Tag: Republicrats All Suck

Why I’ll Be Voting Democratic In 2012

1. Because I like cheese.  

I suspect Democrats eat more cheese than republicans do. Republicans probably prefer chicken fried steak (whatever that is) , and they came up with the phrase ‘cheese eating surrender monkey’ –besmirching cheese by association with the socialist French.

2. Because it feels better somehow, when Democrats kill off social security, and medicare, and through us all in jail for not paying our mandated insurance premiums, than when Republicans do it.

3. Because I like Ronald Reagan a whole bunch, and Obama likes him too, so it’s all good. I especially liked the bit where Reagans’ goons raped and killed nuns in Central America–I’m sure glad Obama is funding lots of School Of The America’s goons to do the same thing all over. (why limit the fun to Central America?)

4. Trickle down economics: Love It ! (See #3 above)

5. Endless wars? I’ve come to love these now. (Not so much in 2008)

6. Nuclear Power: Safe, clean, energy. (what I can’t see, can’t kill me, or anyone else)

7. Drone Attacks against anyone muslim!! In any country. Anywhere. Take that you f’ing  f*ckers !!

And THAT !! And THAT !!!!!

8.  JOBS! Lots of ’em. If you’re a banker, stock trader, a military contractor, a drone pilot, or an undertaker in another country (now that’s some  REAL foreign aid–get rid of those damn foreigners before they can even think about coming here and taking MY damn job at Burger King! Yeah!)

9. The TSA. Luv gettin’ groped. Luv getting nuked too. (see #6 above)

10. Offshore oil drilling. Good stuff, that. And putting BP in total charge of the GOM (that’s military speak for ‘Gulf of Oil’) , and of the EPA, Coast Guard, and a whole bunch of other agencies I can’t remember the names of, was DAMN brilliant.  

Updated!!!!!: Breaking News: Sean Hannity Sucks

*** Update 12.37 PM : Hannity STILL SUCKS ***


And the Republicans suck too.

They suck

Suck

Suck

Did I mention, that Sean Hannity sucks?

Rush too.

Sucks

Sucks Sucks

<>Note: Insert Embedded Video Of A Republican Sucking Really Bad Here<>

Tea Party

Sucks.

McVeigh

Sucks

Sucks

Sucks

(Long Dead But Sucks)

 (Note to self, things not to mention in this or any diary:

 Democrats are in power?  

 Who knew?  

Things not to mention-Afghanistan, Goldman Sachs, AIG, Bonuses, Outsourcing, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Israel, Medical Insurance Companies, For Profit Health Care, Racial Profiling In Airports, Offshore Oil Drilling, Endangered Species, Torture, Rendition, Justice Dept, The Appointing Of US Senators by party insiders, Nuclear Power, Clean Coal ‘Technology’, Increased Military Spending, Military in the Schools, More Cops, The Attack On Public Education, Social (in)Security, Nuclear Weapons, Patriot Act Renewal, Mandates…

well, don’t mention any actual issue at all.  )

Sean Hannity:

Sucks.