Tag: Everything

Everything Sucks!

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The president sucks. I mean, he really sucks.

The last president sucked too. The next president is almost guaranteed to suck, since all presidents either suck, have sucked or will suck. Some presidents have even been sucked. Sucking is what presidents do.

The Congress sucks. They really suck. That sucks too.

Nancy sucks. I don’t know why anyone would let her, but she does… and then there’s Harry never mind….

Israel sucks. Wall Street sucks.

BP sucks. The oil leak sucks.

Republicans suck. Democrats suck.

Electioneering sucks. Empire collapse sucks.

It all sucks. I mean everything sucks. All of it. It all sucks.

The war sucks. The other war sucks. The last war sucked. The next war sucks even more. Sucking is what wars do.

I mean it. It all sucks.