The past is never dead. It’s not even past.

The Jungle

There were the men in the pickle rooms, for instance, where old Antanas had gotten his death; scarce a one of these that had not some spot of horror on his person. Let a man so much as scrape his finger pushing a truck in the pickle rooms, and he might have a sore that would put him out of the world; all the joints in his fingers might be eaten by the acid, one by one.

Of the butchers and floorsmen, the beef-boners and trimmers, and all those who used knives, you could scarcely find a person who had the use of his thumb; time and time again the base of it had been slashed, till it was a mere lump of flesh against which the man pressed the knife to hold it. The hands of these men would be criss-crossed with cuts, until you could no longer pretend to count them or to trace them. They would have no nails,–they had worn them off pulling hides; their knuckles were swollen so that their fingers spread out like a fan.

There were men who worked in the cooking rooms, in the midst of steam and sickening odors, by artificial light; in these rooms the germs of tuberculosis might live for two years, but the supply was renewed every hour.

There were the beef-luggers, who carried two-hundred-pound quarters into the refrigerator-cars; a fearful kind of work, that began at four o’clock in the morning, and that wore out the most powerful men in a few years.

There were those who worked in the chilling rooms, and whose special disease was rheumatism; the time limit that a man could work in the chilling rooms was said to be five years.

There were the wool-pluckers, whose hands went to pieces even sooner than the hands of the pickle men; for the pelts of the sheep had to be painted with acid to loosen the wool, and then the pluckers had to pull out this wool with their bare hands, till the acid had eaten their fingers off.

There were those who made the tins for the canned meat; and their hands, too, were a maze of cuts, and each cut represented a chance for blood poisoning. Some worked at the stamping machines, and it was very seldom that one could work long there at the pace that was set, and not give out and forget himself and have a part of his hand chopped off.

There were the “hoisters,” as they were called, whose task it was to press the lever which lifted the dead cattle off the floor. They ran along upon a rafter, peering down through the damp and the steam; and as old Durham’s architects had not built the killing room for the convenience of the hoisters, at every few feet they would have to stoop under a beam, say four feet above the one they ran on; which got them into the habit of stooping, so that in a few years they would be walking like chimpanzees.

Worst of any, however, were the fertilizer men, and those who served in the cooking rooms. These people could not be shown to the visitor for the odor of a fertilizer man would scare any ordinary visitor at a hundred yards, and as for the other men, who worked in tank rooms full of steam, and in some of which there were open vats near the level of the floor, their peculiar trouble was that they fell into the vats; and when they were fished out, there was never enough of them left to be worth exhibiting, sometimes they would be overlooked for days, till all but the bones of them had gone out to the world as Durham’s Pure Leaf Lard!

1906.

2020.

Trump to Order U.S. Meat Plants to Stay Open Amid Pandemic
By Jennifer Jacobs, Bloomberg News
4/28/20

President Donald Trump plans to order meat-processing plants to remain open, declaring them critical infrastructure as the nation confronts growing disruptions to the food supply from the coronavirus outbreak, a person familiar with the matter said.

Trump plans to use the Defense Production Act to order the companies to stay open during the pandemic, and the government will provide additional protective gear for employees as well as guidance, according to the person.

Trump signaled the executive action at the White House on Tuesday, saying he planned to sign an order aimed at Tyson Foods Inc.’s liability, which had become “a road block” for the company. He didn’t elaborate.

The order, though, will not be limited to Tyson, the person said. It will affect many processing plants supplying beef, chicken, eggs and pork.

Trump’s order sets the stage for a showdown between America’s meat giants, who’ve been pressing to reopen plants hit by mass outbreaks, and local officials and labor unions who’ve called for closures and are trying to prevent the virus from spreading. The president himself has long agitated for Americans to return to work and restore a U.S. economy crippled by social distancing measures.

The White House decided to make the move amid estimates that as much as 80% of U.S. meat production capacity could shut down. Meat stocks rose on the news.

Illnesses in the meat-processing industry and shifts in demand after restaurants closed have disrupted the supply chain. Dairy farmers are dumping milk that can’t be sold to processors, broiler operations have been breaking eggs to reduce supplies and some fruit and vegetables are rotting in fields amid labor and distribution disruptions.

