No Heaven, no Hell, be as evil as you want and then you disappear- star dust if that’s any solace. But, but, but, without external discipline, why should we behave Morally at all? Well, for one …