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So did I mention Pat Buchanan is a fascist?

So did I mention Pat Buchanan is a fascist?

He supports policies that would lead to an authoritarian corporatist state dedicated to global hegemony.

He admires fascist politicians, like explicitly Hilter.

Pat Buchanan says Adolf Hitler only sought to dominate Europe, making him, “no physical threat to the US” after 1940. He observes that to push Japan into starting a war, Franklin Delano Roosevelt “froze all Japanese assets, cutting off trade, including oil.” He refers to Roosevelt as “a base appeaser of Stalin” and that his administration was “shot through with Communist spies and traitors.” “In World War II,” he writes, “patriots argued the wisdom of FDR’s ‘Europe First’ policy that left our men on Corregidor to the mercy of the butchers of Bataan”. He says, “Responsibility for the lack of American preparedness at the time of Pearl Harbor rests wholly with FDR. He had been in power nine years and had controlled both Houses of Congress for all nine of those years. Blaming our lack of preparedness on the isolationists (or even on the Communists) is the shilling of court historians”.

In a 1977 column, Buchanan said despite Hitler’s anti-Jewish and genocidal tendencies he was “an individual of great courage…Hitler’s success was not based on his extraordinary gifts alone. His genius was an intuitive sense of the mushiness, the character flaws, the weakness masquerading as morality that was in the hearts of the statesmen who stood in his path.”

He’s also a racist-

In a 2002 speech, he said, “In the next 50 years, the Third World will grow by the equivalent of 30 to 40 new Mexicos. If you go to the end of the century, the white and European population is down to about three percent. This is what I call the death of the West. I see the nations dying when the populations die. I see the civilization dying. It is under attack in our own countries, from our own people.

And believes in Kulturekampf.

Pat Buchanan says that America is divided by a culture war. He calls it a conflict over the power to define society’s definition of right and wrong. Fronts include environmentalism, feminism, abortion, gay rights, freedom of religion, women in combat, display of the Confederate Flag, recognition of Christmas and taxpayer-funded art. He also said that the controversy given this idea of culture wars was itself evidence of polarization.

Pat Buchanan is an unreconstructed, brownshirted, unionist beating Fascist and his opinions about it or instituting a McCarthyite witchhunt on Capitol Hill for communist lefty fifth columnist Congressmen are hardly unbiased.

Fascism is a totalitarian and nationalist ideology. It is primarily concerned with perceived problems associated with cultural, economic, political, and social decline or decadence, and which seeks to solve such problems by achieving a millenarian national rebirth by exalting the nation, protecting the nation from what fascism deems as the excesses of the internationalist ideologies of capitalism and communism by advocating a Third Position, promoting the territorial defense or expansion of a nation through a constant state of military preparedness and promotion of militarism as well as promoting cults of unity, strength and purity.

Are you listening Tweety?

We interrupt this program

While we drown in debate I’d like to remind you of the implosion of the Republican Party.

Trading opens today at 9:30 am (et) (Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding) after a loss of 733.08 points, the second-worst single-day point loss by the Dow in history.

So to remind us how we’ve gotten where we’re at

Happy Anniversary

Bail Out Boost! 9/26 Friday +121.07 11,143.13
Wall St. snit fit. 9/29 Monday -777.68 10,365.45
Bow to my Bartiromoness. 9/30 Tuesday +485.21 10,850.66
Down, down, down. 10/1 Wednesday -19.59 10,831.07
10/2 Thursday -348.22 10,482.85
10/3 Friday -157.47 10,325.38
10/6 Monday -369.88 9,955.50
10/7 Tuesday -508.39 9,447.11
10/8 Wednesday -189.01 9,258.10
10/9 Thursday -678.91 8,579.19
10/10 Friday -128.00 8,451.19
Big G7, G20 Summit. 10/13 Monday +936.42 9387.61
Oops. 10/14 Tuesday -76.62 9310.99
10/15 Wednesday -733.08 8577.91

But remember, the market drop is because the Democrats forced stupid loans to brown people and I’m afraid the most (shudder) “LIBERAL” one will be President and Filibuster Proof Democratic Socialism reign so it’s all good for McDone.

