Angel from Montgomery

I never learned to love Montgomery, but I loved people I knew there.  

There was a dark-haired beauty whose fighter pilot husband had been taken by the horror in Vietnam, a frightened single-mother completely lost in this world.  I could never reach her, but I loved her.

We weren’t teenagers but we danced to this tune…and it has always reminded me of her.

There was a rich man’s daughter, a blonde butterfly trailing stardust as she flittered ’round the town.  She was easy and free, and a better person than I thought she was.  I liked being with her, but she could never reach me.  But I loved her too.  She once took me down the seven bridges road.

Then there was the leggy activist with a brilliant mind and a heart of gold.  Somehow we didn’t quite work out, our stars were crossed you might say…but she touched me deeply and I’ve never stopped thinking of her every now and again.  Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery.

And now a bonus video just ’cause I like it, a little ditty written back in the day by the Kinks’ Ray Davies and sung here by Don Dilego.

Through the Darkest of Nights: Testament IV

Every few days over the next several months I will be posting installments of a novel about life, death, war and politics in America since 9/11.  Through the Darkest of Nights is an intensely personal story of hope, reflection, determination, and redemption.  It is a testament to the progressive values we all believe in, have always defended, and always will defend no matter how long this darkness lasts.          

All installments are available for reading here on my page, and also here on Docudharma’s Fiction Page, where refuge from politicians, blogging overload, and one BushCo outrage after another can always be found.

   

Through the Darkest of Nights

Remembrance

    On the last night of her life, Sarah undressed silently, lay down beside me, and turned out the bedside light without a word.  She was usually very talkative, but that night she was solemn and seemed preoccupied.  Lying on the same bed we shared that night, in the same hotel room, listening to the INXS song we loved so much, I remember our last hours together.  

    The music takes me back . . . I remember every moment . . .

    “Is something wrong, Sarah?”

    “It’s just that . . . I’m sorry Jericho, I just don’t want to go to that meeting tomorrow.  I wish we could just stay here . . . .”

   “I can go with you.  You can meet me in Windows on the World after your meeting, we’ll have breakfast and then go to Central Park.  If the forecast is right it’s going to be a beautiful day.”

    “OK.  I’d like that.  But you don’t have to, I can just come back here. . .”

    “I want to, Sarah.  You must know why by now.   What does our song say?”

     She laughed.   “Don’t ask me . . . what you know is true . . . don’t have to tell you. . . I love your precious heart.”   She kissed me.  “And what else does it say?”    

     “I was standing . . . you were there . . . two worlds collided. . . and they could never tear us apart . . .”

     I held her in my arms, one kiss led to another, and we made love, we sought communion in this world of loneliness and heartbreak, and found it in each other. We consummated our passion, we drove the cruelty of the world away, we became one, moving with a rhythm as primal as it is transcendent, until the moment of release came, and the beating of our hearts subsided in the warm aftermath of our lovemaking.  

    I woke in the morning to the sound of the shower.  I was drifting off to sleep again when Sarah called my name and asked if I was awake.

    “Sort of . . . what time is it?”  

    “It’s time to bring me a towel.”

   Not accustomed to fetching towels for naked women, I found the process interesting.  In the warmth and steam of the bathroom, I pondered the selection available on the towel rack.   “Do you want the pink towel, or the other pink towel?”    

    Sarah opened the shower door.  Her wet skin glistening invitingly, she told me the choice was mine.  After careful deliberation I selected the left pink towel and unfolded it.  “I highly recommend this one, and would be happy to provide any further assistance you may require.”

     “I’m seeing indications of the kind of assistance you have in mind.”  Sarah’s eyes were appraising, her smile revealed her interest in pursuing the full range of enticing options available to us.  “But it’s almost eight o’clock and I have to get to the Trade Center.”  

    “We have to get to the Trade Center.”  

    “You don’t have to go.  I’ll just get this meeting over with and be back at ten.”  She stepped out of the shower.  Being assertive, demure and seductive at the same time is a fascinating combination.  

    “You’re so beautiful, Sarah.”

    “You probably say that to all the naked women your bring a towel to.”

    I didn’t hand her the towel, I toweled her dry myself.  Sarah saw the desire in my eyes, then reached out and tenderly closed them with her fingertips.  “You must listen to me now, Jericho. Are you listening?”

