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The Stars Hollow Gazette

My Elementary School days were not entirely a bloody minded, Lord of the Flies, struggle for existence.  As a matter of fact I had a good relationship with most of my teachers and classmates.

I was a favorite of my third grade teacher because I called her out on bats using Radar (not unless you microwave them).  My first grade teacher I’m eternally grateful to since she helped me decode those symbols behind the shutters at the beginning of Popeye cartoons.

My second grade teacher was an air head, but a fox; and that was also the year my most precocious classmate started developing (I also discovered Nathaniel Greene, it was a big year).

But that’s not the story I want to tell tonight.

Much to my surprise it’s been a little over 10 years since I stopped smoking again, which is a long time for me.

My last relapse started at a High School reunion where so intimidated was I by the pressure of comparing my life to my dreams that I practically tore open the cigarette machine for a pack of Merits after about 2 years of quit.

Interestingly enough, at least to me, precocious girl was right beside me and we had a good time out in the “smoking lounge” (a place I never inhabited in High School).

Stars Hollow is a small town actually.  Hadn’t seen her for years until a few months ago when I needed some new glasses and there she was.

So what are you doing now ek?

Well, I blog.

The Stars Hollow Gazette

I’ve only ever hit anybody twice.

That is I did it the two times.

Oddly enough it was the same guy, in the same spot, for the same reason.

And it had exactly the same effect.

The first time was in third grade.  He was an asshole bully, which was kind of odd considering he was a four eyed fat kid or maybe it was an expression of that, whatever.

He pushed me too far and I popped him one right between the eyes and broke his glasses.  Game over dude.

He tried it again in fifth grade, idiot.

Now of course I’m much more grown up and sophisticated.  Hitting someone in the head is stupid, you’ll break your hands unless you use a tool like a two by four.  You should aim for the kidneys or kick them in the groin.

But best of all is to back off and plot your revenge in private.

Then serve it cold.

Pony Party: Caption This!

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Pony Party iz Open Thread.  Plz not to rec the Party.

Wednesday Morning Science Supplement

Wednesday Science Supplement is an Open Thread

From Yahoo News Science

1 Scientists find new species in Papua New Guinea

By KRISTEN GELINEAU, Associated Press Writer

1 hr 24 mins ago

SYDNEY – A brilliant green tree frog with huge black eyes, jumping spiders and a striped gecko are among more than 50 new animal species scientists have discovered in a remote, mountainous region of Papua New Guinea.

The discoveries were announced Wednesday by Washington D.C.-based Conservation International, which spent the past several months analyzing more than 600 animal species the group found during its expedition to the South Pacific island nation in July and August.

Of the animals discovered, 50 spider species, three frogs and a gecko appear to have never been described in scientific literature before, the conservation group said. The new frogs include a tiny brown animal with a sharp chirp, a bug-eyed bright green tree frog and another frog with a loud ringing call. One of the jumping spiders is shiny and pale green, while another is furry and brown.

Weekend News Digest

Weekend News Digest is an Open Thread

From Yahoo News Top Stories

1 Treasury’s toxic asset plan could cost $1 trillion

By MARTIN CRUTSINGER, AP Economics Writer

1 hr 13 mins ago

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration’s latest attempt to tackle the banking crisis and get loans flowing to families and businesses rely on a new government entity, the Public Investment Corp. to help purchase as much as $1 trillion in toxic assets on banks’ books.

The plan that Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner intends to announce Monday aims to use the resources of the $700 billion bank bailout fund, the Federal Reserve and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.

The initiative will seek to entice private investors, including big hedge funds, to participate by offering billions of dollars in low-interest loans to finance the purchases and also sharing risks if the assets fall further in value.

Weekend News Digest

Weekend News Digest is an Open Thread

From Yahoo News Top Stories

1 Activists protest bonuses at AIG executives’ homes

By JOHN CHRISTOFFERSEN, Associated Press Writer

23 mins ago

FAIRFIELD, Conn. – A busload of activists – outnumbered 2-to-1 by reporters and photographers – are paying visits to the homes of American International Group Inc. executives in Connecticut to protest tens of millions in bonuses awarded by the company.

About 40 protesters parked at a cul-de-sac Saturday afternoon and walked to the Fairfield home of Douglas Polling. They were met on the curb by two security guards, and one activist read a letter detailing the financial struggles that many Connecticut residents have faced. The group then left the note in Polling’s mailbox.

