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For eight seasons on the History Channel the series, The Curse of Oak Island, the brothers Rick and Marty Lagina from Michigan have been digging for rumored lost treasure. Having been there twice with ek hornbeck, I got interested in his fascination with the treasure hunt. One of the world’s most sought after treasures thought to be buried there is the Holy Grail.

America Unearthed: Epic Hunt for the Holy Grail in Nova Scotia

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The Breakfast Club (Positive Results)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler commits suicide; End of the Vietnam War as Saigon falls; George Washington sworn in as America’s first president; The Louisiana Purchase; Country singer Willie Nelson born.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.

Willie Nelson

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Grandpa Joe Has A Biden Ticket

It is absolutely the hottest ticket in town.

Biden’s Speech Promises “Jobs, Jobs, Jobs;” Rudy Raided By The Feds – LIVE MONOLOGUE

Stephen Colbert watched every minute of President Biden’s address to Congress tonight, so in case you forgot to tune in, here’s everything that happened plus an update on the legal troubles facing former presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani

Quarantinewhile… “Citizen Kane” Isn’t Perfect, But “In & Of Itself” Is

Quarantinewhile… Stephen and Evie Colbert don’t like to brag, but there’s a lot for the executive producers of “In & Of Itself” to be proud of, including the film’s perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Great Moments in Joint Address History: George W. Bush’s Axis of Evil

After President George W. Bush’s 2002 joint address warning about an “axis of evil”, a talent booker invites him on network TV 19 years later to rehabilitate his image.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Scandal Alert! Biden’s Red Meat Mandate & Kamala’s Children’s Book

Fox News stirs outrage about President Biden threatening American’s red meat consumption and Vice President Kamala Harris’s children’s book being handed out at the border, and Biden wears a mask while on a Zoom call

How the U.S. Is Incentivizing Coronavirus Vaccinations

Health officials in the United States are coming up with creative ways to convince hesitant Americans to get the coronavirus vaccine.

“Paddington 2” Ousts “Citizen Kane” & FBI Raids Rudy Giuliani

“Paddington 2” beats out “Citizen Kane” for greatest film of all time, the FBI raids Rudy Giuliani’s office, a woman was charged with a felony for not returning a VHS tape, and a Japanese man is arrested for simultaneously dating 35 women to get more birthday gifts.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

,center>Rudy Giuliani’s Apartment Raided by Federal Agents

One of Trump’s Biggest Scams, the Foxconn Deal, Falls Apart: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at one of the signature scams of the Trump era falling apart and revealing the GOP’s brand of pro-worker populism is a giant fraud.

Ari Melber on Rudy Giuliani’s Apartment Raid and the Derek Chauvin Trial

Ari Melber talks about the FBI raid of Rudy Giuliani’s home, explains how the White House has changed under the Biden administration and shares his thoughts on the outcome of the Derek Chauvin trial.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Rudy Gets Raided, Biden Addresses Congress & Lindell Lands at Kimmel

The Feds raided the New York City apartment and office of Rudy Giuliani, President Biden gave his first address to Congress and it was much different than Trump’s last address, we celebrated “Ed Balls Day” on Twitter, an elected official in Orange County questioned whether there is a tracking device in the vaccine, and Jimmy chats with prominent conspiracy theorist/pillow salesman Mike Lindell (James Adomian).

,center>Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with Mike Lindell

Mike talks about recovering from his addiction to crack and gambling, not getting vaccinated, going into hiding after getting many threats, coming to our show in 2014, Rudy Giuliani’s apartment being raided, meeting with Donald Trump in 2016 and being photographed with papers that said “Martial Law,” and Jimmy pushes him on his Dominion Voting Systems conspiracy, donating $50,000 to help bail out Kenosha killer Kyle Rittenhouse, and the interview is interrupted by the other Mike Lindell (James Adomian).

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Rudy Got Raided & We Debate: Idol v. The Voice

The night kicks off with some big energy and James debates which music talent competition franchise is superior: American Idol or The Voice. After, James gets into the headlines including a raid of Rudy Giuliani’s home and office, and Randy Quaid flirting with a run for California governor.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Napoleon Bonaparte

The Greatest Examples Of Underestimating The Enemy | Who’s Sorry Now?

A look at the tragic consequences of underestimating the enemy. During the Second World War, the British commander of Singapore believed it to be an impregnable fortress until a numerically inferior Japanese Army overran it. Similarly, 12 years on, the French lost the mountain garrison at Dien Bien Phu after failing to anticipate the resourcefulness of General Giap and his Vietmanese peasant army.

We have long saluted military genius and bravery. But the other side of the coin is military incompetence – a largely preventable, tragically expensive, yet totally absorbing aspect of human behaviour.

