There over 600 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States.
We missed an opportunity to capture 1,000,000 or more of the paranoid parasites when they came to Washington to Teabag Health-care Reform. But don’t worry, we can easily lead them into a trap.
I.Kidnap the leaders
A. Send in the Black Helicopters to whisk away Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh
1. Straight jackets should be size ‘Portly’ with extra large head openings.
2. Transfer to Black Jets at the secret base in Mena, Arkansas
B. Replace them with duplicates
1. This may require cosmetic surgery; kidnap Michael Jackson’s doctor.
2. Follow me below the fold ::