Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Republican Attacks on Trans Athletes Are Escalating

Conservatives are back on their B.S. and targeting trans kids in sports. We call a foul! Trans athletes deserve the opportunity to forget it’s their turn to bring snacks to the game and force their parents on a crazed Costco run just like any other kid!

Matt Gaetz and The Republican Double Standard

It’s been 6 months since Donald Trump was voted out of office. But while prominent party member Matt Gaetz is being investigated for ACTUAL crimes, Republicans are busy vilifying those in the party who failed to support Trump! Which begs the question…WTF?

It’s Time to Call Out Connecticut for Prison Phone Costs

If you hate the Detroit Pistons or the insane cost incarcerated individuals must shoulder just to make a phone call, have we got the piece for you! Sam sat down with Bianca Tylek of Worth Rises to learn how Tom Gores and the prison industry are making a fortune off of others’ misfortune.

The Amber Ruffin Show

Weed in the White House + An AAVE Spelling Bee: Week In Review

According to a recent article, several White House staffers were put on probation or fired after disclosing past marijuana use in a background check. This had Amber questioning: Has Tarik ever used marijuana? Also, the Scripps National Spelling Bee recently unveiled they’re adding multiple choice questions and a lightning round to crank up the competition. Aren’t Spelling Bees hard enough?

How the Jan. 6th Capitol Riot Was Organized In Broad Daylight

It’s May, and the news outlets are still reporting news stories of people being arrested for participating in the January 6th attack on the Capitol. How did we end with this many people feeling so comfortable committing an act of terrorism in broad daylight? And then bragging about it? Let’s find out in a segment called, “How Did We Get Here?”

Rudy Giuliani & Sen. John Kennedy Played Stupid Games, Won Stupid Prizes

Words and actions have consequences. If you do something wrong, you often pay for it in some way. Some call it cancel culture, but Amber likes to call it… “That’s What Yo’ Ass Gets!” This week, the biggest examples are Norfolk police officer William Kelly, the Capitol riot Bumble bragger, Senator John Kennedy, and Rudy Giuliani.

Your Mom’s Take on Caitlyn Jenner Running for Governor of California

These days, the world is full of different takes on the news. We get reporters’ takes, and pundits’ takes, and politicians’ takes, and random people on social media’s takes. But there’s one important take that’s missing — your mom’s take. So we’d like to bring that to you now in a segment called, “Your Mom’s Take.”

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Mother shares unique maternal bond with gorilla

This gorilla is Kiki. She recently had a baby named Pablo. My wife, Emmelina, also had a baby 5 weeks previous to this video. Kiki had brought her baby over to us and shared a connection with my wife and our baby boy Canyon.

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The Breakfast Club (Wrong Questions)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

A golden spike completes America’s first transcontinental railroad; Nazis burn books in Germany; Rudolf Hess parachutes into Scotland; Nelson Mandela takes office in S. Africa; U2’s frontman Bono born.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

We thought that we had the answers, it was the questions we had wrong.

Bono

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Happy Mother’s Day

A DocuDharma tradition now on The Stars Hollow Gazette.

clip flowerI tease my mother by calling her Emily after Emily Gilmore both because overall my family reminds me very much of the Gilmores and because she’s never met a brand name she didn’t like whereas I’m perfectly content to buy generic.

I thank her among many things for a thorough grounding in the domestic and other arts.

Mom teaches first grade and is actually famous in a quiet sort of way.  The kind parents brag about and angle their kids for though she’s won national awards too.  Of course I owe everything I know about educating to her and among my own peers I’m considered an asskicking trainer.

She also insisted we learn to perform routine self maintenance, little things like laundry and ironing, machine and hand mending. basic cooking.  Of course she always indulged us with trips to museums and zoos, made sure we got library cards, did the usual bus driver thing to swim practice, had this huge second career as a Brownie/Girl Scout Leader for my sister.

At one point when I was old enough for it to make an impression she took her Masters of Fine Arts in Art of all things, so I know a little Art History with Far Eastern.  I understand how to bang out a copper pot and make silver rings because she took me to class once or twice.  She liked stained glass so much that she and dad made several pieces (you use a soldering iron and can cut yourself pretty bad so it’s a macho thing too).  They also did silk screening which taught me a lot about layout and graphic arts.

But she always liked fabric arts and in addition to a framed three dimensional piece in the living room, there are Afghans and rugs and scarves and pot holders and wash cloths and hats and quilts and dolls.

