Yeah, this is why I use a pseudonym.

I’m kinda Internet proof. If you use my real name, the first hundred or so matches?

Well, they’re not me.

Under ek I’m not as famous as I was when I was resident at the orange insane asylum run by the Bösendorfer idiot (and I’m not kidding at all when I say I also own one and made him a generous offer, lock, stock, and barrel) and no longer out-Google my Sparks and Cliffs Notes and you know something?

I’m actually much happier. My Therapist agrees.

I’ve been acting since before I read Double Star (Imposter Syndrome, ask Michelle) and I’ve basically been wearing a physical disguise for over a decade though all I really need is a pebble in my shoe. I must say the ability to run around with a bandana like the Frito Bandito without arousing comment is amazingly liberating.

I hope it remains a custom because only something like that is going to thwart this intrusive technology.

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TMC keeps pitching Tahiti as the new World Headquarters.

The Breakfast Club (Robes)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

England’s King John signs the Magna Carta; A deadly steamboat fire in New York City; Jordan’s King Hussein weds American Lisa Halaby; Arlington National Cemetery created; Singer Ella Fitzgerald dies.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks.

Mo Udall

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Limit Dow(n)?

Welcome to Monday you gamblers.

You know, in the United States, there are two zeros- Zero and Double Zero.

Dow futures plunge 800 points as Wall Street looks set to extend last week’s sharp losses
by Yun Li, CNBC
Sun, Jun 14

Stock futures fell in early morning trading on Monday, pointing to more losses ahead as investors grapple with signs of a second wave of coronavirus cases as the economy reopens.

Futures on the Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped 810 points, implying a drop of more than 882 points at the Monday open. S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 futures also pointed to Monday opening declines for the two indexes.

The early morning action in futures markets followed a big pullback last week triggered by rising fears of a resurgence in the virus as well as investors’ profit-taking after the massive comeback.

The Dow and S&P 500 lost 5.5% and 4.7% last week, respectively, while the Nasdaq shed 2.3%. All three major equity benchmarks suffered their worst week since March 20.

“The meltup may need to take a break, as sentiment has turned too bullish too rapidly,” Ed Yardeni, president and chief investment strategist at Yardeni Research, said in a note on Sunday. “Now that reopening is happening, there’s fear of suboptimal results: less social distancing triggering a second wave of the virus, followed by another round of lockdowns.”

States in the reopening process including Alabama, California, Florida and North Carolina are reporting a rise in daily new coronavirus cases. Texas and North Carolina reported a record number of virus-related hospitalizations Saturday.

Meanwhile, Governor Andrew Cuomo warned New Yorkers against triggering a second wave of the coronavirus. He said on Sunday the state has received 25,000 complaints about businesses violating rules of the phased reopening, threatening to take liquor licenses from bars and restaurants.

“The COVID deterioration in certain states will stay an overhang for the market, although it would take a sustained increase in US numbers overall to spark a dramatic shift in the narrative,” Vital Knowledge founder Adam Crisafulli said in a note on Sunday.

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin told CNBC on Thursday that shutting down the economy for a second time to slow Covid-19 isn’t a viable option as it will “create more damage.”

After last week’s sell-off, the S&P 500 is down 5.8% on the year, still more than 38% higher from its March low. The 30-stock Dow is down 10.2% year to date.

Prediction- by November we will have given back every economic gain in the last 4 years. British GDP is already down 20% in April alone (of course they have other problems like Brexit and Boris Johnson).

But it’s free Monopoly money if you get it from the Fed so why not?

Rant of the Week: Vic Dibetetto – Flags and Statues

Brooklyn native and philosopher Vic DiBetto calmly and rationally discusses the banning of the display of the Confederate flag, the removing of statues of the Confederate leaders and the renaming military bases.

Some Wisdom from Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian

Look, I never use “America” as a synonym for “The United States of” because it’s two Continents and an Isthmus with over 30 separate Nations including some that are bigger.

However Mrs. Betty Bowers may very well be America’s Best Christian.

Happy Birthday Asshole.

No Sports?

2020 Lancaster Open Archery Classic- Pro Finals

The Breakfast Club (Cake)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club!

AP’s Today in History for June 14th

Nazi Germany’s troops enter Paris during World War II; TWA Flight 847 hijacked; Stars and Stripes adopted as official U.S. flag; Leftist guerrilla Che Guevara and real estate mogul Donald Trump born.