    “I’m listening . . .  I’m listening more closely than I have ever listened to anyone in my whole life.”

    Sarah embraced me, and whispered in my ear.

    “That doesn’t matter, Sarah, I love you.”

    “I’ve been wanting to tell you, but I’ve been waiting for the right time.”

    “Sarah, it doesn’t matter, it really doesn’t.”  

    “If this meeting doesn’t go well, its going to matter.  It’s going to matter to a lot of people.”

    Chastened, I watched Sarah get dressed, then pulled on some jeans and a shirt and walked down to the street with her.  “We all have wings, Jericho.  Never forget that.”

    “But some of us don’t know why.”

    “Most of us don’t even know we have wings, much less why.”  Sarah kissed me. “Not yet, but understanding is coming.  For everyone.  It’s not far away, it’s finally within reach.”  

    I cherish that last embrace, that last kiss, those last words of comfort in those last minutes of peace under that beautiful September sky.  

    An hour later I saw the Towers burning.  Sarah never had a chance, she was on the 98th floor of the North Tower.  I watched as people fell.   I watched as fathers fell . . . as mothers fell . . . as husbands fell. . . as wives fell. . . I watched them fall, I watched them all fall, I watched everything fall on that long, awful morning when two worlds collided.  

   I have never felt such horror, such helplessness.  

   I don’t understand death, Sarah.  Is it nothingness?  Am I just communing with a memory?  Loneliness, I understand that very well.  I understand regret.  I understand weariness.  They’re always with me.  They never leave.  They’ve been my dark companions ever since the fire and horror of that morning tore us apart, leaving nothing behind but ashes on the autumn wind.  

   I still feel your presence, Sarah, every day and every night.  I think about our unborn children, of the home we never had.  When I am in need of comfort, I whisper your name in the darkest hours of the night, when all is cold and still.  I can’t bear the thought of going out alone on the highways of this misbegotten land, but I must.  I tell myself to remember how transforming love can be, so my grief won’t overwhelm me.  I tell myself you’re waiting for me somewhere, I have to believe that once I’ve traveled my last mile, I’ll see you again, and I’ll find peace in your arms.  

    Until then, Sarah, I have promises to keep, and I will keep them.  Until then . . . wherever you are . . . whatever you have become:  

Don’t ask me

What you know is true

Don’t have to tell you

I love your precious heart.

I was standing

You were there

Two worlds collided

And they could never tear us apart . . .

You told me

That we could fly

Cause we all have wings

But some of us . . . don’t know why..

I know why we all have wings, Sarah.  You told me why.  Now I must tell others why.  I am weary of falsehoods.  I am weary of the lies we are being told.  I long for the truth.  It lies ahead of me and I will find it.  

   

Elizabeth Edwards Takes on McCain Again

(our very own Elizabeth the Great… – promoted by pfiore8)

Elizabeth Edwards knows who the real enemy is and what is at stake in this election.  While there are differences betweeen Obama’s and Clinton’s health care plan, both are far, far better than what John McCain has in store for us.

Last weekend, Elizabeth Edwards took on McCain:

Elizabeth Edwards, the wife of former Democratic presidential contender John Edwards, said she and John McCain have one thing in common: “Neither one of us would be covered by his health policy.”

LA Times

McCain’s chief advisor attacked, and today Elizabeth smacked them both down at Think Progress

More, after the fold.  

(also in orange: http://www.dailykos.com/story/…  

Nyceve had a great diary on this yesterday:

As the corporate owned media sleeps, and sleeps with John McBush, great and fearless Americans like Elizabeth Edwards are left to do their work.

Elizabeth Edwards lacerates cancer survivor John McHypocrite

Well worth reading if you missed it.

Elizabeth minced no words in taking on McCain’s bad plan:

Elizabeth Edwards told some 500 health journalists the other day that John McCain’s health care plan was like “painting lipstick on a pig,” an expression from her neck of the woods that in this case means lofty-sounding words that pretty up some ideas that could hurt ordinary people who don’t understand what’s going on; that is, unless journalists tell them. The language of his plan sounds good, she argued, making it “hard to understand what’s wrong with it. “Someone has to translate for the public.” Edwards challenged reporters to do just that.

Columbia Journalism Review

Elizabeth showed that John McCain could be denied coverage under John McCain’s healthcare plan.

