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Not that long ago actually.

When was it smart?

Let’s Make America Smart Again with Neil deGrasse Tyson Vaccines With Stephen on Coronavirus Will People Listen To Science? Oh, Elsa Yeah, super powers you’re afraid of? So not like me.

Double Down

So in Blackjack you’re dealt 2 Cards, one Face Up and the other Face Down. The value of concealment is absolutely nothing because you’re not playing against anyone at the Table, only the Dealer and they have to Hit on 16 and Stay on 17 (Goal 21, anything over immediately loses). But what about the …

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I am given to understand that Diabetes is a risk factor. It’s no joke. I’ve known several people who were extremely Diabetic, I wonder how many are still alive since some of them were not very particular about their blood sugar. That’s really important, I’ve seen people pass out and it’s scary because there’s not …

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Daily Nightly

In The Mood For A Vacation? Seth Explains Quaran-Teen Slang: The Mail, Corona Bae New Full Frontal Tonight: Too Many Trees Edition | Full Frontal on TBS You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This | Full Frontal on TBS Leftover Salmon “Aquatic Hitchhiker”

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Maxwell, because he’s really important if you want to understand modern Physics- Joan was quizzical Studied pataphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh Maxwell Edison Majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone “Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?” But as she’s …

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Good Morning Campers!

I’m your Uncle Ernie and I welcome you to Tommy’s Holiday Camp! The Camp with a difference, never mind the weather. When you come to Tommy’s, the Holiday’s forever! Hah, hah, hah, hah! Down 410 yesterday, Limit Downs today. Dow set to fall 700 points at the open after market posts worst first quarter on …

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Stephen Colbert Returns With A Message: America, You Got This Trump Claims Hospitals Are Hoarding Medical Supplies Trump Brags About His Ratings During Coronavirus Pandemic: A Closer Look Sen. Bernie Sanders Talks COVID-19, Medicare for All and Coronavirus Stimulus Sen. Bernie Sanders Talks About the 2020 Race and Vice President Joe Biden Donald Trump: “Tiger …

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Doomers

To begin with I’m 120+ Years old and have seen both halves of the Great War (1914 – 45) as well as people flying for the first time and then going on to walk on the Moon. And Civil Rights kinda sorta and some other positive developments but recently, as Marvin might say, I’ve sensed …

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Many people don’t realize Soap is a relatively recent fashion. In Rome for instance you’d coat yourself in oil and scrape it off, have a steam, take a swim, and have another steam. Me? I like showers. In fact my ritual is so systematized I once used it in an Acting Class when we were …

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A Blank White Void Full Of Sad Facts

Where else did you think I lived? I’m like Janet that way.

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10,000 Years of Cats Seriously, that’s how long we’ve been domesticated.

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