From the Crusades to Vietnam, history is littered with examples of stupidity, obduracy, brutality and sheer breath-taking incompetence. Lack of communication, technological failure and a misplaced sense of superiority have led to the deaths of thousands of ordinary soldiers, let down by their masters and betrayed by arrogance. Using a combination of history, human interest and archive footage underpinned by powerful story-telling, Great Military Blunders charts man’s folly and cruelty in a series of stunning debacles, spanning almost a thousand years of conflict.

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The Breakfast Club (It’s All Right)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

Rioting hits Los Angeles after four white officers are acquitted of most charges in beating of Rodney King; Dachau concentration camp liberated; Jerry Seinfeld born

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

Michael Collins (October 31, 1930 – April 28, 2021)

I knew I was alone in a way that no earthling has ever been before.

Michael Collins

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Pres. Biden’s First Address To Joint Session Of Congress

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

,center>Ingenuity’s Fourth Flight Wasn’t As Smooth As The Others

Good news: the chopper found life on Mars. Bad news: it’s stuck in it.

Mask-Holes Like Tucker Carlson Undermine Efforts To End The Pandemic

Early in the pandemic, conservative activists chose to make mask-wearing a wedge issue to fire up their base. The repercussions are still being felt, from the Fox News studios in New York City to the Temecula, California city council chamber, and many places in between.

Kim Kardashian Or Caitlyn Jenner, Who Should Run California?

Republicans in California have forced a runoff election between sitting Governor Gavin Newsom and a growing field of GOP wannabes including Caitlyn Jenner and Randy Quaid. Stephen thinks they’re overlooking the obvious choice: Kim K.

Explorers Crash Rick Santorum’s Whitewashing Speech

When Rick Santorum delivered a speech full of white-washed lies about Native American culture, colonizers crash the scene.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The CDC’s New Mask Guidelines Make No Sense

The CDC says that fully vaccinated Americans don’t need to wear masks outside unless they’re in a large group, but their new chart doesn’t make much sense.

2020 Census Results: Low Population Growth & A House Seat Shuffle

The 2020 U.S. Census numbers shake up the House of Representatives and reveal a startling decline in rates of population growth.

Rick Santorum Goes Off on Native American Culture

Footage surfaces of Rick Santorum making deranged comments about a lack of Native American culture in “American culture.”

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Biden Announces New Guidance for Wearing Masks Outdoors

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump Trashes the Oscars, Tucker Carlson Cries “Child Abuse” & Biden Loosens Mask Mandates

Donald Trump released a statement about how bad the Oscars were and the Academy fired back, we created posters for movies that he probably would’ve enjoyed more, President Biden announced new guidelines for wearing masks, Tucker Carlson thinks that kids wearing masks in a pandemic is child abuse, MyPillow Mike Lindell will be stopping by the show tomorrow, a space feud between billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk could be in the works, and we look back at one year ago for “This Week in COVID History.”

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Is California Ready for Governor Reggie Watts?

With news of Biden’s first international trip, James wonders if we could tag along do an episode from Air Force One with the President on his flight to England. And thanks to Gavin Newsom’s recall in California, James thinks Reggie should consider running for Governor. Then, James breaks it to everyone that Burning Man 2021 is canceled and that a new spider has been discovered in Miami.

Apple Watch Hidden Features: Cow Milking

Once again, James takes a look at ~totally real~ Apple Watch features that can be activated simply by moving your hands. If you’ve been yearning to milk a cow without all the mess, you’re gonna love this new feature.

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History of Housecats and Just Nuisance, Able Seaman

Just Nuisance (1 April 1937 – 1 April 1944) was the only dog ever to be officially enlisted in the Royal Navy. He was a Great Dane who between 1939 and 1944 served at HMS Afrikander, a Royal Navy shore establishment in Simon’s Town, South Africa. He died in 1944 at the age of seven years and was buried with full military honours.

Although the exact date of Just Nuisance’s birth is not known, it is usually stated that he was born on 1 April 1937 in Rondebosch, a suburb of Cape Town. He was sold to Benjamin Chaney, who later moved to Simon’s Town to run the United Services Institute (USI). Just Nuisance quickly became popular with the patrons of the institute and in particular the ratings, who would feed him snacks and take him for walks. He began to follow them back to the naval base and dockyards, where he would lie on the decks of ships that were moored at the wharf. His preferred resting place was the top of the gangplank.

Since he was a large dog even for a Great Dane (he was almost 2 metres (6.6 ft) tall when standing on his hind legs), he presented a sizeable obstacle for those trying to board or disembark and he became affectionately known as Nuisance.