Under the McCain proposal, health insurers “wouldn’t have to cover pre-existing conditions like melanoma and breast cancer,” Elizabeth Edwards said at the annual meeting of the Association of Health Care Journalists in Arlington, Va. Elizabeth Edwards, who has breast cancer that has spread to her bones, said that, under the McCain proposal, health insurers could deny coverage to both her and McCain, who has received treatment for melanoma. Democratic candidates Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.) and Barack Obama (Ill.) both have announced health care proposals that would require health insurers to accept all applicants, regardless of pre-existing medical conditions.

In addition, according to Elizabeth Edwards, a provision in the McCain proposal that would allow residents to purchase health insurance across state lines would allow companies to shift operations to states with weaker consumer protection laws. McCain has said that the provision would increase competition among health insurers and reduce costs. However, Elizabeth Edwards said, “Hard-fought state-by-state protections would be lost” under the provision. She added, “They mask this proposal as a cost-saving technique. This is giving insurance companies a pass.”

medical news today

Stung by this criticism, McCain’s senior policy advisor suggested that Elizabeth did not understand the market driven approach of McCain’s plan:

Douglas Holtz-Eakin, senior policy advisor to McCain, said Saturday that Edwards’ comments were disappointing and that they revealed she did not understand the comprehensive nature of the senator’s proposal.

Holtz-Eakin said McCain’s policy would harness “the power of competition to produce greater coverage for Americans.” Because McCain’s plan would lower the cost of healthcare through competition, Holtz-Eakin said, it would reduce costs for consumers with or without preexisting conditions.

LA Times

Well today, Elizabeth fired back on Think Progress as a guest blogger:

Our guest blogger is Elizabeth Edwards, wife of former Presidential candidate John Edwards.

Apparently Douglas Holtz-Eakin, a senior policy advisor to McCain, thinks I do “not understand the comprehensive nature of the senator’s proposal.” The problem, Douglas, is that, despite fuzzy language and feel-good lines in the Senator’s proposal, I do understand exactly how devastating it will be to people who have the health conditions with which the Senator and I are confronted (melanoma for him, breast cancer for me) but do not have the financial resources we have. In very unconfusing language: they are left outside the clinic doors.

Senator McCain likes to start speeches with a litany of questions that, presumedly, less plain-spoken politicians would refuse to answer. Well, here are some questions he does not ask but, as that plain-spoken politician, he might want to answer:

Go Here to read Elizabeth Edwards Questions for McCain on Think Progress

I am not confused about your reputation: you are the straight-talker, you like to say. This is about health care, Senator McCain. Doesn’t the American voter deserve some straight answers to these questions? As one of those with a pre-existing condition, I sure would like some straight talk.

Think Progress

Elizabeth Edwards has her priorities right: we need universal health care.  

Just maybe all the energy spent in this primary attacking either Senaor Obama or Senator Clinton would be better spent criticizing the vision of American that McCain is pushing.  We don’t need 4 more years of failed Republican rule.

We need universal health care, and only a Democratic president will refrain from vetoing a real plan.  Whatever the differences among Clinton and Obama, I think neither would veto a real universal health care plan.

For more on universal health care, in its single payer version, go here:

Physicians for a National Health Program

For Clinton’s plan, go here: Hillary’s American Health Choices Plan

For Obama’s plan, go here:

Plan for a Healthy America

And for those who remember, here is The Edwards Plan , a plan very similar to Clinton’s plan.  

Whatever criticisms one has about one plan or the other, it is clear that both Clinton’s and Obama’s plans are much, much better than what McCain has in store for us.

Go see Elizabeth’s questions to McCain.  Think he can answer them?  

“We Don’t Torture”

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This will make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan, yes?

Imagine suffering the attention span and memory capacity of a goldfish.  Imagine that each and every time you hear the news of your son’s death in Iraq, it really is news to you, because you can’t hold onto a memory.  Imagine that your former employers are suing you, because it decided that the settlement your family’s lawyers won from the company that insured the driver of the truck that caused the accident which deprived you of your ability to hold a train of thought more than a minute, really belongs to them, and they are hellbent on getting it no matter how long it takes and no matter how much of what little cash your family has left is eaten up trying to fight this travesty.  Imagine that the Bush-stacked courts have decided that Wal-Mart is always right, and that whatever Wal-Mart wants, it shall get no matter what.