Many low-income Americans, meanwhile, have been waiting in long lines at food banks, which have reported shortages.

Asked about the country’s food supply, Trump said: “There’s plenty of supply.”

The Defense Production Act allows the government broad power to direct industrial production in crises. Trump has previously invoked the law — or threatened to invoke it — in order to increase the supply of medical gear including ventilators, masks and swabs to test for coronavirus infection.

The White House has been discussing the order with meatpacking executives to determine what they need to operate safely and stay open, in order to prevent shortages, the person said. White House General Counsel Pat Cipollone worked with private companies to design a federal mandate to keep the plants open and to provide them additional virus testing capacity as well as protective gear.

Trump acted one day after Iowa’s two U.S. senators and its governor urged the administration to invoke the DPA to keep meatpackers open and reopen closed facilities “as soon as it is possible to do so safely.” Iowa produces one-third of the nation’s pork supply, according to the state officials.

The officials also asked for federal assistance in euthanizing pigs and reimbursing hog farmers for their losses due to closures of processing facilities.

Across the country, at least 6,500 meat processing employees have been impacted by the virus, meaning they either tested positive for the disease or had to go into self-quarantine, according to the United Food and Commercial Workers Union, the largest private-sector union. Twenty workers have died.

At least 22 meat plants have closed within the past two months, reducing pork processing capacity by 25% and beef processing capacity by 10%, according to UFCW. Farmers have animals with nowhere to go as a result, and the situation is so dire that the U.S. Department of Agriculture is setting up a center to help growers with “depopulation and disposal methods” for animals.

Experts have warned the U.S. could be just weeks away from fresh meat shortages. While inventories can provide some cushion, stockpiles are limited.

Total American meat supplies in cold-storage facilities are equal to roughly two weeks of production. With most plant shutdowns lasting about 14 days for safety reasons, that further underscores the potential for deficits.

And the shutdowns are happening at a time when global meat supplies were already tight. China, the world’s top hog producer, has been battling an outbreak of African swine fever, which destroyed millions of the country’s pigs.

Oddly enough the outrage created by Upton Sinclair’s book was based not on the horrific working conditions, but on the revulsion that there might be their remains mixed in with the Lard (not to mention the many other unsanitary practices).

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Look, Stars Hollow sucks too.

Hey! Not New Haven.

Not New Haven either.

The Breakfast Club (Best Form Of Government)

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Italy’s dictator Benito Mussolini killed; Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein born; Muhammad Ali refuses military induction during the Vietnam War; The first space tourist; ‘Tonight Show’ host Jay Leno born.

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A Daily-ish Nightly

 
Dr. Anthony Fauci Cold Open – SNL


 
Weekend Update Home Edition: Trump Suggests Injecting Disinfectant – SNL

 
Message from Gov. Whitmer – SNL

 
Don Trump The Science-ish Guy: Disinfectant Injections | The Daily Social Distancing Show

 
The Daily Show Foxsplains Coronavirus | The Daily Social Distancing Show

 
Sam’s Nature Gym | Full Frontal on TBS

 
Pandemic Pets Should Have A “No Return Policy” | Full Frontal on TBS

 
Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump & Vegas Mayor Compete for Who’s Crazier

 
Meet The Former Dog Breeder In Charge Of Coronavirus Response At HHS

 
Mitch McConnell’s “Screw The States” Plan Riles Lawmakers From Both Parties

 

Pondering the Pundits

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Frank Bruni: Injections of Bleach? Beams of Light? Trump Is Self-Destructing Before Our Eyes

The notion that he is bound for four more years is pure superstition.

“And he’s going to get re-elected.”

Not a day goes by without several friends — Republicans as well as Democrats — saying that to me. It’s the blunt coda to a bloated recitation of Donald Trump’s failures during this pandemic. It’s a whimper of surrender following a scream of disbelief.

Tens of thousands of Americans die; what does the president do? Spreads bad information. Seeds false hope. Reinvents history, reimagines science, prattles on about his supposed heroism, bellyaches about his self-proclaimed martyrdom and savages anyone who questions his infallibility. In lieu of leadership, grandstanding. In place of empathy, a snit. And he’s going to get re-elected.