Breakfast Tune Satan Is My Motor – Cake (Banjo Cover)

Something to think about, Breakfast News & Blogs below

 
Top 16 Euphemisms US Headline Writers Used for Police Beating the Shit Out of People
NEIL DEMAUSE, FAIRNESS & ACCURACY IN REPORTING

“After Curfew, Detroit Police Act Aggressively to Disperse Protesters Who Refused to Leave” (Detroit Free Press, 5/31/20)

“Minneapolis Officers Use More Aggressive Tactics Against Protesters as Rallies Flare Around US” (NBC News, 5/31/20)

“An Agitated Trump Encourages Governors to Use Aggressive Tactics on Protesters” (CNN, 6/1/20)

“Police Turn More Aggressive Against Protesters and Bystanders Alike, Adding to Disorder” (Washington Post, 5/31/20)

“After Curfew, Protesters Are Again Met With Strong Police Response in New York City” (New York Times, 6/4/20)

“Six Atlanta Police Officers Charged in Forceful Arrests of College Students in Car” (ABC News, 6/2/20)

“Despite Curfews and Heavy Police Presence, Protests Persist Across the Country” (NPR, 6/2/20)

“Low-Flying Helicopters, Heavy Police Presence Used to Disperse Protesters After DC Goes Under Curfew” (Washington Business Journal, 6/2/20)

“While Tensions Between Police and Protesters Boiled Over in Some Cities, Other Officers Joined the Movement” (CNN, 6/1/20)

“’Rush the Crowd’: Protesters Clash With Officers at End of Peaceful Rally” (WDJT, 6/4/20)

“Fiery Clashes Erupt Between Police and Protesters Over George Floyd Death” (New York Times, 5/30/20)

“Clash Between Police and Protesters in Brockton Brings Out Fireworks and Tear Gas” (WBTS, 6/2/20)

“De Blasio Denounced After Police Forcefully Clash With Protesters” (New York Times, 6/4/20)

“Mayor Downplays Rough Police Treatment of NYC Protesters” (AP, 6/5/20)

“Floyd Protests Suppressed in NYC as Police Enforce Curfew” (KIRO, 6/3/20)

“Retreat or Deploy? Nation’s Police Try to Balance Protest Response” (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 5/30/20)

 

 

Something to think about over coffee prozac

 
Biden Flattered His 1994 Crime Bill Suddenly Starting To Receive So Much Attention
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Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition

Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition” is an Open Thread. It is a selection of editorials and opinions from around the news medium and the internet blogs. The intent is to provide a forum for your reactions and opinions, not just to the opinions presented, but to what ever you find important.

On Sunday mornings we present a preview of the guests on the morning talk shows so you can choose which ones to watch or some do something more worth your time on a Sunday morning.

Follow us on Twitter @StarsHollowGzt

The Sunday Talking Heads:

This Week with George Stephanopolis: The guests on Sunday’s “This Week” are: Housing and Urban Development Secretary Dr. Ben Carson; Sen. James Lankford (R-OK); and Fair Fight Founder Stacey Abrams.

The roundtable guests are: Associate Professor at the Harvard Kennedy School Leah Wright Rigueur; Democracy for America CEO Yvette Simpson; former Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) and former Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D?- Chicago).

Face the Nation: Host Margaret Brennan’s guests are: Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC); Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ); Carmen Best, Chief of the Seattle Police Department; Rob S. Kaplan, President and CEO of the Dallas Federal Reserve; and Dr. Scott Gottlieb, former commissioner of the US FDA.

Meet the Press with Chuck Todd: The guests on this week’s “MTP” are: Former U.S. Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates; virologist, Joseph Fair; Infectious Diseases Physician Dr. Nahid Bhadelia; and Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC).

The panel guests are: MSNBC host Kasie Hunt; New York Times correspondent Helene Cooper; and Chief Political Correspondent for Politico, Tim Alberta.

State of the Union with Jake Tapper: Mr. Tapper’s guests are: Sen. James Lankford (R-OK); Majority Whip James E. Clyburn (D-SC); Director of the United States National Economic Council Larry Kudlow; and Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN).

His panel guests are:

Some Trevor Noah

I have not gone back to covering this on the reg. I find most of Late Night exceptionally painful and unfunny and my policy of absolutely no Cable News and no Late Night is fully supported by my Therapist.

This is not funny either but it’s a pretty fair summary in case I missed anything important.

The Masque of the Red States

It was in the blue room where stood the prince, with a group of pale courtiers by his side. At first, as he spoke, there was a slight rushing movement of this group in the direction of the intruder, who at the moment was also near at hand, and now, with deliberate and stately step, made closer approach to the speaker. But from a certain nameless awe with which the mad assumptions of the mummer had inspired the whole party, there were found none who put forth hand to seize him; so that, unimpeded, he passed within a yard of the prince’s person; and, while the vast assembly, as if with one impulse, shrank from the centres of the rooms to the walls, he made his way uninterruptedly, but with the same solemn and measured step which had distinguished him from the first, through the blue chamber to the purple — through the purple to the green — through the green to the orange — through this again to the white — and even thence to the violet, ere a decided movement had been made to arrest him. It was then, however, that the Prince Prospero, maddening with rage and the shame of his own momentary cowardice, rushed hurriedly through the six chambers, while none followed him on account of a deadly terror that had seized upon all. He bore aloft a drawn dagger, and had approached, in rapid impetuosity, to within three or four feet of the retreating figure, when the latter, having attained the extremity of the velvet apartment, turned suddenly and confronted his pursuer. There was a sharp cry — and the dagger dropped gleaming upon the sable carpet, upon which, instantly afterwards, fell prostrate in death the Prince Prospero. Then, summoning the wild courage of despair, a throng of the revellers at once threw themselves into the black apartment, and, seizing the mummer, whose tall figure stood erect and motionless within the shadow of the ebony clock, gasped in unutterable horror at finding the grave-cerements and corpse-like mask which they handled with so violent a rudeness, untenanted by any tangible form.