Imagine all this, and then imagine that you are a veteran returning from active service, only to find that your employer won’t give you your job back as prescribed by law.  Yes, Wal-Mart again, its executives laughing their asses off because they know from experience that the DoJ doesn’t do this sort of shit without a plan to make sure that the courts uphold the ability of corporations to shit all over our nation’s veterans — and their mothers.

And the worst part of all this is, this isn’t an April Fool’s day prank.  It’s the sort of bullshit that goes on every single day in this country, and there’s nothing funny about it.

The Fool

Quoting from my favorite Tarot site Aeclectic Tarot

The fool in colorful motley clothes, pack tied to a staff, a small dog, a cliff.

The Rider-Waite card.

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Basic Tarot Story

With all his worldly possessions in one small pack, the Fool travels he knows not where. So filled with visions and daydreams is he, that he doesn’t see the cliff he is likely to fall over. At his heel, a small dog harries him (or tries to warn him of a possible mis-step).

Basic Tarot Meaning

At #0, the Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

With thousands of years of practical and spiritual knowledge contained within it, talking in all but the most general terms in a blog post about the Tarot is impossible. But if we zero in on The Fool for a minute, we can try to get a sense for this card…on its day….and through that a general discussion, perhaps, on the Tarot. Here is a nice little history lesson, though of course the origins of Tarot are unknown. And since the origins are unknown, there is very little dogma attached to the Tarot, even the “experts” are just giving their own interpretations. The Tarot is INFINTELY parsable. I have heard at least ten different interpretations of what, for instance, the little dog on the fool card represents. And….all of them are correct!

The Tarot can be seen as the Journey of The Fool through life, and since we are all Fools…on our ow Journey. On of the reasons I like the site linked above is that relates the cards of the deck to the different aspects that The Fool passes through on his Journey through life. Politically speaking, The Fool is very much a Liberal or Progressive, imo. He wanders through life optimistic, open to new ideas, and as he progresses through his cycle uses his knowledge to try to help others.

The Fool can also be seen as the pure “Life Force” come into this world ad the Tarot as a parable of how humans choose to use it…or twist it, lol, to their own selfish ends. The Tarot also asks, and points us toward wisdom on, what these ends are and why they exist.

Like the I Ching, which has 64 different aspects of life that we all pass through at certain points on our Journey, the Tarot is fascinating for the fact alone that is has been able to categorize and encapsulate all of the major phases and states of life into a system that is worthwhile to study, even if you don’t believe in or use it for divination or that sort of poppycock! It is very much a collection of ancient learning and a valuable way to look at the world and learn about the strange creatures (us!) that inhabit it!

Becoming wise, while still not loosing the optimism, innocence, and wide eyed wonder at the world that The Fool possesses is not a bad way to look at the Journey of life!

The Osho(zen) interpretation:

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Moment to moment, and with every step, the Fool leaves the past behind. He carries nothing more than his purity, innocence and trust, symbolized by the white rose in his hand. The pattern on his waistcoat contains the colors of all four elements of the tarot, indicating that he is in harmony with all that surrounds him. His intuition is functioning at its peak. At this moment the Fool has the support of the universe to make this jump into the unknown. Adventures await him in the river of life.

The card indicates that if you trust your intuition right now, your feeling of the ‘rightness’ of things, you cannot go wrong. Your actions may appear ‘foolish’ to others, or even to yoursef, if you try to analyze them with the rational mind. But the ‘zero’ place occipied by the Fool is the numberless number where trust and innocence are the guides, not skepticism and past experience.

A FOOL IS ONE who goes on trusting; a fool is one who goes on trusting against all his experience. You deceive him, and he trusts you; and you deceive him again, and he trusts you; and you deceive him again, and he trusts you. Then you will say that he is a fool, he does not learn. His trust is tremendous; his trust is so pure that nobody can corrupt it.

Be a fool in the Taoist sense, in the Zen sense. Don’t try to create a wall of knowledge around you. Whatsoever experience comes to you, let it happen, and then go on dropping it. Go on cleaning your mind continuously; go on dying to the past so you remain in the present, here-now, as if just born, just a babe.

In the beginning it is going to be very difficult. The world will start taking advantage of you…let them. They are poor fellows. Even if you are cheated and deceived and robbed, let it happen, because that which is really yours cannot be robbed from you, that which is really yours nobody can steal from you. And each time you don’t allow situations to corrupt you, that opportunity will become an integration inside. Your soul will become more crystallized.