With that refrain we perform a spiritual prophylaxis. We prepare for despair.

But somewhere along the way, we started to confuse a coping mechanism with reasoned analysis. We began to treat a verbal tic as inevitable truth.

It isn’t. While Trump may indeed be careening toward four more years, it’s at least as possible that he’s self-destructing before our eyes. [..]

Don’t tell me that his nightly briefings are just a new version of the old stadium rallies; their backdrop of profound suffering makes them exponentially harder to stomach. Americans who take any comfort from them were Trump-drunk long ago. The unbesotted see and hear the president for what he is: a tone-deaf showman who regards everything, even a mountain of corpses, as a stage.

Michelle Goldberg: Coronavirus and the Price of Trump’s Delusions

A cult of personality is no match for a pandemic.

In an interview with The Washington Post on Tuesday, Dr. Robert Redfield, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, warned that a second wave of coronavirus infections this coming winter “will actually be even more difficult than the one we just went through,” because it will coincide with flu season. He also called the protests against stay-at-home orders “not helpful.”

Donald Trump was apparently not pleased, tweeting that Redfield was “totally misquoted by Fake News @CNN.” On Wednesday evening, after another rant about fake news, Trump brought Redfield onstage at his daily press briefing, where Redfield had the unenviable task of trying to explain his remarks, which he acknowledged were quoted accurately, without contradicting the president. The fall and winter might be “more difficult and potentially more complicated” due to the confluence of coronavirus and influenza, Redfield said, but that didn’t mean the second wave would be “worse.”

Trump, meanwhile, spoke of the crisis in the past tense, as something America is now emerging from, suggesting that all the country will face in the future is “some embers of corona.” The day before, the country had recorded around 2,200 deaths, making it one of the deadliest days of the pandemic in the United States.

Over the last three and a half years, Americans have had to accustom themselves to a relentless, numbing barrage of lies from the federal government. In one sector after another, we’ve seen experts systemically purged and replaced with toadying apparatchiks. The few professionals who’ve kept their jobs have often had to engage in degrading acts of public obeisance more common to autocracies. Public policy has zigzagged according to presidential whim. Empirical reality has been subsumed to Trump’s cult of personality.

Amanda Marcotte: Now that Trump has suggested we shoot up Lysol, can cable news stop airing this crap?

“I’m like a person who has a good,” said the president of the United States, pointing to his head. Fact check: No

First things first: Don’t buy the right-wing media outlets trying to spin this. Donald Trump absolutely went on live TV and floated injecting household disinfectants into people’s lungs as a potential cure for the novel coronavirus.

Moreover, in what may be the most narcissistic act in all of human history, he implied that the reason this hasn’t been tried yet is because the entire medical establishment was not clever enough to think of it, and that only the mighty Doctor Trump has the genius brain to come up with such an idea. [..]

There has been a debate raging for a couple of weeks now over whether or not cable news networks should stop airing the live feeds of these daily rants disguised as press briefings. This moment, in a sane world, would end that debate.

By running his “briefings” unmediated every day, cable news is giving Trump the trappings of presidential authority that, in turn, create the illusion that he’s an expert whose advice should be trusted. Those trappings are incredibly powerful, especially for the nearly 63 million people who voted for Trump and dearly don’t want to believe they supported an imbecile who advises people to inject poisonous chemicals. [..]

In other words, what happened on Thursday was exactly what it looked like: A man who thinks he knows everything but actually knows nothing, who only halfway absorbed a presentation about how disinfectant and sunlight can kill the virus. He used this tidbit of information to bullshit wildly, saying stuff that was painfully dumb and dangerous because he is too lazy and stupid to have learned that household cleaners are poisonous.

This is not a person who should be presented on TV with the trappings of authority. If cable news networks want to air the daily briefings live, then for the sake of their viewers’ safety, they should cut away any time this “fucking moron” (in Rex Tillerson’s immortal phrase) takes the microphone. The only people who should be live on CNN are actual public health officials. This isn’t a game. People’s lives are on the line.

Multi Level Marketing

While the money to be made is from recruiting others to sell for you and a never ending Fraudulent Pyramid Scheme, the McGuffin grunt work of the Business model that is actually supposed to deliver real products to consumers is Door to Door Sales.