Nuisance was allowed to roam freely and, following the sailors, he began to take day trips by train as far afield as Cape Town, 22 miles (35 km) away. Despite the seamen’s attempts to conceal him, the conductors would put him off the trains as soon as he was discovered. This did not cause the dog any difficulty, as he would wait for the next train, or walk to another station, where he would board the next train that came along.

Amused travellers would occasionally offer to pay his fare but officials of the State-owned railway company (South African Railways and Harbours) eventually warned Chaney that Nuisance would have to be put down unless he was prevented from boarding the trains or had his fares paid.

The news that Nuisance was in danger of being put down spurred many of the sailors and locals to write to the Navy, pleading for something to be done. Although somebody offered to buy him a season ticket, naval command instead decided to enlist him by the book. As a member of the armed forces, he would be entitled to free rail travel, so the fare-dodging would no longer be a problem. It proved to be an excellent idea. For the next few years he would be a morale booster for the troops serving in World War II.

He was enlisted on 25 August 1939. His surname was entered as “Nuisance” and, rather than leaving the forename blank, he was given the moniker “Just”. His trade was listed as “Bonecrusher” and his religious affiliation as “Scrounger”, although this was later altered to the more charitable “Canine Divinity League (Anti-Vivisection)”. To allow him to receive rations and because of his longstanding unofficial service, he was promoted from Ordinary seaman to Able seaman.

He never went to sea but fulfilled a number of roles ashore. He continued to accompany sailors on train journeys and escorted them back to base when the pubs closed. While many of his functions were of his own choosing, he also appeared at many promotional events, including his own ‘wedding’ to another Great Dane, Adinda. Adinda produced five pups as a result, two of which, named Victor and Wilhelmina, were auctioned off in Cape Town to raise funds for the war effort.

Nuisance’s service record was not exemplary. Aside from the offences of travelling on the trains without his free pass, being absent without leave, losing his collar and refusing to leave the pub at closing time, his record shows that he was sentenced to having all bones removed for seven days for sleeping in an improper place – to wit, the bed of one of the Petty officers. He also fought with the mascots of ships that put in at Simon’s Town, resulting in the deaths of at least two of them.

Nuisance was at some point involved in a car accident. This caused thrombosis, which gradually paralysed him, so on 1 January 1944 he was discharged from the Navy. His condition continued to deteriorate, and on 1 April 1944 he was taken to Simon’s Town Naval Hospital where, on the advice of the naval veterinary surgeon, he was put down.

The next day he was taken to Klawer Camp, where his body was draped with a Royal Naval White Ensign and he was buried with full naval honours, including a gun salute and the playing of the “Last Post“. A simple granite headstone marks his grave, which is on the top of the hill at Klawer, at the former SA Navy Signal School. A statue was erected in Jubilee Square in Simon’s Town to commemorate his life.

The Simon’s Town Museum has an exhibition dedicated to his story, and since 2000 there has been an annual parade of Great Danes from which a lookalike is selected.

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The Breakfast Club (Home Town)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

Italy’s dictator Benito Mussolini killed; Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein born; Muhammad Ali refuses military induction during the Vietnam War; The first space tourist; ‘Tonight Show’ host Jay Leno born.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

It’s around the table and in the preparation of food that we learn about ourselves and about the world.

Alice Waters

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Daniel Kaluuya Isn’t The Only Oscar Winner To Thank Their Parents For Having Sex

The adrenaline that comes with giving an acceptance speech occasionally makes you embarrass your parents!

Jon Batiste Wins An Oscar! And Vaccinated Americans Win A Chance To Visit Europe

Our beloved Jon Batiste won big at the Academy Awards last night, bringing home the trophy for Best Score for the film “Soul.” Congratulations Jon! Travel-hungry Americans may also feel like winners today after learning that Europe will allow them to visit this summer, provided they show proof of vaccination.

Quarantinewhile… Will D.C. Police Face Justice After Drag Race Wreck?

Quarantinewhile… Stephen expresses concern about the dangerous and irresponsible actions of some speed-demon cops in the nation’s capital.

Bouncer kicks out Lindsey Graham for insane argument

After Lindsey Graham told Chris Wallace he doesn’t believe systemic racism exists because of Barack Obama and Kamala Harris’s electoral success, a bouncer kicks him out for his spurious argument.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Pandemic-Era Oscars, Another Gender Reveal Fiasco & An Insurrectionist Bumble Bust

Daniel Kaluuya got an Oscar and a beatdown from his mom in the same night, a gender reveal gone wrong results in a huge explosion, and a man is arrested after a Bumble match reported him for storming the Capitol.