Another traditional interpretation:

As Card 0, the Fool lies at the beginning of the major arcana, but also somewhat apart from the other cards. In medieval courts, the court jester was someone who was not expected to follow the same rules as others. He could observe and then poke fun. This makes the Fool unpredictable and full of surprises. He reminds us of the unlimited potential and spontaneity inherent in every moment. There is a sense with this card that anything goes – nothing is certain or regular. The Fool adds the new and unfamiliar to a situation.

The Fool also represents the complete faith that life is good and worthy of trust. Some might call the Fool too innocent, but his innocence sustains him and brings him joy. In readings, the Fool can signal a new beginning or change of direction – one that will guide you onto a path of adventure, wonder and personal growth. He also reminds you to keep your faith and trust your natural responses. If you are facing a decision or moment of doubt, the Fool tells you to believe in yourself and follow your heart no matter how crazy or foolish your impulses may seem.

You can get a free one or three card reading here. On that same page are links for longer free readings….or you can e-mail me if you want a more in depth (non-free! :} ) reading. I know there are other folks here who use Tarot…I also know it is not a commonplace subject for ‘reality based’ political blogs! Some might even say I am a Fool for bringing it up!

I very much invite skeptics and n00bs to the Tarot to jump in and challenge or ask questions…see ya in the comments!

The Latest News

Latest articles from THE ENVIRONMENTALIST (see articles for video, links and resources):

Congress grills Big Oil on prices

The top five oil companies, testifying before Representative Edward Markey’s (D-MA) Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming, insisted that their 125 billion dollar profit last was “in line with other industries.”

Representative Markey’s take on the profits:  “On April Fool’s Day, the biggest joke of all is being played on American families by Big Oil, while using every trick in the book to keep billions in federal tax subsidies even as they rake in record profits,” said Rep. Edward Markey, D-Mass.

April’s Protectors of Children

April is National Child Abuse Prevention Month, a time to show support for abused children (every month should be that) and to raise awareness about the groups working to save their lives…


Kyoto II climate meeting opens in Thailand

Talks by the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) to negotiate a replacement to the Kyoto Accord began in Bangkok today with a plea by the Secretary General for unity and a common purpose toward the remediation of climate change.

More at THE ENVIRONMENTALIST (we’ve been busy).

Ta!

Alabama Legislature Changes The Value Of Pi

NMSR reports:

NASA engineers and mathematicians in this high-tech city [Huntsville] are stunned and infuriated after the Alabama state legislature narrowly passed a law Friday [March 28, 2008] redefining pi, a mathematical constant used in the aerospace industry. The bill to change the value of pi to exactly three was introduced without fanfare by Leonard Lee Lawson (R, Crossville), and rapidly gained support after a letter-writing campaign by members of the Solomon Society, a traditional values group. Governor Bob Riley, who emphasized the Biblical reasons for the change in value, says he will sign it into law on Thursday.

The law took the state’s engineering community by surprise. “It would have been nice if they had consulted with someone who actually uses pi,” said Marshall Bergman, a manager at the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization. According to Bergman, pi (p) is a Greek letter that signifies the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. It is often used by engineers to calculate missile trajectories.

Prof. Kim Johanson, a mathematician from University of Alabama, said that pi is a universal constant, and cannot arbitrarily be changed by lawmakers. Johanson explained that pi is an irrational number, which means that it has an infinite number of digits after the decimal point and can never be known exactly. Nevertheless, she said, pi is precisely defined by mathematics to be “3.14159, plus as many more digits as you have time to calculate”.

“I think that it is the mathematicians that are being irrational, and it is time for them to admit it,” said Lawson. “The Bible very clearly says in I Kings 7:23 that the altar font of Solomon’s Temple was ten cubits across and thirty cubits in diameter, and that it was round in compass.”

Lawson, the article says, called into question the usefulness of any number that cannot be calculated exactly, and suggested that never knowing an exact answer could harm students’ self-esteem. “We need to return to some absolutes in our society,” he said, “the Bible does not say that the font was thirty-something cubits. Plain reading says thirty cubits. Period.”

Governor Riley is expected to have a signing ceremony for the bill on Thursday in Montgomery at which former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore is expected to give an invocation.  Moore’s office today stated that the change in the value of pi to the Biblical value was a good, first, legislative step toward the Rapture, toward making the crooked straight and rough places plane.