And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.

It really doesn’t matter if you know with firm and delusional conviction that you are among the Elect!, who, having suffered this Vale of Tears, will sit at the Right Hand of the Lord.

That’s why they handle snakes, it’s a Faith test.

Looking forward to Jacksonville, I really am, because these guys deserve their Darwin Award. The down side is that Republicans don’t walk around with “Asshole” tattooed on their foreheads so sometimes it’s hard to tell until they open their mouths and then it’s too late.

Though not gloving and masking out of courtesy to others is a good tell.

‘All of a Sudden It Blows Up’: Arkansas’ COVID Problem Is Just Getting Started
by Olivia Messer, Daily Beast
Jun. 13, 2020

For those hoping a slew of Southern and rural states might have avoided the worst of the pandemic entirely, Friday’s case counts provided a grim answer.

Arizona, North Carolina, California, Florida, and Texas hit record daily highs of COVID-19 infections this week, as state public health leaders pleaded with their communities to take the ongoing crisis seriously.

But there are few states whose experience of the coronavirus pandemic has shifted more radically in recent weeks than Arkansas.

On Friday, the state reported that there were 731 new cases, a record increase. Those numbers brought the cumulative total there to 11,547, of which 3,764 were active. At last count, 176 people had died from the virus.

Even if Arkansas saw its first COVID-19 case in March—and has had its share of “super-spreader” events—experts painted a picture of communities there facing the pandemic’s full fury for the first time.

“It’s part of a broad pattern in the U.S. of resurgent infections that are sweeping across many states,” said William Haseltine, a public health expert, former Harvard Medical School professor known for his work on HIV, and the president of the global health think tank ACCESS Health International. “We’re about to see hospital systems in states like Arkansas…. begin to experience what we did in New York, with facilities being overwhelmed by this epidemic.”

Washington Regional Medical System in Fayetteville, Arkansas, called attention to the “serious public health emergency” caused by a “significant” surge in community spread in the northwest region of the state in a letter on Wednesday.

“On May 12, there were four COVID-19 positive patients in Northwest Arkansas hospitals,” said Birch Wright, the chief operating officer and administrator for the facility. “Since then, we’ve seen the number of hospitalizations double every week, and we now have more than 70 COVID-19 positive patients in area hospitals.”

“It is important for our community to understand that we are not seeing more hospitalizations simply because more testing is being done,” added Wright. “We are seeing more hospitalizations because more people in our area are being infected with the virus.”

In the past week, Wright said, Washington Regional had seen a 170 percent increase in the number of tests performed at screening clinics, and a 350 percent increase in the number of hospitalized COVID-19 patients. Of those, it also saw more critically ill virus patients, with more than 30 percent of those who’d been hospitalized requiring ventilator support.

The hospital opened a second inpatient care unit on Tuesday to handle the rush of “suspected and confirmed COVID-19 patients,” noted Wright, in addition to re-opening a separate clinic in Fayetteville dedicated to handling the increased demand for screening and testing for individuals who do not have symptoms but believe they have had exposure.

But even with those stats coming from the state health department and local hospitals, this week, Gov. Asa Hutchinson said the state will move forward with Phase 2 of lifting its restrictions on businesses—like restaurants, schools, and gyms—on Monday, June 15. (Though it never imposed a full lockdown, the state did rein in public gatherings.) That tension mirrors the same phased reopenings in Texas, California, Florida, and Arizona, where cases were also surging on Friday.

As news broke all over the country this week of states’ record-high daily case counts, Dr. Robert Redfield, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, said that “we still have a lot of work ahead as we reopen America.” He addressed reporters directly in a telebriefing, the CDC’s first since March 14, to debut a set of guidelines for Americans to follow in daily life, including wearing masks to the bank and washing hands at dine-in restaurants.

Ok. Here’s where you stop and remark, “First since March 14th?!”

Yes.

“It continues to be extremely important that we embrace the recommendations of social distancing, hand washing, and wearing a face covering in public,” said Redfield. “It’s important that we remember this situation is unprecedented and that the pandemic has not ended.”

Well, if you want to live.

And as I say, your Suicidal Ideation bothers me not a bit unless you land on me in your Doom Plunge or I pick up a Flat from your flaming Bridge Abutment wreckage.

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Terror from the Year 5000

Eh, we should be so lucky. Truth is that there are at least 5000 Years of Recorded History so the Year 5000 could be right about…

Now, actually.

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