Category: News

We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

I have a bad feeling about this. Neo Liberal Capitalism under stress. What about 12 Parsecs are you not understanding? Oh. The Dystopian Reality Of All Those “Inspirational” Stories Pretty sure I’ve covered that before.

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Daily Nightly

  Donny Deutsch gives Biden’s campaign a sexy rebrand   ESPN Adjusts Programming Schedule To Replace Lost Sports Seasons   President Trump’s female reporter detector reveals mommy issues   Late Night White House Briefing: President Trump, What Could Get You Out of Office?   Amber’s Minute of Fury: Jerome Adams, Surgeon General of the United …

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Lies 18,000!

A Market that will only go up. It’s not for nothing that I will only call him Unindicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio. Michael Cohen is still in Jail for paying off Stephanie Clifford and he did it for and at the direction of Unindicted Co-conspirator #1. Bottomless Pinocchio? Well… President Trump made 18,000 false or misleading …

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Christian Prejudice Persecution Complex Corona Style

I watched with horror as Franklin (Son of Billy) Graham set up outside of Mount Sinai Hospital in a Central Park Meadow and put up his Tent Billboards (which by the way don’t work at all if the United States is trying to Bomb you like they did MSF in Afghanistan) because I know for …

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More Zack Morris, who is still trash.

The Last Angry Moose

Like Bullwinkle J. I keep all my money stashed in my mattress so Market pertubations don’t disturb me much, however I am so off the grid I debate whether jumping through hoops is worth it. From our good friend dday. Your Coronavirus Check Is Coming. Your Bank Can Grab It. by David Dayen, The American …

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Nancy Pelosi in the News

Pelosi looks to seize Trump’s bully pulpit By HEATHER CAYGLE and SARAH FERRIS, Poltico 04/14/2020 As President Donald Trump beams into American homes with his daily coronavirus briefings, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has decided the best way to counter him is to be everywhere — even if that means doing so from her San Francisco kitchen. …

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Only as bad as the Flu.

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Fake News Not News But True As an aside, he’s suing one of the TV Stations that aired it but not Priorities USA. Trump Campaign Sues Small Wisconsin TV Station Over Critical Super PAC Ad By Matt Shuham, Talking Points Memo April 13, 2020 The owner of a northern Wisconsin television station is stumped as …

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These Lifeboats are so popular.

Oh yeah, that John Oliver piece. Judith Kudlow’s Still Lifes (in this case it’s lifes not lives because we are talking about multiple paintings each of which is a Still Life) are all about Clothes. It could be Cats I suppose. Or Dogs Playing Poker or Black Velvet Elvis.

The Destruction of Wealth

Let’s say you went out to the Market and bought a Million Dollars worth of Stock at the very Peak Price. What happened? Well, you gave someone some Money and in turn you received some Claim on the future Profits of a Company. Now let’s say that almost instantly the Company goes out of Business. …

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