Polling already agreed to forfeit his bonus, but the protesters want AIG executives to do more to help working families.

The Stars Hollow Gazette

My name is Roger Smith. I perform a much needed job here in this city of amnesia.

Frequently in The Stars Hollow Gazette I wander down the lanes of my memory to dredge up a tidbit or two for your amusement.

Recently digby and Greenwald point out that no city on earth is as anxious to forget the past as Washington D.C.

Why is that do you suppose?

Pony Party: News lols

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Pony Party is an Open Thread.  Please do not rec the party.

Wednesday Morning Science Supplement

Wednesday Science Supplement is an Open Thread

From Yahoo News Science

1 Walking, talking female robot to hit Japan catwalk

By YURI KAGEYAMA, AP Business Writer

Mon Mar 16, 10:14 am ET

TSUKUBA, Japan – A new walking, talking robot from Japan has a female face that can smile and has trimmed down to 43 kilograms (95 pounds) to make a debut at a fashion show. But it still hasn’t cleared safety standards required to share the catwalk with human models.

Developers at the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, a government-backed organization, said their “cybernetic human,” shown Monday, wasn’t ready to help with daily chores or work side by side with people – as many hope robots will be able to do in the future.

“Technologically, it hasn’t reached that level,” said Hirohisa Hirukawa, one of the robot’s developers. “Even as a fashion model, people in the industry told us she was short and had a rather ordinary figure.”

The Stars Hollow Gazette

The Wearing Of The Green
O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that’s goin’ round?

The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground!

No more Saint Patrick’s Day we’ll keep, his color can’t be seen

For there’s a cruel law ag’in the Wearin’ o’ the Green.

I met with Napper Tandy, and he took me by the hand

And he said, “How’s poor old Ireland, and how does she stand?”

“She’s the most distressful country that ever yet was seen

For they’re hanging men and women there for the Wearin’ o’ the Green.”

So if the color we must wear be England’s cruel red

Let it remind us of the blood that Irishmen have shed

And pull the shamrock from your hat, and throw it on the sod

But never fear, ’twill take root there, though underfoot ’tis trod.
When laws can stop the blades of grass from growin’ as they grow

And when the leaves in summer-time their color dare not show

Then I will change the color too I wear in my caubeen

But till that day, please God, I’ll stick to the Wearin’ o’ the Green.

You can listen to it here.

Weekend News Digest

Weekend News Digest is an Open Thread

Now with World, U.S. News, and Politics.

From Yahoo News Top Stories

1 Insurance giant AIG to pay $165 million in bonuses

By MARTIN CRUTSINGER, AP Economics Writer

Sun Mar 15, 7:55 am E

WASHINGTON – American International Group is giving its executives tens of millions of dollars in new bonuses even though it received a taxpayer bailout of more than $170 billion dollars.

AIG is paying out the executive bonuses to meet a Sunday deadline, but the troubled insurance giant has agreed to administration requests to restrain future payments.

The Treasury Department determined that the government did not have the legal authority to block the current payments by the company. AIG declared earlier this month that it had suffered a loss of $61.7 billion for the fourth quarter of last year, the largest corporate loss in history.

3 more AIG stories, 3 stories about unrest in Pakistan, and 2 stories about why Jim Cramer and his anti-carbon tax Wall St. buddies better buy themselves some gills along with all the usual stuff below the fold.

Weekend News Digest

Weekend News Digest is an Open Thread

Now with U.S. News

From Yahoo News Top Stories

1 G-20 pledge sustained action on financial crisis

By JANE WARDELL, AP Business Writer

23 mins ago

HORSHAM, England – Finance officials from rich and developing countries pledged to boost the role of the International Monetary Fund and make a “sustained effort” to restore global growth after a key conference that sought to bridge deep divisions on how to tackle the financial crisis.

The key priority must be restoring frozen bank lending through cash infusions and dealing with the shaky assets souring bank’s balance sheets, the gathered finance ministers and central bankers from the Group of 20 countries said in a statement at the end of talks in southern England.

The statement did not back a U.S. push for concrete, coordinated efforts for governments to spend more money to boost their economies. It acknowledged the importance of the stimulus efforts already in place, and called for stronger financial regulation.

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