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Category: News
Mar 19 2020
January 20, 2017
19, 827.25. I remember it because I was in D.C. getting ready for the Women’s March. March 19, 2020 19, 898.92 And that’s where we start. Stock futures point to more losses a day after the Dow closed below 20,000 for first time since 2017 by Fred Imbert and Thomas Franck, CNBC Published Wed, Mar …
Mar 18 2020
Fantasy History
Actually I’m not sure what HBO’s The Plot Against America brings to the table that 4 years of Amazon’s The Man In The High Castle didn’t cover but I’m willing to be convinced. Germany has nothing on us, US, U.S., USA!, USA!
Mar 18 2020
This is already a Bear Market.
Just in case you’ve missed it we’re (well, not me personally since I only invest in Banana Futures and Off Off Off Broadway Plays) over 30% below our Record Highs of a mere Month ago and pushing the January 20th, 2017 Valuations (only a 4% gain over 3 Years). And we are Limit Down today …
Mar 17 2020
The Wearing Of The Green
O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that’s goin’ round? The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground! No more Saint Patrick’s Day we’ll keep, his color can’t be seen For there’s a cruel law ag’in the Wearin’ o’ the Green. I met with Napper Tandy, and he took …
Mar 17 2020
Irish Up
You know, it’s not that I actually want to get drunk, listen to violins, accordions, and bagpipes, and beat the crap out of someone. First of all it’s only the ones that deserve it. Dropkick Murphys The Season’s Upon Us Smash Shit Up Going Out In Style The State Of Massachusetts You know, as much …
Mar 17 2020
Not a Rant
Because Lewis Black would never ever do that. I’d warn that it’s not safe for work, except you’re not at work. And no, I’m not obsessed with Toilet Paper, unless I run out.0
Mar 17 2020
The Dead Cat 3/17/20
As of 9:43 this morning, 13 minutes after opening, the Market entered negative territory again. Even Cramer is not calling to buy the dips, his advice is to dump the highs. Dow 19K after half an hour!
Mar 16 2020
Cartnoon
An ek hornbeck Production. I have expressed before my preferences for regularity and order and my expectation my audience shares that, thus my disappointment at not actually being as punctual as I would desire. My Therapist thinks it a manifestation of my obsessive compulsive desire for control over my environment. I have issues. This, what …
Mar 16 2020
Limit Down
Again. Frankly there’s not much reason to be Bullish. Almost every place you’d want to go is closed. I don’t think that condition can persist indefinitely but the attitudinal effects are very real though I must say it’s a true thing that you’re more likely to die of Flu than Corona. Don’t get me wrong, …
Mar 15 2020
Act III, Scene 2
So it’s the Ides and I’m thinking about adding this to my Holiday collection. The context you need is this- Brutus was in fact an honourable man. He decided in favor of Democratic (well, kinda, completely corrupt and engaged in it’s own power grab, but Cincinnatus!) Institutions instead of Autocracy and Marc Antony a leech …