Haven’t these people done enough already?  Is nothing sacrosanct?

Breaking: 30 laws, for the border fence

I see Magnifico caught this story in Four at Four, but tossing this post out there for depth’s sake.

We have to break the law in order to save it.

WASHINGTON – The Bush administration will use its authority to bypass more than 30 laws and regulations in an effort to finish building 670 miles of fence along the southwest U.S. border by the end of this year, federal officials said Tuesday.

Invoking the two legal waivers – which Congress authorized – will cut through bureaucratic red tape and sidestep environmental laws that currently stand in the way of the Homeland Security Department building 267 miles of fencing in California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas, according to officials familiar with the plan. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to comment publicly about it.

More below the fold…

This all stems from the Secure Fence Act of 2006, which called for deadlines with regard to completion, therefore putting it on a collision course with laws and regulations pertaining to environmental and private property issues:

NOTE: Deadline.>> In General.–Not later than 18 months after

the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary of Homeland

Security shall take all actions the Secretary determines necessary and

appropriate
to achieve and maintain operational control over the entire

international land and maritime borders of the United States, to include

the following–

           (1) systematic surveillance of the international land and

       maritime borders of the United States through more effective use

       of personnel and technology, such as unmanned aerial vehicles,

       ground-based sensors, satellites, radar coverage, and cameras;

       and

           (2) physical infrastructure enhancements to prevent unlawful

       entry by aliens into the United States and facilitate access to

       the international land and maritime borders by United States

       Customs and Border Protection, such as additional checkpoints,

       all weather access roads, and vehicle barriers.

Another article I came across, this one in the Austin American-Statesman describing a specific example of the environmental protections they’re gutting bypassing:

In a letter obtained by The Associated Press, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service told U.S. Customs and Border Protection – a division of the Homeland Security Department – that its plan to combine Rio Grande flood levees with the border fence in Hidalgo County was a no-go because it would split critical habitat in its Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge.

The new design was created to mollify local officials who had been asking the federal government for years to help pay for levee improvements.

The March 3 letter from Deputy Fish and Wildlife Director Kenneth Stansell to Greg Giddens, executive director of the Secure Border Initiative, said “we were very concerned that after months of consultations on a proposed project design and reaching consensus on a way forward that satisfies the needs of both wildlife and a secure border, (Customs and Border Protection) would unilaterally propose a completely new design and request an immediate response from the (Fish and Wildlife) Service.”

The new design, which replaced the original “‘wildlife friendly’ fence design with an impermeable 16 to 18 foot high wall built into a flood control levee,” was not compatible with the refuge’s mission, the letter said, concluding that Homeland Security would have to waive the 42-year-old National Wildlife Refuge Administration Act to proceed with the design.

Apparently building an impenetrable concrete wall will make it hard for wildlife to access the Rio Grande, especially during migration. But hey, the people who want The Fence obviously hate Mexicans more than they need nature, so whatever.

Chertoff has a priceless statement tucked into each of the articles I found:

“Criminal activity at the border does not stop for endless debate or protracted litigation,” Chertoff said in a statement issued Tuesday.

He’s right. Criminal activity does not stop at the border, it goes on all the way to the halls of Washington, where heroes like him will continue to plow through laws until we’re all safe and white and shopping cheerfully as God intended. Bless you, Mikey Chertoff. You are a beautiful person! I am so glad you are in a position of authority in the United States government!

/bleh

Statement from Roger Schlickeisen, President of Defenders of Wildlife:

“Thanks to this action by the Bush administration, the border is in a sense more lawless now than when Americans first started moving west.

“Laws ensuring clean water for us and our children-dismissed. Laws protecting wildlife, land, rivers, streams and places of cultural significance-just a bother to the Bush administration. Laws giving American citizens a voice in the process-gone. Clearly this is out of control.

“It is this kind of absolute disregard for the well-being and concerns of border communities and the welfare of our wildlife and untamed borderlands that has forced Defenders of Wildlife and the Sierra Club to take a stand and say ‘No more!’

“Just a few weeks ago we filed a petition with the U.S. Supreme Court to fight the unconstitutional authority the Bush administration has seized to waive any and all laws it views as inconvenient in its rush to build an unpopular, ineffective border wall. Today’s egregious abuse of power is more proof that this cannot be allowed to continue.”

