Yeah, it’s only February, but since we may not survive beyond Spring anyway, it seems appropriate to “hydrate my powder” now.
Feb. 10 (Bloomberg) — President Barack Obama said he doesn’t “begrudge” the $17 million bonus awarded to JPMorgan Chase & Co. Chief Executive Officer Jamie Dimon or the $9 million issued to Goldman Sachs Group Inc. CEO Lloyd Blankfein, noting that some athletes take home more pay.
What a soggy biscuit! What a clammy douche! What a sopping towelette dispenser! What a water-logged noodle! What a squishy fricking cucumber! What a spongy encephalitis! What a nasal rinse gone wrong!
In all my tear-stained honesty: This guy is hopeless. A swamped boat.
Consider my powder adequately hydrated.
I hope Lord Eschaton, Earl of Atrios, Duncan of Black sees fit to commend my moistened outrage.
Update: Pre-empted!