Judiciary Committee Evidentiary Hearing Unindicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio had Tuesday availble to present any exculpatory testimony. Evidently there is none. It’s very simple really, the act of soliciting personal benefit from a Foreign National using the resources of the United States is Constitutional Bribery. He’s admitted doing it srveral times on Video Tape, in writing, …
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Dec 08 2019
September 30, 1985
I was going to title this Pig Vomit and then I feared you’d think I was talking about Hillary with whom I have many policy differences but I’m sure (because I know people who know, you know) she’s just as much fun to hang out with as Bill and waaay smarter (though he’s no mental …
Dec 08 2019
Santa! Free Your Elf Slaves!
Mean Girls The Roadie QVC Empire More Hip Hop Cheeseheads Benifer Liberty Medical Catheter Collection Cinderella Body Shaming Oh, news. I’ll remind you “Bless your heart,” is Southern Speak for requesting you perform an act of extreme flexibility.
Dec 08 2019
Weekend Cartnoon
The New New Year’s/St. Pat’s Not that John should be throwing stones. One word- Scousers.
Dec 08 2019
The Breakfast Club (Pete Endorses Bernie. Wins JFK Profiles in Courage Award)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Dec 07 2019
The Overland Campaign
Ever want to know how we defeated tne Rebellion for Slavery? It is said that after Pickett’s Charge Robert E. Lee was never again able to gain Battlefield Initiative. That’s not strictly true and what does it mean anyway? Well, it means being able to force your opponent to respond to your actions. How futile …
Dec 07 2019
War, Hmm, Good God! What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Let’s say it again. I hesitate to claim the mantle of those oppressed by visible characteristics, skin color, sex, stuff like that, though I am a member of one of the most despised and smallest minorities on the planet. I’m an atheist. I’m kind of in the closet, I pass, I’m not in …
Dec 07 2019
Weekend Cartnoon
Too funny not to see. My African-American Dude, Emancipation Proclaimation was 1863. Ok, so it only covered States currently in Rebellion for Slavery. Owning a Slave in Maryland or Hartford was fine. 14th was 1868. One would certainly have hoped after 151 years that the concept of “owning” other people would at least be unfashionable, …
Dec 06 2019
Seven Characters, Two Words
I think we all saw this coming. Oh, the title. Crossword fans will need no additional hints though there are no ‘Es’ and ‘U’ appears twice. TMC prefers I use Family Friendly language, at least above the fold and since I rarely write below I can’t work as blue as my instincts would initially lead …
Dec 05 2019
Ships and Rats
Republicans have a notable lack of empathy, an inability to imagine an existence different from their personal experience. Metaphor is lost on them, they just don’t get it. The reason a Rat leaves a Sinking Ship is not some mystical supernatural sense of impending Doom. It’s because the normal areas they inhabit are too flooded …
Dec 05 2019
In Defense of Jonathan Turley
Let us not forget he correctly named W, Cheney, and Obama as War Criminals. That counts for a lot. Should you have the good fortune to be my friend I will not fail to stand by you in adversity. I pledge 3 Dan Morgan volleys before I withdraw in good order and if I fall …