Justice for bank fraudsters: Throw them in Guantanamo and sort it out later (speaking of the crooks at J.P. Morgan, Goldman Sachs, etc., etc.) Just like they do with “terrorists”.
If a military tribunal is good enough for Osama Bin Laden’s driver, it’s good enough for the bank fraudsters…and a firing squad at the end.
Justice for Karl Rove: Extraordinarily rendition him to Afghanistan, paradrop him into Kandahar wearing a sandwichboard saying “I Love Salmon Rushdie” on one side and “Death to Islam” on the other.
Justice for opponents of repealing DADT: Fire them from their jobs and then enlist them in an organization that makes referencing, justifying or speaking anything in reference to Christianity or religion a court martial offense. Assert that they have “freedom of speech” despite this but they have no rights in this organization. Give them no privacy, forbid them heterosexual relationships and make them serve their country, only at the end to kick them out because they’re “immoral” and tell them their existence is “contrary to good order and discipline”.
Justice for Teabaggers. Send them the full bill for their sewer, water, police and fire department protection. If they object, call them dirty socialists.
Justice for opponents of granting GLBT couples full marriage rights and repealing DOMA:
First, dissolve their marriages and tell them they don’t have the right to use that word in regard to their relationships. Then put them in a state that has “civil unions”. Tell them these civil unions are the equivalent of heterosexual marriage and they ought to be happy with that.
Wait until said people get old with their unmarried but civilly unioned partners. During this period, they have to file federal income taxes separately and cannot move to any other state while keeping their supposed “rights” intact.
Then, when old, take one partner to the hospital, refuse to let the other partner see the first or make medical decisions on his or her behalf, then sell their belongings on EBay. Let the first partner die in the hospital, confine the other to a nursing home and then tell him or her you don’t know what s/he is whining about, because s/he has “equal rights”.
Then tell them that Obama feels their pain.