Kind of difficult to get people to invite you into their kitchen to talk about Vitamins and Dietary Supplements (I’ll note right here that some of my dumber Michigan relatives are heavily invested in Nutralite, part of the Amway Empire) during a Plague.

But- Darwin. You have to be an idiot to buy it and a bigger idiot to sell it so, bring out your dead!

It is no surprise then that Betsy DeVos the Amway Goldigger is 1000% behind lifting any Coronavirus restrictions. The Cure can’t be worse than the Disease.

Why the DeVos family’s backing of the Michigan protests is no surprise
by Adam Gabbatt, The Guardian
Sun 26 Apr 2020

While the anti-coronavirus lockdowns springing up around the US came as a surprise to many, the involvement of the conservative billionaire DeVos family, repeated donors to a slew of dubious rightwing causes, should not.

The family – which includes Betsy DeVos, Trump’s education secretary – has been a regular donor to the Michigan Freedom Fund, which helped promote a Michigan protest against the state’s stay-at-home orders in mid-April.

That rally, which saw about 3,000 people descend on the state’s capitol building, in Lansing, sparked a slew of other protests in states, and an endorsement from Trump.

But the DeVoses’ donations to the Michigan Freedom Fund – more than half a million dollars over the past four years, including from Betsy DeVos herself – are the tip of an iceberg of support for conservative causes.

The family, which has a net worth of $5.6bn accrued through a sprawling business, handed over
more than $10m to Republican candidates and groups during the 2016 election, and has pushed causes including Christian schools and the opposition of equal rights for LGBT people.

It was a Michigan organization that has landed DeVos in the news over the past two weeks. The Michigan Freedom Fund, which “fights to champion conservative policies on behalf of Michigan taxpayers” – including lower taxes – helped promote a rally in Michigan against the state’s stay-at-home order.

The MFF, which is chaired by Betsy and Dick DeVos’ longtime political adviser, Greg McNeilly, helped promote, rather than organize, the Michigan rally.

But the MFF exists, in large part, due to the DeVos family’s largesse.

The organization has received more than $500,000 from a slew of family members. As well as Betsy DeVos, her husband donated $80,000 just last year. Betsy DeVos’ brother-in-law Daniel and sister-in-law have also handed over tens of thousands to the fund.

No Conflict of Interest here!

Just as a subtle reminder this is what John Oliver had to say about Multilevel Marketing (no show this week).

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Missouri really doesn’t have a very pleasant history.

The Breakfast Club (Too Great A Burden)

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Rant of the Week: Vic Dibitetto – “Patriots” and Nazi Flags

Apparently, I wasn’t the only one to notice this nearly five minute rant on what the Feds need to do by Vic Dibitetto who is from Brooklyn, NY. The accent is a dead giveaway. Jack Holmes of Eaquire Politics also took note of Vic’s “expletive laden” tirade on the toll the coronavirus lock down has taken on renters and homeowners.

After 4.4 million more Americans filed for unemployment in the last week, the total number of claims since the novel coronavirus pandemic hit—and brought with it a necessary economic lockdown—is over 26 million. All job gains in the decade since the Great Recession have been wiped out. The people who’ve lost their jobs have been funneled into beefed-up (but often overwhelmed) state unemployment systems. With some luck, they’ll qualify for benefits to supplement the onetime $1,200 check from the IRS. And then, when the cataclysm recedes, they’ll have to try to get a job again.

But though the economy has stopped, the bills have not. Even in a scenario where we were to make the mistake of broadly reopening now, people would not go out to restaurants or fly on airplanes as normal. They don’t want to get sick. It’s a pandemic. Markets are mortally wounded. The state must step in, even in a country as poisoned against its own democratic self-government as the United States has become. People have severely reduced, or completely eliminated, incomes. They can’t pay their bills, even if they keep piling up.

The most absurd extension of this involves housing. Many jurisdictions have enacted moratoriums on evictions and foreclosures, meaning people who can’t pay their rent or mortgage can’t be thrown on the street during a pandemic. This is a good first step, but the effect is to create a financial cliff after three months. How are people whose income has been affected, or destroyed outright, supposed to pay three months in back rent this summer when they probably will struggle to pay one month’s? Even if they get unemployment and the $1,200, there are other expenses. They might have kids, or an elderly relative to take care of, or healthcare costs, or student-loan debt. We’re a nation where huge numbers of people live paycheck to paycheck, and for a lot of people, the paychecks aren’t coming in anymore. [..]