Four at Four

  1. Ever wonder why the Bush administration was leaning on the Maliki government in Iraq to crack down on Sadr’s militia? Well, this may be part of the answer – The Guardian reports Plans to cut UK troops in Iraq put on hold. “The defence secretary, Des Browne, today announced to parliament that planned cuts in British troop numbers in Iraq would be delayed. In a Commons statement, Browne said the decision to put off the proposed withdrawal of 1,600 troops this spring was based on military advice in the wake of the recent surge in fighting in Basra.” Mission “Stir the Hornet’s Nest” Accomplished. The Bush administration’s other goal was to depict Iran as meddlers.

  2. The New York Times reports Inside the Black Budget. “The classified budget of the Defense Department, concealed from the public in all but outline, has nearly doubled in the Bush years, to $32 billion… Those billions have expanded a secret world of advanced science and technology in which military units and federal contractors push back the frontiers of warfare.”

    “Trevor Paglen, an artist and photographer finishing his Ph.D. in geography at the University of California, Berkeley, has managed to document some of this hidden world” in his book I Could Tell You but Then You Would Have to Be Destroyed by Me. “Mr. Paglen said he found them by touring bases, noting what personnel wore, joining alumni associations, interviewing active and former team members, talking to base historians and filing requests under the Freedom of Information Act.”

    Mr. Paglen plans to keep mining the patches and the field of clandestine military activity. “It’s kind of remarkable,” he said. “This stuff is a huge industry, I mean a huge industry. And it’s remarkable that you can develop these projects on an industrial scale, and we don’t know what they are. It’s an astounding feat of social engineering.”

  3. Here’s more of where we Americans spend our tax dollars. The Washington Post reports GAO Blasts Weapons Budget. “The Government Accountability Office found that 95 major systems have exceeded their original budgets by a total of $295 billion, bringing their total cost to $1.6 trillion, and are delivered almost two years late on average. In addition, none of the systems that the GAO looked at had met all of the standards for best management practices during their development stages… The Pentagon has doubled the amount it has committed to new systems, from $790 billion in 2000 to $1.6 trillion last year, according to the 205-page GAO report. Total acquisition costs in 2007 for major defense programs increased 26 percent from first estimates.”

  4. The Los Angeles Times reports Border fence will skirt environmental laws. “In an aggressive move to finish building 670 miles of border fence by the end of this year, the Department of Homeland Security announced today that it will waive federal environmental laws to meet that goal. The two waivers, which will allow the department to slash through a thicket of environmental and cultural laws, would be the most expansive to date, encompassing land in California, New Mexico, Arizona and Texas that stretches about 470 miles. The waivers are highly controversial with environmentalists and border communities, which see them as a federal imposition that could damage the land and disrupts wildlife.”

Breaking: Obama & Clinton Drop Out of Race

In a stunning development, both Obama and Clinton have decided to drop out of the race for President. Word from both camps is that Hillary and Obama had a private meeting last night over cocktails. According to an anonymous source, both Clinton and Obama had been nervous about their poll numbers against John McCain. They were sick of fighting with each other, and they wanted the election to be about the issues again. The anonymous source said that both candidates agreed that conceding the election to John Edwards was the right thing to do. We should be expecting a press conference announcing their withdrawals from the race later this afternoon.

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I was thrilled to hear about the developments. No more bickering between campaigns. No more negative attacks. No more attacks by way of their surrogates. Both Obama and Hillary have decided to take the high road and hand over the nomination to Edwards. The press has been trying to reach the Edwards Campaign all morning, but their spokesman said they were not available for comment.

If things couldn’t get any stranger, when Karl Rove heard the news today that Edwards was going to be the nominee, he fled the country. Rove’s spokesman said that there was no place for him in America if Edwards was President. There have also been reports of Cheney bashing his head into the bathroom wall in the Capitol Building. No one is sure if it’s because Edwards is the nominee, or if another puppy peed on his leg. Apparently, it happens to him regularly.

Update

It’s being reported that Barack Obama had a vodka tonic with a twist and Hillary Clinton had a scotch and soda. More soon…

Update 2

It’s now being confirmed that a puppy did pee on Cheney’s leg. Out of sheer anger, Dick Cheney kicked the puppy numerous times. The Humane Society was called to the scene by an anonymous source and they’ve been searching the Capitol building for Dick. More soon……

You’re Welcome!!