India’s “Tsunami” of COVID & The U.S.’s Slowing Vaccine Demand

Vaccine demand in the United States has gone down significantly, and a massive surge in coronavirus cases devastates India.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Caitlyn Jenner Announces Run for Governor of California

GOP and Fox News Spread an Insane New Lie About Biden Banning Meat: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at the House GOP leader stonewalling a commission to investigate the Capitol insurrection and conservatives coming up with an insane new lie about Joe Biden.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel on the 2021 Oscars & Guillermo on the Red Carpet!

Jimmy breaks down all of the biggest moments from the Oscars, and he talks about the memorial for legendary hip hop artist DMX, Caitlyn Jenner running for Governor of California, the CDC saying that 8% of people who got their first dose of the vaccine have not returned for their second, the Republican led Senate in Arizona calling for an audit of the results in Maricopa County by a company called “Cyber Ninjas,” and in keeping with tradition here at the show Guillermo hits the Oscars red carpet to interview the stars: Paul Raci, Steven Yeun, Lee Isaac Chung, Yuh-Jung Youn, Han Ye-Ri, Marlee Matlin, Alan S. Kim, Daniel Kaluuya, Leslie Odom Jr., Maria Bakalova, Regina King, Andra Day, Riz Ahmed, Sergio Chamy, Viola Davis & Tyler Perry from a safe distance.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

What’s the Biggest Thing You’ve Stolen?

James kicks off the show with an Academy Awards recap and a petition to bring Billy Crystal back to the Oscars. After, a story about a video rental 21-years late kicks off a discussion with everyone in the studio about the biggest thing they’ve ever stolen – and we run the gamut.

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There are volcanoes erupting all over the planet: Iceland, Italy, St. Vincent in the Caribbean, Hawaii and Alaska. The most active region is the Pacific Ring of Fire.

The Ring of Fire includes the Pacific coasts of South America, North America and Kamchatka, and some islands in the western Pacific Ocean. Although there is consensus among geologists about almost all areas which are included in the Ring of Fire, they disagree about the inclusion or exclusion of a few areas, for example, the Antarctic Peninsula and western Indonesia.

The Ring of Fire is a direct result of plate tectonics: specifically the movement, collision and destruction of lithospheric plates under and around the Pacific Ocean.[3] The collisions have created a nearly continuous series of subduction zones, where volcanoes are created and earthquakes occur. Consumption of oceanic lithosphere at these convergent plate boundaries has formed oceanic trenches, volcanic arcs, back-arc basins and volcanic belts.

The Ring of Fire is not a single geological structure. Volcanic eruptions and earthquakes in each part of the Ring of Fire occur independently of eruptions and earthquakes in the other parts of the Ring.

The Ring of Fire contains approximately 850–1,000 volcanoes that have been active during the last 11,700 years (about two-thirds of the world’s total). The four largest volcanic eruptions on Earth in the last 11,700 years occurred at volcanoes in the Ring of Fire. More than 350 of the Ring of Fire’s volcanoes have been active in historical times.

Beside and among the currently active and dormant volcanoes of the Ring of Fire are belts of older extinct volcanoes, which were formed long ago by subduction in the same way as the currently active and dormant volcanoes; the extinct volcanoes last erupted many thousands or millions of years ago. The Ring of Fire has existed for more than 35 million years but subduction has existed for much longer in some parts of the Ring of Fire.

Most of Earth’s active volcanoes with summits above sea level are located in the Ring of Fire. Many of these subaerial volcanoes are stratovolcanoes (e.g. Mount St Helens), which are formed by explosive eruptions of tephra, alternating with effusive eruptions of lava flows. Lavas at the Ring of Fire’s stratovolcanoes are mainly andesite and basaltic andesite but dacite, rhyolite, basalt and some other rarer types also occur.[6] Other types of volcano are also found in the Ring of Fire, such as subaerial shield volcanoes (e.g. Plosky Tolbachik), and submarine seamounts (e.g. Monowai).

The world’s highest active volcano is Ojos del Salado (6,893 m (22,615 ft)), which is in the Andes Mountains section of the Ring of Fire. It forms part of the border between Argentina and Chile and it last erupted in AD 750. Another Ring of Fire Andean volcano on the Argentina-Chile border is Llullaillaco (6,739 m (22,110 ft)), which is the world’s highest historically active volcano, last erupting in 1877.

About 76% of the Earth’s seismic energy is released as earthquakes in the Ring of Fire. About 90% of the Earth’s earthquakes and about 81% of the world’s largest earthquakes occur along the Ring of Fire.

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The Breakfast Club (Fight For You)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

President and Civil War general Ulysses S. Grant born; Explorer Ferdinand Magellan killed; U.S. Marines attack North Africa during the First Barbary War; Ailing baseball star Babe Ruth honored

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Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

The greatness of a community is most accurately measured by the compassionate actions of its members.

Coretta Scott King

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