What? You up?
You didn’t party hard enough!
Well, time to grab your Bellinies and hangovers (out of peach nectar? Mimosas then) and stare bleary eyed at vegetable covered cars, horses, and marching bands.
On broadcast your two choices are NBC and ABC. Travel Channel has been carrying the pre-parade preparations since 9 am as has TLC.
Next door on Discovery you have the far more entertaining Mythbusters Marathon, but maybe that’s just me. History Channel is doing Ice Road Truckers and Cartoon Network Looney Tunes.
Of course my great regret is I don’t get BBC so I’m totally missing their Doctor extravaganza.
As my act slowly comes together I’ll bang up some Bowl threads at inappropriate moments and if I have a chance some of your New Year’s essays. Tomorrow I’m planning on partying down myself so you’ll have to make your own amusument.
Sunday I would suggest that you spare your blood pressure, turn off the TV, and come up with your own Top Ten reasons for why the ‘Oh Noes’ really sucked.