The writing of this will not cause any aggravation whatsoever for the PR team, publicists, speechwriters, groupies, and fangurls ‘n guize of the former GOP Vice Presidential Candidate who ran in 2008, nor of the millions of armchair instant psychiatrists now on the innertubalas.
Status: All clear, but they’re looking for something
Location: Spokane, Washington
sublocation: Parade Route
Date: Monday, January 17, 2011
Information Wanted, $20,000 reward. Subject Should Be Considered Armed and Dangerous. (But notice we are not saying armed with what so nothing is implied. )
Potential: Could Have
Heroes: 3 City Employees
Outcome: Parade Route changed, Item Diffused
Harrill declined to release details of the device, other than to call it a functional [redacted] that could have caused multiple casualties.
The agency released photos of the redacted [thing with armstraps on it that begins with a “b”] and two shirts found inside