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The Boy You Want Your Son To Marry

Don’t look at me like that. I don’t give a damn who your son marries even if it’s a woman. It’s generally a bad idea to form a financial partnership with someone you barely know and even more difficult to find a person you can stand to be around for roughly 8 hours a day. …

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Yeah, where’s the Presser Bolton? You’re a Coward and a Traitor. Trump Told Bolton to Help His Ukraine Pressure Campaign, Book Says By Maggie Haberman and Michael S. Schmidt, The New York Times Jan. 31, 2020 More than two months before he asked Ukraine’s president to investigate his political opponents, President Trump directed John R. …

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Impeachment: Senate Trial 1.31.2020

I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn’t enjoy at all. After that, I …

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Nocturnal Impeachment

Trevor got nothing. Stephen Sam Bee on the road. Seth (finally)

Impeachment: Senate Trial 1.30.2020

I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the universe to it. What happened? It committed suicide. It’s not an exaggeration to say that it’s the end of the United States as a Republic and the beginning of a Fascist Dictatorship. A referendum on merging the posts of Chancellor and …

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Jen’s Bolton Challenge

Rubin throws down. John Bolton, it’s now or never By Jennifer Rubin, Washington Post Jan. 30, 2020 Dear John Bolton: Before you were national security adviser, before you represented the United States at the United Nations, you were a lawyer — a pretty good one, as I understand. As a member of the bar, you …

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Impeachment Free Sam Bee

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Either Breathtakingly Stupid Or A Fascist Coup. So Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio gets pissed off at Rachel, loads up his .45, storms into the Studio and plugs her right between the eyes. On Camera. Great Television. “She was hurting my re-election chances. Since I’m the Greatest Of All Time it’s in the National Interest.” Trevor …

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Impeachment: Senate Trial 1.29.2020

Why Lev Parnas Won’t Be Attending The Impeachment Hearings He’s released on bail with a Ankle Monitor as a flight risk (to be fair he was nailed at the Airport fleeing the country) awaiting trial for his FELONY! which he committed in conspiracy with Rudy Guiliani and Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio. Schumer gave him a …

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John Brown and the Second War For Slavery

The primary reason why Southern United States culture and Spartan culture are so similar is that both societies lived in existential fear their Slaves would rise up and murder them in their sleep. Which is actually a pretty outstanding idea, that’s why John Brown tried to raid the Harper’s Ferry Army Depot- to steal the …

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Impeachment After Dark

Pretty much to form. Republicans have no defense and nothing to say, they were stupid to waste the time and they are being stupid again today when if they could stop their Showboating and Verbal Diarrhea they could chop 2 days off the schedule which they say they want to do. Except they’re lying again …

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