We’re DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

WHEEEEEEEEE!

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Yippee, looks like we will win!

Glenn Greenwald

Nonetheless, it’s worth underscoring — in fact, it’s vital to keep in mind — that the option of politically empowering Democrats is the opposite of a panacea.  The Democratic Party structure in Washington, and particularly its leadership in Congress, is more corrupted and destructive than anything else there is — with the exception of the right-wing faction that has been running the country for the last eight years.

For the last several years, I’ve believed and have frequently written that the only worthwhile strategy is a two-pronged one:

I honestly don’t know of any “progressive bloggers” who blindly support Democrats. I think the strategy of the blogosphere has always been two-pronged — (1) remove the hideous right-wing beast from power and (2) change the Democratic Party in order to make step (1) worth doing. Those are EQUALLY IMPORTANT goals.

Step (1) is merely a pre-requisite (an absolute one) to achieving anything worthwhile.  But without step (2), step (1) is mostly (though not entirely) worthless, because the Democratic Party as currently constituted at its core is a wretched and status-quo-perpetuating institution.  If those who spent the last eight years vigorously opposing the radicalism, militarism, and anti-constitutional abuses of the Bush administration fail to oppose the Democratic leadership with equal fervor when they violate the same principles — as they inevitably will — then the humiliation of the Right and its removal from power will be emotionally satisfying, perfectly just, and a very mild improvement, but will ensure the continuation rather than the termination of most of the worst abuses of this government.

It’s certainly true that there are more good national Democratic office-holders than Republicans — it’s not even close (anyone doubting that should just review the vote totals on the key votes during the Bush era).  But within the Democratic Party, the good members are vastly outnumbered by the bad.  The (understandable) euphoria over the anticipated obliteration of the extremist right-wing movement that has dominated our politics for years (which I share) shouldn’t obscure the fact that the alternative — the national Democratic Party — shares many of the same sicknesses and is burdened by whole new ones as well, and itself will need far more opposing and changing than supporting and affirming.

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You know, perhaps this meme is viral already but I was suddenly struck by just how much like Shelly Tambo Tina Fey is.

Well, except for the kind-hearted part.

This video is very obnoxious, but very reliable.

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Bart: [speaking in a low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the n_____ gets it!

Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.

Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he’s just crazy enough to do it!

Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I’ll blow this n_____ head all over this town!

Bart: [now speaking in a higher voice] Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy…

Harriett Van Johnson: Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?

Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that’s a sure way to get him killed!

Bart: [higher voice] Oooh! He’p me, he’p me! Somebody he’p me! He’p me! He’p me! He’p me!

Bart: [lower voice] Shut up!

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I can hardly make sense of it anymore.

Things seem to be spiraling faster and faster circling around a black hole of an energy drain.

Trouble in River City my friends.

I had my dad insist tonight there was a deal, but there’s not nor is there any indication that this one is a good one-

It’s not $700 billion in a lump (a made up number anyway).  It’s subject to legislative and judicial review.  It’s punitive in terms of executive compensation.  It will purchase equity except that most of it won’t.

Or so people say, but they’re the same people who said things were ok in the first place so why should I trust them?

Krugman is mildly in favor, Sirota thinks it’s a sellout.  Pelosi is peddling that there isn’t enough discipline among House Democrats and who knows?  I don’t think I’d vote for it.  Calls are said to be running 100 to 1 against.  It is a Republican policy meltdown and is correctly labeled that way in public perception.

Notable items on my agenda that are missing or unclear is where is the attempt to shore up the underlying asset rather than the 40x leveraged derivative?  I think that would be a heck of a lot cheaper.  And why do you want to maximize buy in?  This is not fucking flood insurance.