And the training kits and manuals for her mentorship programs, and the adaptations and costumes for the annual first and fifth grade play.  Did I mention she plays 3 instruments, though mostly piano?

She touch types too.

So to Emily, a woman of accomplishment and refinement, Happy Mother’s Day.

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SCTV – I Was a Teenage Communist

SCTV Network

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The Breakfast Club (Frozen fruit in oatmeal)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club!

AP’s Today in History for May 9th

The FDA approves the first birth control pill; FCC chief Newton Minow condemns TV programming; Richard Byrd and Floyd Bennett fly over the North Pole; Journalist Mike Wallace and singer Billy Joel born.

Breakfast Tune Rhiannon Giddens – “I Shall Not Be Moved” (Official Audio)

Something to think about, Breakfast News & Blogs below

Something to think about over coffee prozac

Federal Judge Strikes Down Eviction Moratorium
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Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition

Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition” is an Open Thread. It is a selection of editorials and opinions from around the news medium and the internet blogs. The intent is to provide a forum for your reactions and opinions, not just to the opinions presented, but to what ever you find important.

On Sunday mornings we present a preview of the guests on the morning talk shows so you can choose which ones to watch or some do something more worth your time on a Sunday morning.

Follow us on Twitter @StarsHollowGzt

The Sunday Talking Heads:

This Week with George Stephanopolis: The guests on Sunday’s “This Week” are: Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.

Panel discussion guests are: Fatima Goss Graves, president and CEO of the National Women’s Law Center; Diane Swonk, Chief Economist at Grant Thornton LLP; Lareina Yee, Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer for McKinsey.

The roundtable guests are: Former Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ); former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel (??); Yvette Simpson, chief executive of Democracy for America; and Jane Coaston, New York Times political commentator.

Face the Nation: Host Margaret Brennan’s guests are: Secretary of Commerce Gina Raimondo; Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL); Minneapolis Federal Reserve Bank CEO Neel Kashkari; former FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb MD; and author Michael Lewis.

Meet the Press with Chuck Todd: The guests on this week’s “MTP” are: Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases; Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA); Gov. Larry Hogan (R-MD).

The panel guests are: Cornell Belcher, political strategist; Hallie Jackson, Senior Washington correspondent for NBC News; Danielle Pletka, senior fellow at the American Enterprise Institute and Jake Sherman, co-founder of Punchbowl News.

State of the Union with Jake Tapper and Dana Bash: Mr. Tapper’s guests are: Jeff Zients, government official serving as the White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator; Majority Whip James E. Clyburn (D-SC); and Gov. Spencer J. Cox (R-UT).

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The Breakfast Club (Change Or Be Changed)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

Allies celebrate the end of World War Two; Indians holding the hamlet of Wounded Knee surrender; Coca-Cola invented.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

Change or be changed, right? And what we mean by that is that climate change, if we don’t change course, if we don’t change our political and economic system, is going to change everything about our physical world.

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is on hiatus this week

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The GOP Pushes Out Liz Cheney & Conspiracy Theorists Take Over Arizona’s Recount

Division within the Republicans party grows as Liz Cheney goes head-to-head with the GOP, and conspiracy theorists in Arizona begin the state’s third election recount process

Sending Mean Tweets Gets Harder & The Belgium-France Border Gets Moved Accidentally

A new Twitter feature detects mean replies and prompts users to review before sending, and a Belgian farmer alters the country’s border with France by mistake

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Giuliani’s Allies Demand Trump Pay Him for 2020 Election Representation

Biden Takes on Big Pharma; DeSantis Signs Voter Suppression Law on Fox: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at the Republican Party’s contempt for democracy and its commitment to the lie that the 2020 election was stolen.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Caitlyn Jenner Praises Trump, Guillermo’s New Butt & Mother’s Day Advice from Jimmy’s Wife

California has the lowest positivity rate, people having been bathing less during lockdown, American’s are getting more butt implants than ever before, Guillermo is insecure about his flat butt so he tries on the new butt lift leggings, Caitlyn Jenner sat down with Sean Hannity for a “town hall,” National Nurses Day is today, Jimmy’s wife Molly delivers a Mother’s Day message, in honor of Moms everywhere we went to the Farmers Market for a new edition of Masking Questions, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

James Corden Invites His Mother to Co-Host

With Mother’s Day coming this weekend in the United States, James invites his lovely mother, Margaret, to the show via Zoom, and the two review the side effects of things like being across the ocean from each other on two separate Mother’s Days in the same year, and being your Mom’s favorite.

Is the Show Going On a Cruise or Not?!