This is Vic Dibitetto, a New York comedian with a phenomenal accent who is exactly right. A onetime payment of $1,200, as he well illustrated by listing off all the financial obligations a head-of-household might have, is not sufficient. The government should set up recurring payments for the duration of the crisis. This acknowledges reality and also would function as a temporary experiment in universal basic income. Andrew Yang cheers.

But then Dibitetto got into the mortgage question with some aplomb. It’s a similar problem to the rent delay: how are people supposed to make three or four months’ worth of payments when they don’t have as much, or any, money coming in? The Wall Street Journalreported on this phenomenon Thursday, tracking the false promise of federal mortgage relief which has left many borrowers to be “told they will have to make lump-sum ‘balloon’ payments” when the forbearance period ends. “If mortgage servicers follow through with demands for lump-sum payments,” the WSJ tells us, “borrowers could be pushed into default, damaging their creditworthiness and compounding the financial pain inflicted by the downturn.” People can’t pay out of no fault of their own, then take further damage to their financial health in the bargain. It’s absurd, greed and capital run amok because political leaders in both parties have allowed it to happen through (bad or purposeful) design.

Vic explains it better.

 

Pravda and Izvestia

Back in the good old days of the Cold War when all you had to fear was imminent Nuclear Annihilation, the Soviet Union had two main Newspapers- Pravda and Izvestia.

Pravda means “Truth” and was the official organ of the Communist Party. Izvestia means “News” and was an official product of the Soviet Government. Not that they didn’t print facts occasionally, whether by accident or as sugar for the medicine, just that’s not what you should expect.

I think of the Washington Post as Pravda. It’s a Company Newsletter all about politics and since I write about politics I cite them frequently. If you are inclined to peruse I invite the same kind of filter you would apply to CNN– Not particularly Liberal. I have taken them to task recently for being especially stupid.

I think of The New York Times as more like Izvestia. All the news that fits, Oceania’s paper of record. I once held them in great respect, now I wish I still had a Cat (not that there aren’t other reasons like they’re affectionate and fun and low maintenance). It’s printed with Soy based ink which means you can even wrap your greasy Fish and Chips with it which is what makes it so popular on the Upper West Side. It used to arrive with a satisfying thump on my doorstep as I virtue signaled I was liberally hip.

Now I’d rather have Pravda. It is voluminous, cheap, and more focused on my research in Kremlinology.

It sometimes has some interesting sciency things and recipes, and if you live in the Tri! State! Area!, you can find stuff to do within a reasonable distance and I like to travel (D.C. is not a reasonable distance, have you looked at Congress? And I’d have to go through NYC anyway.).

But don’t mistake it for Truth or News, it’s pretty much pure propaganda.

The current contretempts is about their characterization of Drinking or Injecting Clorox, Lysol, or Isopropyl Alcohol as a thing some Doctors think is bad, implying they are a subset rather than an overwhelming Super Majority. My answer is

IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU CONSIDER INSTANT DEATH BAD!!!

You should really check out my Jack Sparrow joke.

As wrong as that is it’s not the worst thing that appeared in Izvestia this week. No, that would be Bret Stephens about how Red States shouldn’t have to suffer the excruciating pain of Social Distancing, the Estrangement from their God at this Holiest time of the Year, the Economic Consequences of having filthy and crowded Meatpacking Plants (over 100 years after Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle) all over the Country errupt as Coronavirus Hotspots and have to be shut down anyway as the Workers succumb to the infection. Not only do they die but the price of Meat goes through the roof.

Anyway his point is it’s not fair for everybody to go though this hardship just because New Yorkers have a few sniffles.

Why is this guy still on staff? Do you even know the name of your Newspaper?

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FEI World Cup from Göteborg, Sweden- Freestyle Finals 2019

What? Not enough Horsies for you? A 3 Hour summary.

Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about.

A 6 Minute summary.

No Horses were infected with Coronavirus during this event.

The Breakfast Club (San Luis Obispo, California, hello.)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club!