I don’t get the urgency either.  The fact is that given our actual economic activity we ought to be trading 2000 points lower and it will happen sooner or later.  Forty days is going to change things a lot.

Or not.  It’s very disappointing to hear dial backs in the urgent program of public works and infrastructure projects including green energy.  How come we’re not spending an Iraq Occupation on them?

And Chinese me no Chinese, someone who owes you a billion or 2 is a thief, a trillion or 14 a valued customer.

Or in for a penny in for a pound and as any fool knows a pint is a pound the world around and if you’ve ever paid $2.50 for a beer you know how true this is.

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Times interesting enough for you yet?

I’d tell you what I know except I’ve signed a non-disclosure agreement.  And people have seen me eat a $10 sandwich on the street while I was no help at all flagging down a cab though I think I did see Kirk with a pedicab whom we could have paid to chase down a real cab if we’d been inventive.

Next time I’ll have to be earlier so I get a step seat or bring a chair.  I have some of the fold up types but nothing doesn’t make them seem like the Park Lane Mystery.  I have enough trouble with metal detectors.  Still, it wasn’t so bad, I’ve been in smaller theaters with less entertainment, there was a lot of energy and overall the experience was very much like TDS/TCR except there we were and we couldn’t talk so much.

There is only one topic worth discussing though-

Will the Mets make the post season?

Not about the economy at all.

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Because you just can never get enough Anthrax-

Key senators dispute FBI’s anthrax case against Bruce Ivins

Glenn Greenwald, Salon.com

Wednesday Sept. 17, 2008 10:25 EDT

Already, after 30 minutes or so, the two ranking members of the Committee have both told Mueller that, in essence, they do not accept or believe the FBI’s accusations against Bruce Ivins. The Democratic Chairman of the Committee, Pat Leahy (who was a target of the anthrax attacks) told Mueller categorically that he simply does not believe that Ivins was the prime culprit if he was a participant at all, and said he is absolutely convinced that there were others involved in the preparation and mailing of the anthrax. Leahy began the hearing by identifying the U.S. Army’s Dugway Proving Ground and the private CIA contractor Battelle Corporation — but not Fort Detrick — as the only two institutions in the U.S. capable of producing anthrax of the strain that was sent to him and Sen. Daschele. Leahy asked Mueller whether he was aware of any other institutions capable of producing the anthrax, and when Mueller — amazingly though unsurprisingly — claimed he couldn’t answer, Leahy demanded that he obtain the answer during a break and tell the Committee today what the answer is.

The bottom line is that it is quite extraordinary that the FBI has claimed it has identified with certainty the sole culprit in the anthrax attacks, but so many key Senators, from both parties, simply don’t believe it, and are saying so explicitly. Leahy’s rather dark suggestion that there were others involved in these attacks — likely at a U.S. Army facility or key private CIA contractor — is particularly notable. It has been crystal clear from the beginning that the FBI’s case is filled with glaring holes, that their thuggish behavior towards their only suspect drove him to commit suicide and thus is unable to defend himself, and yet, to this day, the FBI continues to conceal the evidence in its possession and is stonewalling any and all efforts to scrutinize its claims.

The crucial point, at least from my perspective, isn’t that the FBI’s accusations against Bruce Ivins are demonstrably false, and it’s not that Bruce Ivins had no role in the anthrax attacks — there is ample grounds for believing both propositions to be true, but I’m not at all suggesting one can reach a definitive conclusion based on what is known. Rather, the point is that the accusations that the FBI has outlined and the evidentiary case it has disclosed are so full of substantial holes that the FBI ought to disclose all of the evidence in its possession — scientific and non-scientific — and fully cooperate with a real, independent review of all of that evidence by an investigative body possessing subpoena power and whose mandate is both to examine the anthrax attacks and the FBI’s case from scratch.