Let’s just get that out of the way right now, because after you finish reading this you’ll be going ‘wow, thanks, moneysmith, this is great. You rock!’ Seriously. You will. Because I have a feeling a lot of us are at the end of our proverbial ropes, which by  now are so frayed they look more like worn-out drawstrings on a pair of ten-year-old sweatpants than the nice, thick, resilient ropes they once were.  

Ready for more? Walk this way (it’s all in the hips, really not that hard) …

     After all, how much bad news can one person take? My theory is that we (we being those of us who actually follow the news) have already exceeded our lifetime quotas by – oh, I don’t know, something like 250,000% or thereabouts.

    Maybe you’re holding up in spite of it all, but I’m burned out. Actually, beyond burned out. Forget Google News and CNN. Lately, even the theme music for “All Things Considered” makes me cringe. Between the horrendous reports of violence everywhere, the doomsday climate change scenarios, housing crisis, humanitarian disasters, and all the rest, life is turning into the movie “Groundhog Day” but without any jokes.  

    Not that long ago, I used to take refuge in my in-box, where friends provided a seemingly endless supply of wacky videos and silly websites. Remember — the good old days of exploding Pop-Tarts and skateboarding dogs? But that was before my friends got into screaming fights over Obama v. Hillary. Sigh.

    Even reading regular email is like torture. (Okay, bad choice of words, sorry. Lost my head.) There’s something like 27 emails waiting for me, all sent by sincere, well meaning organizations hoping to save the bison, the wolves, the Alaskan wilderness, reproductive rights in the US, baby seals, giant Sequoias, organic food standards, Lake Tahoe, farm animals, and I can’t even remember all the other stuff that needs saving. All important, worthy causes. But so is my sanity. And frankly it’s slipping away faster those melting chunks of Antarctica.  

    So I did what any self-respecting adult would do when circumstances are driving them bat shit crazy (actually, it wasn’t that long of a drive, but still….). I decided it was time for an intervention. If my friends weren’t all fighting, they would probably have done it, but what the hell – I just had my own. I told me that I was going to be okay, that I cared about me and that buying OxyContin from Pakistan was probably not too bright, given the fact that we appear to be bombing the crap out of that country at the moment, and that I could get through this crisis without a pharmaceutical crutch. Then I even had a couple of laughs at the nuttiness of my own last remark.    

    And then — lawd hammercy! — one of the three people who’s not part of the national Obama/Hillary hair-pulling fest sent this: an 8-minute long video of an elephant. Painting a picture. Of an elephant!!!

    And I’m all like — Oh, sure! Elephants can paint. Uh-huh. What is this – an April Fool’s Day joke? Very funny. Remind me to remove you from my “online friends” list.

    But after about an hour of scouring the Google, it looks like elephants do paint. A lot. They paint like crazy. They can’t stop painting, some of them. They’re painting in Tennessee, in Thailand and in Toledo, plus other places that don’t start with a T. There’s just no end to the painting going on by elephants.

    So I’m wondering – why didn’t I know this? And then I wonder: What other wonderful shit have I been missing out on?

    Well, apparently, quite a lot. According to one expert, only 3 percent of the Earth’s oceans have been explored. In that tiny little 3 percent, they’ve already found the highest mountain range and the deepest valleys on Earth. Who knows what else might be there? “We don’t know much about this planet at all,” he says.

    Come on — you gotta love a guy who can say “We don’t know much about this planet”  with a completely straight face and not even sorta looking like silently he’s blowing a couple of gaskets from just thinking about the squillions of tax dollars disappearing into the black hole known as the Bush Misadministration, dollars that could be spent on cool stuff, like exploring the freaking oceans before they’re too full of plastic bags to get a ship through. Or other frivolous stuff, like decent food and shelter, education and health care. But let’s get real. There aren’t enough drugs in Pakistan and India combined to get any of us delirious enough to think that’s going to happen anytime soon.      

    So being the kind and helpful person I am when I’m not thinking about myself, which normally is 110% of the time, I thought maybe some of you would like to see what’s going on in the world that maybe you don’t know about, either. Some of it is truly amazing, so amazing it makes you think there might be some hope after all. And if you’re not buying that, just consider it a short break from agonizing over the Bush Administration. You can thank me later.  

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