It’s the last night with CBS Senior Vice President of Late Night Programming (West Coast) Nick Bernstein sitting behind the bar, in his chair that has grown in height every show this week. After an update from the sales department regarding bringing the show on a cruise ship, James and the group start to make plans.

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Now Or Never: Yorktown Campaign of 1781

George Washington’s Continental Army has fought for five long years to drive the British from American soil. Now, with the aid of French land and naval forces, that time may be near. Washington and his allies have surrounded the British at Yorktown, Virginia.

The dream of American independence hangs in the balance.

The battle was fought September 28 – October 19, 1781.

Thesiege of Yorktown, also known as the Battle of Yorktown, the surrender at Yorktown, or the German battle, ending on October 19, 1781, at Yorktown, Virginia, was a decisive victory by a combined force of the American Continental Army troops led by General George Washington and Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette, and French Army troops led by Comte de Rochambeau over a British army commanded by British peer and Lieutenant General Charles Cornwallis. The culmination of the Yorktown campaign, the siege proved to be the last major land battle of the American Revolutionary War in the North American region, as the surrender by Cornwallis, and the capture of both him and his army, prompted the British government to negotiate an end to the conflict.

In 1780, about 5,500 French soldiers landed in Rhode Island to help their American allies fight the British troops who controlled New York City. Following the arrival of dispatches from France that included the possibility of support from the French West Indies fleet of the Comte de Grasse, disagreements arose between Washington and Rochambeau on whether to ask de Grasse for assistance in besieging New York or in military operations against a British army in Virginia. On the advice of Rochambeau, de Grasse informed them of his intent to sail to the Chesapeake Bay, where Cornwallis had taken command of the army. Cornwallis, at first given confusing orders by his superior officer, Henry Clinton, was eventually ordered to build a defensible deep-water port, which he began to do in Yorktown. Cornwallis’ movements in Virginia were shadowed by a Continental Army force led by the Marquis de Lafayette.

The French and American armies united north of New York City during the summer of 1781. When word of de Grasse’s decision arrived, both armies began moving south toward Virginia, engaging in tactics of deception to lead the British to believe a siege of New York was planned. De Grasse sailed from the West Indies and arrived at the Chesapeake Bay at the end of August, bringing additional troops and creating a naval blockade of Yorktown. He was transporting 500,000 silver pesos collected from the citizens of Havana, Cuba, to fund supplies for the siege and payroll for the Continental Army. While in Santo Domingo, de Grasse met with Francisco Saavedra de Sangronis, an agent of Carlos III of Spain. De Grasse had planned to leave several of his warships in Santo Domingo. Saavedra promised the assistance of the Spanish navy to protect the French merchant fleet, enabling de Grasse to sail north with all of his warships. In the beginning of September, he defeated a British fleet led by Sir Thomas Graves that came to relieve Cornwallis at the Battle of the Chesapeake. As a result of this victory, de Grasse blocked any reinforcement or escape by sea for Cornwallis and also disembarked the heavy siege guns required by the allied land forces. By late September, Washington and Rochambeau arrived, and the army and naval forces completely surrounded Cornwallis.

After initial preparations, the Americans and French built their first parallel and began the bombardment. With the British defense weakened, on October 14, 1781, Washington sent two columns to attack the last major remaining British outer defenses. A French column under Wilhelm of the Palatinate-Zweibrücken took Redoubt No. 9 and an American column under Alexander Hamilton took Redoubt No. 10. With these defenses taken, the allies were able to finish their second parallel. With the Franco-American artillery closer and its bombardment more intense than ever, the British position began to deteriorate rapidly. Cornwallis asked for capitulation terms on October 17. After two days of negotiation, the surrender ceremony occurred on October 19; Cornwallis was absent from the ceremony. With the capture of more than 7,000 British soldiers, negotiations between the United States and Great Britain began, resulting in the Treaty of Paris of 1783.

 

When ek hornbeck and I decided to follow the replica of the Marquis de Lafayette’s frigate, L’Hermione, up the Eastern US coast, we started in Yorktown. There we visited the battlefield center and toured the grounds. The center also houses the information about the second battle fought there during the US Civil War. It was the start of a fun summer.

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The Breakfast Club (Not Afraid To Fail)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

The Lusitania sunk in World War I; Nazi Germany signs surrender in World War II; Vietnam’s Battle of Dien Bien Phu; Composer Peter Illych Tchaikovsky born; Glenn Miller records ‘Chattanooga Choo-Choo

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Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail.

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