FBI Still Using Shiny Objects to Distract from Their Flimsy Anthrax Case

By: emptywheel Wednesday September 17, 2008 10:16 am

We’re worried about Pat Leahy’s seeming certainty that only scientists at Dugway in UT and Batelle in OH have the technical competence to make the anthrax used in the attacks; when Leahy made Mueller call FBI to find out if that were true, Mueller eventually responded that the answer is classified. We’re worried that the FBI’s explanation for how and why Ivins would have driven several hours to Princeton to mail the anthrax letters keeps changing from dubious story to dubious story–meaning even if Ivins made this anthrax, they have no proof he mailed it. And we’re worried that the FBI seems to have attributed Ivins’ wife’s beliefs to him in order to explain the choice of targets–even though Leahy’s apparent suspicion (that the attack was related to recent efforts to develop an offenseive bioweapons program) provides a much more plausible explanation for the targets.

In other words, the flimsiest aspects of the anthrax case have nothing to do with genetic analysis. But it’s through an independent review of the genetic analysis, and genetic analysis only, that Robert Mueller would like to use to reassure us that the case is sound.

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Ahoy matey.

If ye been cypherin’ why yer fellow Dharmaniacs be palaverin’ like land lubbers, they be not savvy to the tongue of the sea.  It be International Talk Like A Pirate day.

Hurray!

A round of grog fer all the hands.

I be Cap’n Hank Bloodbeard. and here be the reason we pillage and loot-

(T)he day is the only holiday to come into being as a result of a sports injury. He has stated that during a racquetball game between Summers and Baur, one of them reacted to the pain with an outburst of “Aaarrr!”, and the idea was born. That game took place on June 6, 1995, but out of respect for the observance of D-Day, they chose Summers’ ex-wife’s birthday, as it would be easy for him to remember.

Members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster find additional, symbolic significance in celebrations of this day.

According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are “absolute divine beings” and the original Pastafarians. Their image as “thieves and outcasts” is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact “peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will” who distributed candy to small children, and adds that modern pirates are in no way similar to “the fun-loving buccaneers from history.” Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson’s original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that correlation does not imply causation. Henderson put forth the argument that “global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.” A chart accompanying the letter shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased.

So they be doin’ it fer the Polar Bears.

Talking like a pirate, however, doesn’t just mean running through the hallways yelling “yarr!” at everyone. To get more in touch with one’s inner pirate, here is a short list of useful terms that may help readers throughout their day of pillaging and searching for buried treasure.

If ye steer a course to the official website of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye may wish to read the FAQ, to help ye splice the mainbrace proper like.  Then ye’ll be ready to talk like a pirate.

There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.  

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So last night you found out my Great Grandpa worked on the Panama Canal.

My Gramp didn’t do anything glamorous, he was an accountant in the payroll office.

He wrote an unpublished memoir that some people in my family have and the story that stuck in my mind was this one-

When the workers got to Panama they’d throw their hats off the boat as a symbol of their commitment to stay.

The conditions were terrible- tents, mud, and insects.

So he and his buddy were sitting at breakfast.  They were eating oatmeal with raisins and put the usual milk and sugar on them.

Then one of the raisins in his buddy’s bowl started moving.

The buddy left on the next ship.

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Well I really hope buhdy’s computer is fixed because all this responsibility is dragging me down.

I suppose I really should write something light and frivolous to cheer everybody up, but the news keeps getting me down and about the most humorous thing I got right now is that WaMu has been downgraded to junk, AIG has been downgraded to not quite junk and might need quite a bit more than $75 Billion to avoid bankruptcy by Wednesday.

What makes this funny is that the Dow is a mere 300 points or so from where it was the day W took the oath of office that he has so tarnished.

Unfortunately our long national nightmare is not yet over, nor will it be if we do not succeed in throwing this criminal cabal out of office and even then there are little over 2 long months to destroy what’s left.

And not all the wreckage is so easily undone as the illusionary paper greed gains the wannabe wealthy pretend plutocrats got stuck with while the real deal escape on their golden parachutes.

So tomorrow CNBC will be good for giggles, kind of like toasting marshmallows while listening to the musical stylings of Nero.

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