 

AP’s Today in History for April 26th

The Chernobyl nuclear accident; John Wilkes Booth, President Lincoln’s assassin, killed; Guernica bombed in the Spanish Civil War; Vermont enacts same-sex civil unions; TV star Lucille Ball dies.

 

Breakfast Tune Come On Eileen – Dexys Midnight Runners – Banjo Cover

 

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NEW EVIDENCE SUPPORTING CREDIBILITY OF TARA READE’S ALLEGATION AGAINST JOE BIDEN EMERGES
Ryan Grim, The Intercept

A NEW PIECE of evidence has emerged buttressing the credibility of Tara Reade’s claim that she told her mother about allegations of sexual harassment and assault related to her former boss, then-Sen. Joe Biden. Biden, through a spokesperson, has denied the allegations. Reade has claimed to various media outlets, including The Intercept, that she told her mother, a close friend, and her brother about both the harassment and, to varying degrees of detail, the assault at the time. Her brother, Collin Moulton, and her friend, who has asked to remain anonymous, both confirmed that they heard about the allegations from Reade at the time. Reade’s mother died in 2016, but both her brother and friend also confirmed Reade had told her mother, and that her mother, a longtime feminist and activist, urged her to go to the police.

In interviews with The Intercept, Reade also mentioned that her mother had made a phone call to “Larry King Live” on CNN, during which she made reference to her daughter’s experience on Capitol Hill. Reade told The Intercept that her mother called in asking for advice after Reade, then in her 20s, left Biden’s office. “I remember it being an anonymous call and her saying my daughter was sexually harassed and retaliated against and fired, where can she go for help? I was mortified,” Reade told me.

Reade couldn’t remember the date or the year of the phone call, and King didn’t include the names of callers on his show. I was unable to find the call, but mentioned it in an interview with Katie Halper, the podcast host who first aired Reade’s allegation. After the podcast aired, a listener managed to find the call and sent it to The Intercept.

On August 11, 1993, King aired a program titled, “Washington: The Cruelest City on Earth?” Toward the end of the program, he introduces a caller dialing in from San Luis Obispo, California. Congressional records list August 1993 as Reade’s last month of employment with Biden’s Senate office, and, according to property records, Reade’s mother, Jeanette Altimus, was living in San Luis Obispo County. Here is the transcript of the beginning of the call:

KING: San Luis Obispo, California, hello.

CALLER: Yes, hello. I’m wondering what a staffer would do besides go to the press in Washington? My daughter has just left there, after working for a prominent senator, and could not get through with her problems at all, and the only thing she could have done was go to the press, and she chose not to do it out of respect for him.

KING: In other words, she had a story to tell but, out of respect for the person she worked for, she didn’t tell it?

CALLER: That’s true.

King’s panel of guests offered no suggestions, and instead the conversation veered into a discussion of whether any of the men on set would leak damaging personal information about a rival to the press.

 

 

Something to think about over coffee prozac

 
MARCH 25, 2020: Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure
The Onion

EVANSTON, WY—Throwing bottles of bleach, ammonia, and Drano into a cart at his local grocery store, area man Troy Mitchell was reportedly stocking up on one of every cleaning product he could find Wednesday in case President Donald Trump announces it is a coronavirus cure. “I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner, Swiffer WetJet refills—you name it—just so me and my family will be ready if the president announces one of these things can treat Chinese virus,” said Mitchell, indiscriminately throwing containers of laundry detergent, Scrubbing Bubbles, grout whitener, steel wool, Febreze, Tilex mold and mildew remover, and laptop screen wipes into the cart, the contents of which rang up to $2,513.67 at checkout. “I’m not getting caught without some oven degreaser should Trump say it’s going to save us, so I better go ahead and grab me a bottle. After this, I’m hitting the hardware store to pick up a 5-gallon bucket of roof sealant to make sure I’m prepared in the event that turns out to be what gets rid of the Wuhan. Could just be 10 or 20 squirts of Windex into each nostril. You never know what might work in a pinch!” At press time, neighbors confirmed Mitchell had been found unresponsive on the floor of his bathroom with several empty aerosol cans of Rust-Oleum wax-and-tar-removing solvent by his head.

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